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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
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Big abode coffee pot
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important thread
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shivering foreskin potus
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Water would be his kryptonite
crusty giraffe orchestra pit
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
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Big abode coffee pot
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Big abode coffee pot
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Classical music
Fluffy Milk New Version
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
overrated bright area
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
drab impertinent location
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
maroon razzmatazz mad cow disease
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violet stag film
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
floppy market
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fantasy-prone ruby travel guidebook
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Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Histrionic national security agency
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house
  09/28/23
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violet stag film
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chocolate maniacal haunted graveyard double fault
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pink locus
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Big abode coffee pot



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Big abode coffee pot



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Big abode coffee pot

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: shivering foreskin potus



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: crusty giraffe orchestra pit

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

no, a job would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854770)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Big abode coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854798)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Big abode coffee pot



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Fluffy Milk New Version

Classical music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854929)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: overrated bright area

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: drab impertinent location

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: maroon razzmatazz mad cow disease

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: violet stag film



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: floppy market

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ruby travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46808257)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Histrionic national security agency

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: violet stag film

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Jet fortuitous meteor step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#46855333)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: chocolate maniacal haunted graveyard double fault



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: pink locus



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#49803340)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2/#49803466)