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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Stimulating Garrison Private Investor
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Stimulating Garrison Private Investor
  05/01/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
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greedy ivory home factory reset button
  04/29/26
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Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/29/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Painfully honest tanning salon
  04/29/26
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Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
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Talking death wish hall
  04/30/26
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salmon mediation hell
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
salmon mediation hell
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard
  05/02/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Painfully honest tanning salon
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/29/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  04/29/26
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Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib
  04/29/26
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Crystalline alcoholic set
  04/29/26
180!
Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard
  04/29/26
hell yeah
greedy ivory home factory reset button
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
multi-colored amethyst pervert mood
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
wonderful turdskin
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
wonderful turdskin
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
180
Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
greedy ivory home factory reset button
  05/01/26
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Insecure startling stag film
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
insanely creepy spectacular theater
  04/30/26
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insanely creepy spectacular theater
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
odious nudist locus
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
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Crusty crackhouse
  05/01/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
lime office deer antler
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
congrats!
salmon mediation hell
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib
  05/01/26
180
Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan
  05/01/26
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Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
lime office deer antler
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Boyish pocket flask nowag
  05/01/26
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Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Garrison Private Investor

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Garrison Private Investor

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: greedy ivory home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest tanning salon

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Talking death wish hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: salmon mediation hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: salmon mediation hell

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest tanning salon

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Crystalline alcoholic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: greedy ivory home factory reset button

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst pervert mood

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful turdskin

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: wonderful turdskin

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: greedy ivory home factory reset button

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Insecure startling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy spectacular theater

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: insanely creepy spectacular theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: odious nudist locus

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Crusty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lime office deer antler

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: salmon mediation hell

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Deranged Cerebral Box Office Shitlib

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy racy school cafeteria coldplay fan

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lime office deer antler

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Boyish pocket flask nowag

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic Canary Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163)