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lol two 18 year old chicks are begging me to live in my house
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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: warming center I got divorced and bought a house in Florida that’s way bigger than I can handle. These two Instagram wannabe chicks (18 years old, hot and prole) asked me to live in my house for free and I can keep 20% of their onlyfans and Instagram proceedings. We’re working out a deal where they can hook up with whoever I want as long as they hook up with me too. I’m thinking of taking this deal lmao. Is this how shit like Reality Kings started? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646800) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Darnell poast OF pics / vids so we can decide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646806) |
Date: February 4th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: .,.,..,,.,,.,.;:,,.,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::.. Are you ok with them using your house for porn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646810) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) god you’re a dumb boomer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646812) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: warming center lol yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646843) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Hmong Us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647124) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... This is probably flame, but if it isn't, make sure you make them sign a lease that gives you the right to evict their asses the minute they start causing problems. Because if they are 18-year-old proles that are selling their pussy to some random dude in exchange for free rent, I can almost guarantee that they are into drugs and partying. They are going to have drug dealer Darnell coming into your house at all hours of day and night while they suck his dick in exchange for coke and fentanyl.
So, I'm not saying don't do it. Free 18-year-old pussy is free 18-year-old pussy, and you can't say no to that. But you want to have the ability to kick them out once the free pussy isn't enough to justify the drama. If you don't have a lease, the eviction process could drag on for months while they trash your property because they don't give a shit. |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: .,.,..,,.,,.,.;:,,.,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::.. You still have to give them a 60 day notice for that. As far as damages go, that's what a security deposit is for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646844) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: warming center Not flame I don’t even care anymore if it gives me 6 months of the porn life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647039) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... In my state, if it is a month-to-month lease, it will probably take a month to kick out the tenant if they refuse to leave when you terminate the lease. This varies greatly from state to state, though. Is TSINAH around? I think he might know a few things about this area of Florida law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647065) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: warming center It’ll be a problem kicking them out no doubt. But they’re very pretty, don’t do drugs other than weed and they’re super clingy. One snuggles in my bed and they seem to want to be the next Sophie rain (lol that’s like a little leaguer wanting to be Barry Bonds) but they put the effort in the gym and still have that 18 year old look. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647264) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647321) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: warming center lol I am devastated by my divorce and 39 and upset I can’t see my kids so a new life as a porn producer I’m down with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646857) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... Just to make sure you know what you are getting into, you are not going to become a porn producer. These girls are going to be sucking the dicks of every drug dealer in South Florida, who will be coming in and out of your house at all hours of day and night. And most of the time these chicks are going to be too wasted to suck your dick after they have taken 20 black dicks in your living room. All you are going to be doing is giving them a roof over their heads while they sell their pussies for drugs with an occasional pity fuck so that you don't get sick of them and make them homeless. I mean, maybe it's still worth it. 18-year-old pussy is 18-year-old pussy. But I hope you don't have any delusions of getting rich on OF while you smash 18-year-old pussy every night, because I can almost guarantee that is not happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647077) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: warming center They had a party the other day and there were no less than 50 college aged chicks all dancing. Not gonna lie I can get used to this life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647130) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 8:52 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647458) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita what couldn't go wrong tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49646881) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: warming center Maybe the same poor decision that got me to get divorced (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647050) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: artificial intelligence Go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647358) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: actual white person with a turtleneck and MacBook disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647064) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: warming center Me and the hotter one had sex last night and this morning, got breakfast at this nice place now she’s having sex with a different guy in my living room as I got home from work lol. I sat there recording on my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647125) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Darnell nasty
wouldn't be worthwhile because they're probably full of diseases and you would have to wrap it up. would rather jerk off than have condomed sex |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: warming center No condom. They seem legit interested in making money. They sit at my kitchen table making content. Both drug free they just ask me to buy Oreos and orange juice not flame lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647142) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Darnell aren't they going to get diseases making content with degenerates? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647149) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: warming center You need to be tested to play this game. Probably safer than your average college Becky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647389) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) do you have nougat btw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647108) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: warming center No but I’m not Asian or 6’4 white so I’m not into tall skinny Taylor swift types. 5’1 white chicks with smooth legs and nice butts do it for me. I’m a greasy 5’9 Italian with a nice body and full head of hair (blue eyes). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647123) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Hmong Us tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647131) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) huh have you posted here before, never heard of your moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647561) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Subscribed to this season of XO content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647137) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: UhOh i look forward to season 2 when he gets charged with drug trafficking and prostitution, and then season 3 when he ends up in pound me in the ass prison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647144) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I expect: Season #1: Set the hook with the audience with lots of fun debauchery. Problems are mostly amusing. Season #2: The mild quality of life problems and EPAH kookiness gives way to deeply troubling issues. Drugs dealing and prostitution now going on directly in the house. The descent into madness accelerates and our beloved OP succumbs to temptation, contracts addictions and STDs. Season #3: Some explosive criminal trouble lays the rest bare. Probably someone is dead. Perhaps OP. Leading to your inevitable PMITA prison conclusion.
Each season lasts 6-8 months with weekly episodes in a 1K poast thread. |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:04 PM Author: UhOh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647236) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647322) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647265) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647667) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: RFK Jr. (Living La Vida Loca) Candy Ride might be able to help opine on the eviction process and what defenses/counterclaims your tenants might have against you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647147) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647254) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: (Girls FTW!) yeah. I can move in too and help keep these sluts in line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647162) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass watch Hot Girls Wanted for pointers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647166) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: warming center Can’t. I was in love with young Kylie Page and they’re will never be another as hot as her. To most she died last April, to me she died when she turned 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647261) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:50 PM Author: scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647199) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:51 PM Author: the discombobulator Lol at all the jealous irate BALDING haters itt. Ur 180 my man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647201) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:22 PM Author: warming center This. I don’t have nougat but I have 5 kids and all my hair and I can still eat whatever I want and be somewhere between ripped and jacked with little effort. I’ll take it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647262) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) How will you explain this to the kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647326) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: warming center Ex wife already made this whole thing so difficult for me and tried to put every single roadblock up for me to even see the kids that I finally mentally moved on and just pretend they don’t exist. It’s easier than the heartbreak of her preventing me from seeing them. I miss them and I love them but I’m a broken man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647332) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647553) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: norwood ultra pix or it didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647203) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: jonnyBlaze o god o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647257) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Dear Penthouse Forum ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2/#49647283) |
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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: evan39 I let a hot Chad stay at my place once and it was a total disaster. He fucked girls in my bed, left cum stains on my sheets, and trashed the kitchen. His friends showed up at random hours and caused all kinds of problems.
After promising that we'd hook up, he let me give him an awkward blowjob that ended with him jerking off into a tissue. |