JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Fishy Sandwich
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.
someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49855253) |
Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM Author: chest-beating cumskin
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.
JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.
A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49855269)
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Contagious Demanding Sanctuary
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago
https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49855747) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM Author: Transparent high-end meetinghouse
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.
Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.
You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49856410) |
Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM Author: Vibrant university regret
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.
Morgan's Pallid Apoo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49856366) |
Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Claret deer antler
how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.
this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49856971) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM Author: Claret deer antler
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Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal
ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”
GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”
ROGAN; “I believe so.”
GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2/#49857373) |
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