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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: adventurous mildly autistic university milk



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Arousing stage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: insane odious friendly grandma



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: dun newt



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Irate pervert ladyboy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Bistre fanboi center



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta point



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: stubborn cruel-hearted nursing home

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: stimulating clown



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Heady Juggernaut Space



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: green rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: cocky bonkers site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: adventurous mildly autistic university milk

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: obsidian windowlicker senate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Lake Diverse Range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: translucent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Effete provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Frozen ticket booth factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Arousing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: exciting state digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Arousing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: stimulating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Ruddy frisky elastic band step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: azure talented temple private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: infuriating offensive volcanic crater international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: pungent selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vigorous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: infuriating offensive volcanic crater international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: adventurous mildly autistic university milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: garnet faggotry brunch

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: garnet faggotry brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Magenta passionate messiness hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: obsidian windowlicker senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: fantasy-prone spectacular hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: overrated business firm sound barrier

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Violent heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: stimulating clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: charismatic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: bossy lime keepsake machete really tough guy

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: motley abusive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: motley abusive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: orchid jap cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: stimulating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Crimson adulterous sanctuary marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: translucent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: infuriating offensive volcanic crater international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: fantasy-prone spectacular hissy fit

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Khaki shivering party of the first part

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Zippy irradiated home persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: plum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: garnet faggotry brunch

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Black scourge upon the earth

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: garnet faggotry brunch

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Black scourge upon the earth

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta point

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Frozen ticket booth factory reset button

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: insane odious friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: green rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Frozen ticket booth factory reset button

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed house rigor

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Black scourge upon the earth

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Magenta passionate messiness hospital

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: free-loading gaping

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Violent heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Effete provocative locus

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac beta point

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: orchid jap cruise ship

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing stage

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: razzle brindle kitchen idiot

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Lake Diverse Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: azure talented temple private investor

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: translucent halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: appetizing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Trip sable church building circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: angry fiercely-loyal meetinghouse becky

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Effete provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: insane odious friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: fantasy-prone spectacular hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Violent heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: motley abusive quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Marvelous smoky national

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: overrated business firm sound barrier

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: fighting walnut son of senegal

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: crystalline mother theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: bearded stag film mad-dog skullcap

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Ruby Piazza

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Carnelian violent nibblets

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: doobsian alcoholic hairy legs shrine

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating potus half-breed

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: hyperventilating potus half-breed

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: hyperventilating potus half-breed

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Public Bath Ratface

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: angry fiercely-loyal meetinghouse becky

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Olive Boistinker

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: duck-like mahogany organic girlfriend hall

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Boyish stead laser beams

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: jet thriller fortuitous meteor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Cracking internet-worthy library mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: massive principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling school cafeteria goal in life

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Boyish stead laser beams

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Supple light weed whacker locale

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: cocky bonkers site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: overrated business firm sound barrier

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Ruby Piazza

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Stirring office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vigorous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: mustard mind-boggling hell therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vigorous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: overrated business firm sound barrier

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Drab Excitant Area Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: green rehab

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Sickened Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: sticky hunting ground

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky national

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring old irish cottage theater stage

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: jet thriller fortuitous meteor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#41379029)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268609)



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Author: jet thriller fortuitous meteor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268620)



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Author: silver personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Crimson adulterous sanctuary marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Shimmering plaza karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Sickened Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone avocado address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408079)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Sickened Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2/#49408115)