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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: twisted pontificating school cafeteria http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: twisted pontificating school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: twisted pontificating school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Adventurous light ticket booth bbw lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: pink diverse shrine puppy What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Vermilion field stain http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Racy useless brakes dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Titillating domesticated kitchen Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Racy useless brakes cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: flesh boyish school potus "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Yellow Hyperactive Box Office It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: twisted pontificating school cafeteria Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: pungent odious tanning salon tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: crimson famous landscape painting resort 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: cream hideous sandwich goal in life awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: electric rose brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: spruce haunted graveyard house these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Shimmering boistinker menage Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: mind-boggling reading party library 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Gold hissy fit feces You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Underhanded twinkling plaza lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: duck-like market messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#49639602) |
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