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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
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flew a P-51.
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Titillating Nursing Home French Chef



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: mischievous exhilarant hissy fit theater

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pearl shivering senate

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Green Rehab

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Flatulent Boiling Water Piazza

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Stimulating bull headed halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: cobalt arousing national security agency crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Puce Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Aromatic Puce Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Comical khaki generalized bond

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: mischievous exhilarant hissy fit theater

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: lavender parlour place of business

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: snowy alcoholic tanning salon

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed violent shitlib chapel

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: spectacular cuck

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: dashing weed whacker

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Walnut center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: hairraiser karate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Silver pontificating love of her life range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: wine becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: doobsian racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Purple elite prole point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: supple pea-brained foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: cobalt arousing national security agency crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Flatulent Boiling Water Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring plaza

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Buff Talking Garrison

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Bossy Lake Sanctuary

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pearl shivering senate

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bossy Lake Sanctuary

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: pearl shivering senate

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Buff Talking Garrison

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: dark idea he suggested

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: hairraiser karate temple

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Orange Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: dashing weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: snowy alcoholic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: doobsian racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Poppy Arrogant Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Orange Kitchen

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Iridescent travel guidebook state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Thriller thirsty hunting ground

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: multi-colored goal in life university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Flesh Sneaky Criminal Hospital

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: doobsian racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: alcoholic offensive gas station

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Silver pontificating love of her life range

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Silver pontificating love of her life range

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Rambunctious transparent toilet seat

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Silver pontificating love of her life range

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Stimulating bull headed halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse degenerate

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: wine becky

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Slippery Carmine Indirect Expression

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: 180 know-it-all sweet tailpipe gaming laptop

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: dark idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: chestnut buck-toothed dopamine property

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: snowy alcoholic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: doobsian racy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Stirring jade meetinghouse windowlicker

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Spot

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boistinker kitty

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Spot

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Cerise heaven selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: snowy alcoholic tanning salon

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Fragrant Pisswyrm

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Appetizing Flatulent Boiling Water Piazza

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Disturbing mildly autistic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Bearded Digit Ratio Locus

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: chestnut buck-toothed dopamine property

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: dark idea he suggested

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma candlestick maker

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Pink laughsome dilemma

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Aromatic Puce Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Slimy House-broken Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Purple elite prole point

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Tan mood turdskin

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse degenerate

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Talented Angry School Cafeteria

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic bbw useless brakes

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: galvanic bbw useless brakes

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like theater stage

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Tan mood turdskin

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: submissive orchestra pit

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: wonderful half-breed messiness

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Orange Kitchen

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Spot

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: wonderful half-breed messiness

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: submissive orchestra pit

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Spot

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: submissive orchestra pit

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Purple elite prole point

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Motley telephone

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma candlestick maker

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Purple elite prole point

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boistinker kitty

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boistinker kitty

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Sticky home filthpig

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling boistinker kitty

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: galvanic bbw useless brakes

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Vibrant immigrant

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: harsh idiot stain

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: submissive orchestra pit

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: galvanic bbw useless brakes

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Sticky home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: submissive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse degenerate

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: gay concupiscible church

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: salmon elastic band

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Walnut center

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Rose field incel

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Rose field incel

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Rose field incel

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: wine becky

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: multi-colored goal in life university

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Rose field incel

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: wine becky

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Rose field incel

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Rose field incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Pungent spruce national skinny woman

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: wine becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Tan mood turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling boistinker kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: trip hell depressive

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Cerise heaven selfie

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: abnormal abode electric furnace

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: abnormal abode electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: blue principal's office

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: abnormal abode electric furnace

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Federal pit

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Lime Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Histrionic mentally impaired psychic

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Cream coldplay fan

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Jet volcanic crater

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: wine becky

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Purple elite prole point

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: wine becky

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Pungent spruce national skinny woman

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: wine becky

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Pungent spruce national skinny woman

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: wine becky

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Pungent spruce national skinny woman

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: wine becky

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: disgusting lascivious circlehead

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: galvanic bbw useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Cracking Henna Indian Lodge

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: cobalt arousing national security agency crotch

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Cracking Henna Indian Lodge

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Cracking Henna Indian Lodge

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mischievous exhilarant hissy fit theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Purple elite prole point

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Cracking Henna Indian Lodge

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Purple elite prole point

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: mischievous exhilarant hissy fit theater

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Cracking Henna Indian Lodge

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mischievous exhilarant hissy fit theater

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Purple elite prole point

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: cobalt arousing national security agency crotch

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse degenerate

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: splenetic hairless athletic conference codepig

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: snowy alcoholic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: obsidian corn cake stead

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful legal warrant old irish cottage

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Comical khaki generalized bond

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Translucent jap

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: charismatic dingle berry private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Violet autistic factory reset button jew

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: dark idea he suggested

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Canary bonkers round eye site

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Canary bonkers round eye site

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Impertinent shimmering area water buffalo

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Orange Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2/#49849598)