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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
tell me
sticky degenerate reading party
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
lol tyft
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  05/12/15
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Racy onyx step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
talented useless brakes toaster
  08/14/13
lmao
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Racy onyx step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
rofl
sticky degenerate reading party
  08/14/13
180
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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Disturbing becky
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slap-happy stock car
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
talented useless brakes toaster
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
slap-happy stock car
  08/14/13
best of thread
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
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Lemon bonkers chapel
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
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grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Abnormal brunch
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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Vibrant location mediation
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Insane people who are hurt range
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
metal histrionic house
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard
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lol
Dashing pink site
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
slap-happy stock car
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Snowy trailer park
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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Nudist vigorous kitty
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
fragrant station
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
Snowy trailer park
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
supple hall dragon
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
fragrant station
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Demanding vivacious nowag
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
whatever
Snowy trailer park
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Sinister Space Mexican
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
180
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Doobsian home
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Dun Boiling Water
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
lol tyft
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
cordovan bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
comical parlor
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Underhanded fighting area windowlicker
  08/14/13
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disgusting generalized bond
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
lmao
grizzly odious lodge
  08/14/13
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frisky contagious ape
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
razzle bossy queen of the night
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
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Dun Boiling Water
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
Pics?
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link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Hairless wrinkle
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
jet-lagged naked crackhouse
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
jet-lagged naked crackhouse
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Snowy trailer park
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Buck-toothed state
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
jet-lagged naked crackhouse
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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Disturbing becky
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Buck-toothed state
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
charcoal rehab
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
stubborn puppy property
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
stubborn puppy property
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Buck-toothed state
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
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  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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Hairless wrinkle
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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Pearl hospital corn cake
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Glassy Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Glassy Gay Wizard
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Razzle-dazzle avocado business firm juggernaut
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Free-loading Telephone Point
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
carmine well-lubricated candlestick maker yarmulke
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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dead black woman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Stimulating Love Of Her Life
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: sticky degenerate reading party

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Navy Church Building

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: bisexual wine keepsake machete ticket booth

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Vibrant location mediation

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: hairraiser tantric jew giraffe



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Dull laughsome kitchen

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Disturbing becky



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Insane people who are hurt range



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: 180 parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon bonkers chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: walnut tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Pearl hospital corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Trip ruddy macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: walnut tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy onyx step-uncle's house

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: talented useless brakes toaster

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: sticky degenerate reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: dead black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon bonkers chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Racy onyx step-uncle's house

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: exciting deer antler

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: garnet balding skinny woman famous landscape painting

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sticky degenerate reading party

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bespoke gas station genital piercing

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Coiffed Public Bath

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Rough-skinned Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Disturbing becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: gaped twinkling idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: 180 parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Pearl hospital corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: talented useless brakes toaster

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lemon bonkers chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lemon bonkers chapel

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Abnormal brunch

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: talented useless brakes toaster

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: metal histrionic house

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: sticky degenerate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: startled pontificating dilemma antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: curious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Rough-skinned Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Vibrant location mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Insane people who are hurt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: metal histrionic house

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Dashing pink site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: appetizing flatulent principal's office tattoo

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Nudist vigorous kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: chestnut misanthropic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Telephone Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Free-loading Telephone Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: gaped twinkling idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: fragrant station

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: garnet balding skinny woman famous landscape painting

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: garnet balding skinny woman famous landscape painting

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: supple hall dragon

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Orange nursing home halford

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: fragrant station

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: frisky contagious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Demanding vivacious nowag

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Sinister Space Mexican

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: startled pontificating dilemma antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Doobsian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: slap-happy stock car

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Dun Boiling Water

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Dun Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: brilliant arrogant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: startled pontificating dilemma antidepressant drug

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cordovan bawdyhouse

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: comical parlor

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Underhanded fighting area windowlicker

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: grizzly odious lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: frisky contagious ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: razzle bossy queen of the night

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: heady preventive strike

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Dun Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Elite Swashbuckling Organic Girlfriend Lay

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: dead black woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: sticky degenerate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: motley background story quadroon

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: electric abusive temple personal credit line

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Hairless wrinkle

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Snowy trailer park

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed state

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: charcoal rehab

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: disgusting generalized bond

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Disturbing becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Buck-toothed state

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: charcoal rehab

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: carmine well-lubricated candlestick maker yarmulke

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: provocative salmon meetinghouse haunted graveyard

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: stubborn puppy property

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: stubborn puppy property

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: stubborn puppy property

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Buck-toothed state

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Arousing locus multi-billionaire

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: fragrant station

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Excitant Harsh Field Affirmative Action

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: diverse pungent turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Rough-skinned Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Floppy splenetic forum international law enforcement agency

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Glassy Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: red submissive really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: charcoal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Hairless wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado business firm juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: buff alcoholic market place of business

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Pearl hospital corn cake



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: wonderful abode wagecucks

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Glassy Gay Wizard

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: charismatic ebony national pozpig

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged naked crackhouse

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Talking community account



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant institution dysfunction

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: slimy passionate university marketing idea

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: zippy locale cuckoldry

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed pisswyrm

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Filthy Base Roast Beef

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Striped Hyena Stag Film

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Glassy Gay Wizard



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado business firm juggernaut

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Free-loading Telephone Point

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: carmine well-lubricated candlestick maker yarmulke

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: bisexual wine keepsake machete ticket booth

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Thriller domesticated native

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Gay disrespectful whorehouse



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: opaque piazza pocket flask

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Geriatric impressive newt

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Vibrant location mediation



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: appetizing flatulent principal's office tattoo

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Costumed shivering cruise ship



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Rough-skinned Ladyboy Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: dead black woman



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: dead black woman



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Vibrant location mediation



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: dead black woman



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: lascivious primrose ceo

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Costumed shivering cruise ship



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Gold Adventurous Azn Ratface



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: azure shaky indian lodge half-breed

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Stimulating Love Of Her Life

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: azure shaky indian lodge half-breed

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: gaped twinkling idea he suggested



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: dead black woman



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: dead black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Startling Address National Security Agency



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: gaped twinkling idea he suggested



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: gaped twinkling idea he suggested



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