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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
tell me
Geriatric chapel
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
carmine abode giraffe
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
dark aphrodisiac degenerate factory reset button
  12/28/13
fucking lol
very tactful shivering bawdyhouse
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Deep immigrant
  05/12/15
so underrated
galvanic violet crackhouse
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Bright pozpig shitlib
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Mind-boggling Aggressive Mood Garrison
  03/31/18
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flickering step-uncle's house
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exhilarant death wish
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Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
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Up-to-no-good heaven
  12/11/24
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Zombie-like pistol whorehouse
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
charismatic macaca
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
costumed faggotry set
  08/14/13
lmao
Geriatric chapel
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Supple khaki library background story
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Up-to-no-good heaven
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
charismatic macaca
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Dead Nudist Halford
  08/14/13
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Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
burgundy spot associate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
rofl
Geriatric chapel
  08/14/13
180
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
rofl
contagious turquoise sanctuary
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Sienna multi-colored becky
  08/14/13
lol
adventurous deer antler
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pale stag film dysfunction
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Bright pozpig shitlib
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dashing kitty cat locale
  03/24/21
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Orchid Fluffy Selfie Newt
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philosemitic antizionist
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federal grizzly people who are hurt
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Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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federal grizzly people who are hurt
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
costumed faggotry set
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
federal grizzly people who are hurt
  08/14/13
best of thread
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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exciting brunch community account
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Up-to-no-good heaven
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Up-to-no-good heaven
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
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Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
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Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Cracking institution
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
costumed faggotry set
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Excitant cruise ship cuck
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Geriatric chapel
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180
Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault
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Passionate point black woman
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pale stag film dysfunction
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Clear swashbuckling lodge
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very tactful shivering bawdyhouse
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Mind-boggling Aggressive Mood Garrison
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Excitant cruise ship cuck
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
lol
canary candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
federal grizzly people who are hurt
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
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exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Swollen public bath rigor
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snowy bateful antidepressant drug
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
federal grizzly people who are hurt
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Razzmatazz nursing home
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
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poppy toaster property
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poppy toaster property
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dashing kitty cat locale
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
rebellious trip location
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
burgundy spot associate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
burgundy spot associate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
salmon vivacious plaza
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
cobalt house sweet tailpipe
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
rebellious trip location
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
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hideous unhinged senate idea he suggested
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Primrose keepsake machete
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
whatever
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
beady-eyed patrolman depressive
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
federal grizzly people who are hurt
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
180
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
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Navy organic girlfriend hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
federal grizzly people who are hurt
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Lascivious alcoholic incel
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Lascivious alcoholic incel
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
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bonkers quadroon parlor
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
stirring kitchen
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
concupiscible theatre skinny woman
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Pungent Boyish National Security Agency
  08/14/13
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talented reading party field
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
lmao
Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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hideous unhinged senate idea he suggested
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Odious legend
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Submissive curious lay potus
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Clear swashbuckling lodge
  08/14/13
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Lascivious alcoholic incel
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Pics?
Bossy hell personal credit line
  08/14/13
link?
Supple khaki library background story
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Geriatric chapel
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Appetizing church
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
doobsian racy temple coffee pot
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
gold turdskin center
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
citrine jewess
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
citrine jewess
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
citrine jewess
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Shaky lake space
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
citrine jewess
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
demanding judgmental boltzmann station
  08/14/13
Underrated
talented reading party field
  08/15/13
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Bright pozpig shitlib
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Shaky lake space
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
demanding judgmental boltzmann station
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
ungodly tantric home private investor
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
exciting brunch community account
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Thriller Clown Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
lol
adventurous deer antler
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Thriller Clown Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
adventurous deer antler
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Thriller Clown Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Shaky lake space
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Lime razzle menage
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
rebellious trip location
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
sexy casino lettuce
  08/14/13
180
Red weed whacker trump supporter
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
adventurous deer antler
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
pale stag film dysfunction
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
adventurous deer antler
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arousing territorial church building sound barrier
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heady green puppy
  08/14/13
180
citrine jewess
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demanding judgmental boltzmann station
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gold turdskin center
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disturbing laughsome piazza party of the first part
  09/11/13
Lmao
duck-like regret mad-dog skullcap
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Spectacular jap
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
arousing territorial church building sound barrier
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Dun electric mad cow disease
  08/14/13
lol
citrine jewess
  08/14/13
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Chocolate french idiot
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
light school cafeteria
  08/14/13
180
Opaque marvelous persian
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Smoky pit
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
nofapping jet-lagged internal respiration parlour
  08/17/13
poignant
Misunderstood Rigpig University
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Black Vibrant Base Son Of Senegal
  08/17/13
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arousing territorial church building sound barrier
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
disturbing laughsome piazza party of the first part
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
poppy toaster property
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
ungodly tantric home private investor
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
dark aphrodisiac degenerate factory reset button
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Mahogany Gunner
  12/28/13
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Hairraiser Market Blood Rage
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
motley impertinent psychic
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Comical water buffalo indian lodge
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
blathering ticket booth
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very tactful shivering bawdyhouse
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Swollen public bath rigor
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spruce glittery resort mediation
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pale stag film dysfunction
  10/25/17
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Supple khaki library background story
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Supple khaki library background story
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very tactful shivering bawdyhouse
  01/05/16
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Supple khaki library background story
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Henna free-loading stage ceo
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spruce glittery resort mediation
  09/22/17
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Clear swashbuckling lodge
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Mewling Sickened Principal's Office Multi-billionaire
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Cerebral trailer park
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Mewling Sickened Principal's Office Multi-billionaire
  07/18/18
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dashing kitty cat locale
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Supple khaki library background story
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Supple khaki library background story
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claret marketing idea main people
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dashing kitty cat locale
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dashing kitty cat locale
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: carmine abode giraffe

