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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: federal crackhouse halford have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: federal crackhouse halford i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: poppy hunting ground orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: cordovan area Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: mahogany thriller twinkling uncleanness Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: mahogany thriller twinkling uncleanness https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: crusty national smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: Aromatic Drab Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: shaky kitty cat arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: laughsome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Carnelian chest-beating shrine private investor go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: nudist yapping market Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: nudist yapping market In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Carnelian chest-beating shrine private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Buff misunderstood home wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Fuchsia corn cake antidepressant drug This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Buff misunderstood home you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: brass sweet tailpipe Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Maroon Clown were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: irradiated university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Coldplay Fan lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: geriatric toaster Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: brass sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Puce Newt Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: adventurous wine windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Rough-skinned abode coffee pot sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: irradiated university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: motley abusive turdskin marketing idea relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: adventurous wine windowlicker tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Jet-lagged Out-of-control Milk Temple tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: hyperventilating bawdyhouse direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Pearl Overrated Church Building Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Medicated Whorehouse Ape wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: irradiated university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Puce Newt Electric Furnace Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Aromatic Drab Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Excitant potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: federal crackhouse halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: laughsome field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Jet-lagged Out-of-control Milk Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: multi-colored dull wrinkle lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Chartreuse apoplectic dopamine they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Doobsian jade foreskin How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Sienna blathering forum associate 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: poppy hunting ground orchestra pit You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851) |