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cowgod: if n64 is so prole then explain conker’s bad fur day

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hairless son of senegal
  08/03/21
He doesn't think N64 is prole
offensive brilliant piazza party of the first part
  08/03/21
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Abnormal garrison juggernaut
  08/03/21
Explain the most prole, raunchy game ever? Nintendo went pla...
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  08/03/21
it’s over-the-top raunchiness could be interpreted as ...
hairless son of senegal
  08/03/21
You aren't wrong, but it also reeks of desperation, not to m...
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  08/03/21
all great points. i believe i may need to revisit my assumpt...
hairless son of senegal
  08/03/21
Tellingly, Conker isn't even one of the top 45 best-selling ...
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  08/03/21
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hairless son of senegal
  12/24/21
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Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  05/25/22
great subthread
underhanded french chef
  10/26/23
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Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  10/26/23
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underhanded french chef
  08/28/24
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underhanded french chef
  11/03/22
CBFD was 180
Snowy gas station
  08/03/21
Also it's off-topic but I stopped giving a fuck about video ...
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  08/03/21
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Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  12/25/21
DK64 was a really good game IMO - it just didn't get a lot o...
Appetizing lime forum
  12/24/21
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Hot adventurous stage wrinkle
  12/25/21
I fuckin' never even played Conker DK64, you can keep it....
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  12/25/21
As an adult - it’s worth a play. Really funny game and...
Appetizing lime forum
  12/25/21
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Ass Problems
  08/30/26
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hairless son of senegal
  01/31/22
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Walnut outnumbered macaca philosopher-king
  05/25/22
Just bought the “reloaded” version on Xbox. Look...
underhanded french chef
  07/30/22
Game kinda sucks playing it now. Lots of boring, overlong, n...
underhanded french chef
  07/30/22
I felt this way way back when DK64 and Perfect Dark came out...
Jade Headpube Hissy Fit
  07/30/22
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underhanded french chef
  06/14/25


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Date: August 3rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: hairless son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42889617)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: offensive brilliant piazza party of the first part

He doesn't think N64 is prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42889624)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 12:35 PM
Author: Abnormal garrison juggernaut

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42889694)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

Explain the most prole, raunchy game ever? Nintendo went places with the N64 that they've never gone before or since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890272)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: hairless son of senegal

it’s over-the-top raunchiness could be interpreted as an elite aloofness to the mores of the day. like william randolph hearst using paper napkins. or alternatively as a knowing wink at its likely reception, evincing a self-awareness not typically displayed by purebred boors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890334)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

You aren't wrong, but it also reeks of desperation, not to mention basically no one cared about the N64 after turn turn of the millennium, it's insane how dead it was while PS1 was still peaking. There is an irony to it imo, or a bit of realization that if they made another DK64, people would trash it so they went another way.

At the same time, could there be CBFD if there weren't a litany of Scumbag titles paving the way like Turok, War Gods, Duke Nukem, wrestling et al? CBFD is like the N64's Scumbag magnum opus. It's a merging of the console's two preeminent genres - cute platformers & Scummy violent shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890376)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: hairless son of senegal

all great points. i believe i may need to revisit my assumptions about cbfd, along with, more importantly, my underlying conceptions about the interplay between socioeconomic class and consumer marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890381)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

Tellingly, Conker isn't even one of the top 45 best-selling N64 titles. He was in Diddy Kong Racing but that wasn't enough to give him name recognition lmao. IOW, N64 fans didn't get the joke because, being Scumbags, they had no sense of irony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890418)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 9:55 PM
Author: hairless son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43671350)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#44571900)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: underhanded french chef

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#46988284)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:37 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#46988474)



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Date: August 28th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: underhanded french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#48021301)



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: underhanded french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#45430180)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Snowy gas station

CBFD was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 2:51 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

Also it's off-topic but I stopped giving a fuck about video games at the exact turn of the millennium, anyone else? DK64 and FF8 were like a one-two punch of sheer boredom and genre fatigue. Perfect Dark also felt stale to some extent, even when new. PS2 did nothing to salvage this. Like I didn't even know about some of these 2000-2001 N64 games like Turok 3 or No Mercy until years later. This all has something to do with the time warp that we all went into on 9/9/99 which was somehow caused by the time-space continuum being ripped open with the bombing of the USS Cole.

The true Patrician lineage of gaming goes NES🠞SNES🠞PS1🠞PC 🠞*gap in space time*🠞Nintendo Switch imo. PC gaming really came into its own around the turn of the millennium imho. It was good to dabble in the other consoles here and there but this is the main line of succession. Consoles were good for a few games here and there and the newer consoles are good for Netflix/HBO. But in the early 2000s, you had Diablo 2, Half-Life, Starcraft, MMOs coming around, FPSs with online, I mean it was something different. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#42890463)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43672521)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 10:38 PM
Author: Appetizing lime forum

DK64 was a really good game IMO - it just didn't get a lot of love for being super solid and having a lot of nuance - it was fun, atmospheric and friendly to different ages of players.

CBFD on the other hand was one of the best games on N64 - probably the last "great game" of the system. OOT was obviously GOAT on N64, but CBFD was really up there - both the story mode and the versus mode were incredibly well done.

That said, it was a neglected masterpiece but it also represented the coming of age for a specific generation of people. As a kid in grade school you would get N64 and play Banjo Kazooie and maybe even have played a conker game on Gameboy (I never did I don't think).

By the time you were ready to go to high school, CBFD came out and inaugurated a new chapter in your adolescence as you became less of an innocent kid.

As I replayed the game when I got older (maybe board one time in senior year of high school or early college) - you also begin to resonate with the adult themes way more and how Conker can't get his love back despite all his money and power. It's a pretty major theme to learn from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43671517)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: Hot adventurous stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43672522)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

I fuckin' never even played Conker

DK64, you can keep it. Super Mario 64 invented the 3D platformer, Banjo evolved and improved it in some ways. And.... that's enough. This is like the most common opinion in the world. Everyone 'felt' it. Banjo-Tooie sold a small af fraction of Kazooie's figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43672638)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: Appetizing lime forum

As an adult - it’s worth a play. Really funny game and really fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43676362)



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Date: August 30th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Ass Problems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#50105055)



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Date: January 31st, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: hairless son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#43881972)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Walnut outnumbered macaca philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#44571981)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: underhanded french chef

Just bought the “reloaded” version on Xbox. Looking forward to this journey into Scumbaggery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#44939029)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 7:01 PM
Author: underhanded french chef

Game kinda sucks playing it now. Lots of boring, overlong, not-that-funny cut scenes. Puzzles and combat are annoying and more difficult than they need to be. I guess you really can’t go home again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#44940077)



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Date: July 30th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Jade Headpube Hissy Fit

I felt this way way back when DK64 and Perfect Dark came out. N64 had a very short heyday that culminated with OOT and then everything after that felt underwhelming. It never achieved the intellectual highs of ps1 and its library is therefore vacuous imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#44940938)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: underhanded french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4892011&forum_id=2/#49015459)