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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Scarlet whorehouse toilet seat
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Racy useless brakes
  07/06/25
underrated
Talented location newt
  07/06/25
THIS.
Floppy Clear Plaza
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Bat shit crazy boltzmann
  07/06/25
Lol
rusted filthpig roommate
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
motley gaping
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Dun Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
...
Scarlet whorehouse toilet seat
  07/06/25
...
motley gaping
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
infuriating violent property athletic conference
  07/06/25
Of course
Disgusting nibblets degenerate
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Offensive hell
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Disgusting nibblets degenerate
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
motley gaping
  07/06/25
No
hairraiser friendly grandma
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
razzle ape french chef
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Autistic thriller lodge
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Offensive hell
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Autistic thriller lodge
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Vigorous university
  07/06/25
...
Adventurous den
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Tripping Charismatic Laser Beams
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Dun Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
noble
Autistic thriller lodge
  07/06/25
...
Adventurous den
  07/07/25
...
Hilarious parlour
  07/07/25
...
Tripping Charismatic Laser Beams
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Scarlet whorehouse toilet seat

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Racy useless brakes

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Talented location newt

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Floppy Clear Plaza

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy boltzmann

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: rusted filthpig roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: motley gaping

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Dun Generalized Bond

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Scarlet whorehouse toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: motley gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: infuriating violent property athletic conference

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Disgusting nibblets degenerate

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Offensive hell

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Disgusting nibblets degenerate

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: motley gaping

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: hairraiser friendly grandma

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: razzle ape french chef

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Autistic thriller lodge

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Offensive hell

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Autistic thriller lodge

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Vigorous university

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Adventurous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Tripping Charismatic Laser Beams

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Dun Generalized Bond

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Autistic thriller lodge

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Adventurous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Hilarious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Tripping Charismatic Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2/#49079489)