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: dark aphrodisiac degenerate factory reset button

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: very tactful shivering bawdyhouse

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Deep immigrant



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: galvanic violet crackhouse

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Bright pozpig shitlib



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Aggressive Mood Garrison



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: flickering step-uncle's house



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: exhilarant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Orchid Fluffy Selfie Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like pistol whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: charismatic macaca

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: costumed faggotry set

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: charismatic macaca

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Dead Nudist Halford

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: burgundy spot associate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: contagious turquoise sanctuary

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Sienna multi-colored becky

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: pale stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Bright pozpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Orchid Fluffy Selfie Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: costumed faggotry set

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good heaven

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cracking institution

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: costumed faggotry set

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Excitant cruise ship cuck

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Passionate point black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: pale stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: very tactful shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Aggressive Mood Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Excitant cruise ship cuck

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: canary candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Swollen public bath rigor

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: snowy bateful antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: poppy toaster property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: poppy toaster property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: rebellious trip location

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: burgundy spot associate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: burgundy spot associate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: salmon vivacious plaza

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: cobalt house sweet tailpipe

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: rebellious trip location

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: hideous unhinged senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed patrolman depressive

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Navy organic girlfriend hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: federal grizzly people who are hurt

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic incel

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: bonkers quadroon parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy ivory double fault

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: concupiscible theatre skinny woman

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Pungent Boyish National Security Agency

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: talented reading party field

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Twinkling rehab sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: hideous unhinged senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Odious legend

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Submissive curious lay potus

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Lascivious alcoholic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bossy hell personal credit line

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Supple khaki library background story

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Geriatric chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Appetizing church

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: doobsian racy temple coffee pot

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: gold turdskin center

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: citrine jewess

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: citrine jewess

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: citrine jewess

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor meetinghouse

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Shaky lake space

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: citrine jewess

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: demanding judgmental boltzmann station

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: talented reading party field

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Bright pozpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Shaky lake space

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: demanding judgmental boltzmann station

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: ungodly tantric home private investor

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: exciting brunch community account

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Thriller Clown Useless Brakes

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Thriller Clown Useless Brakes

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Thriller Clown Useless Brakes

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Shaky lake space

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Lime razzle menage

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: rebellious trip location

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: sexy casino lettuce

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Red weed whacker trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: pale stag film dysfunction

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: adventurous deer antler

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: arousing territorial church building sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: heady green puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: citrine jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: demanding judgmental boltzmann station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: gold turdskin center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: disturbing laughsome piazza party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: duck-like regret mad-dog skullcap

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Spectacular jap

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: arousing territorial church building sound barrier

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Dun electric mad cow disease

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: citrine jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Chocolate french idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: light school cafeteria

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Smoky pit

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: nofapping jet-lagged internal respiration parlour

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood Rigpig University

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Black Vibrant Base Son Of Senegal

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: arousing territorial church building sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: disturbing laughsome piazza party of the first part

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: poppy toaster property

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: ungodly tantric home private investor

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: dark aphrodisiac degenerate factory reset button

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mahogany Gunner

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Market Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: motley impertinent psychic

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Comical water buffalo indian lodge

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: blathering ticket booth

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: very tactful shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Swollen public bath rigor

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: spruce glittery resort mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: pale stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: very tactful shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Henna free-loading stage ceo

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: spruce glittery resort mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Clear swashbuckling lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mewling Sickened Principal's Office Multi-billionaire

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cerebral trailer park

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mewling Sickened Principal's Office Multi-billionaire

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Supple khaki library background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: claret marketing idea main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: dashing kitty cat locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#44198924)