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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/08/25
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Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Bespoke Burgundy Potus
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
sapphire locale
  12/12/25
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Marvelous transparent boiling water national
  12/17/25
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adventurous juggernaut
  12/17/25
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electric heaven
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
laughsome jet quadroon chapel
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
laughsome jet quadroon chapel
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
sticky diverse yarmulke
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Black supple tattoo
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/18/25
lol
mahogany know-it-all stage personal credit line
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Black supple tattoo
  12/17/25
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Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Marvelous transparent boiling water national
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
mahogany know-it-all stage personal credit line
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Marvelous transparent boiling water national
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Marvelous transparent boiling water national
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Translucent business firm mad cow disease
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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Indigo Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Stead
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
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Salmon hospital turdskin
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Stirring sandwich ladyboy
  12/17/25
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dead splenetic international law enforcement agency rehab
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Nudist bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Titillating duck-like immigrant
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Translucent business firm mad cow disease
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Titillating duck-like immigrant
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Translucent business firm mad cow disease
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Titillating duck-like immigrant
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
coiffed saffron point mother
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Nudist bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction
  12/17/25
...
coiffed saffron point mother
  12/17/25
I am not!
Nudist bawdyhouse
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Abusive home foreskin
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Burgundy Potus

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: sapphire locale

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Marvelous transparent boiling water national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: adventurous juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: electric heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: laughsome jet quadroon chapel

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: laughsome jet quadroon chapel

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sticky diverse yarmulke

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Black supple tattoo

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mahogany know-it-all stage personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Black supple tattoo

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Marvelous transparent boiling water national

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mahogany know-it-all stage personal credit line

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Marvelous transparent boiling water national

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Marvelous transparent boiling water national

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Translucent business firm mad cow disease

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: boyish station sex offender

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: wonderful halford tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Indigo Mentally Impaired Preventive Strike Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Spruce odious menage gay wizard

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Salmon hospital turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Stirring sandwich ladyboy

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: dead splenetic international law enforcement agency rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Titillating duck-like immigrant

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Translucent business firm mad cow disease

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating duck-like immigrant

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Translucent business firm mad cow disease

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating duck-like immigrant

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: coiffed saffron point mother

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Travel Guidebook Dysfunction

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: coiffed saffron point mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Nudist bawdyhouse

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Abusive home foreskin

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)