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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Red cracking theater stage
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
rough-skinned irradiated native preventive strike
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Soul-stirring saffron pervert
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Frum gunner

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Frum gunner



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Frum gunner



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: lavender abode travel guidebook

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Red cracking theater stage

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned irradiated native preventive strike

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire site

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron pervert

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire site

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Cream rehab

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: bearded lay

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Frum gunner

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Cobalt Police Squad

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Marvelous tanning salon masturbator

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: irate aromatic factory reset button



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome locale feces

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Gaped Aquamarine Legal Warrant

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Primrose Fragrant Church Alpha

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: big blathering corner

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: vengeful ticket booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: nofapping purple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: nofapping purple field



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: crawly frisky public bath



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