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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tom...
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/18/25
are you fully sedated? are u scareed?
cobalt people who are hurt
  03/18/25
yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk h...
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/18/25
They will, no bullshit, call the cops
Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king
  03/18/25
i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some wai...
ungodly mad-dog skullcap
  03/19/25
Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it&rsqu...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  12/09/25
try and report back
beta multi-colored lettuce friendly grandma
  03/26/25
The laxatives part is the worst part You drink a gallon o...
Cracking whorehouse
  03/18/25
It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's pr...
sick motley home coldplay fan
  03/18/25
Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/18/25
Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positiv...
Big-titted house
  03/18/25
good question. "Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes re...
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/18/25
Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer...
Big-titted house
  03/18/25
HOWS THE SHITTING GOING? Please give play by play.
Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king
  03/18/25
It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the w...
sick motley home coldplay fan
  03/19/25
Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.
Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king
  03/19/25
???
sick motley home coldplay fan
  03/19/25
Within 10 min the lax made me queasy Within 15 minutes s...
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/19/25
I drink a gallon of that daily
sick motley home coldplay fan
  03/19/25
The cure can be worse than the disease if they find somethin...
rebellious deranged ape
  03/19/25
There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless i...
sick motley home coldplay fan
  03/19/25
jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery
Crystalline business firm potus
  03/21/25
sure about that hoss?
UN peacekeeper
  12/09/25
100%.
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  12/09/25
How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shit...
Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action Newt
  03/21/25
very clean apparently said cum back in 10 years
vibrant shrine goyim
  03/26/25
Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’...
chestnut slippery gas station corn cake
  03/21/25
Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 3...
Outnumbered famous landscape painting digit ratio
  03/26/25
is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't so...
Kenneth Play
  12/09/25
though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it i...
UN peacekeeper
  12/10/25


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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758038)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:04 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

are you fully sedated? are u scareed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758040)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk how they will stop me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758041)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king

They will, no bullshit, call the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758179)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: ungodly mad-dog skullcap

i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some waiting area where they couldn't leave until someone came and signed them out.

i'm sure they can't legally hold you but you should probably just uber to avoid picking a fight over disregarding your own safety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761417)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it’s not too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#49498406)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: beta multi-colored lettuce friendly grandma

try and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48784208)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Cracking whorehouse

The laxatives part is the worst part

You drink a gallon of this nasty stuff that makes you piss out of your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758181)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: sick motley home coldplay fan

It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's probably the best day to have gay sex. Smooth shaved no poop left. Only bad part is you're partially sedated so can't feel it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758184)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758206)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Big-titted house

Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positives that don't necessarily need treatment like breast cancer? I've heard that mammograms and ensuing treatments actually result in worse outcomes (or at least no better) than doing nothing because a lot of the cancer they find and treat does not really require treatment. Idk tho haven't done a deep dive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758195)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

good question.

"Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes result in false positives. A false positive occurs when the procedure identifies something as abnormal (such as a polyp or lesion) that turns out to be harmless upon further testing. Factors that may contribute to false positives include:

Inflammation or irritation: Conditions like colitis, hemorrhoids, or minor irritation can sometimes appear suspicious.

Residue in the colon: Inadequate bowel preparation can obscure the view, making normal tissue appear abnormal.

Biopsy interpretation: Occasionally, a benign growth may initially be misinterpreted as potentially cancerous.

While false positives are possible, colonoscopies remain one of the most effective tools for detecting colorectal cancer and other issues. Follow-up tests, such as biopsy analysis, typically clarify any uncertain findings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758211)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Big-titted house

Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer that doesn't actually need treatment. I'm not an expert, but this is the type of stuff I'm referring to:

https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2023/mammography-older-women-breast-cancer-overdiagnosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48758225)



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Date: March 18th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king

HOWS THE SHITTING GOING?

Please give play by play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48759861)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: sick motley home coldplay fan

It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the way to get fingerbanged senseless by an Indian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761410)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: Milky Bateful Locale Philosopher-king

Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761416)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: sick motley home coldplay fan

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761462)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

Within 10 min the lax made me queasy

Within 15 minutes shitting Niagara Falls

About 30m later rounds 2 and 3, all yellow water gushing

1h later fine

You do two rounds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761485)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: sick motley home coldplay fan

I drink a gallon of that daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761498)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: rebellious deranged ape

The cure can be worse than the disease if they find something. I am opting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761528)



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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: sick motley home coldplay fan

There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless in front of like 3 nurses. It's just a humiliation ritual and they put this on OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48761774)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Crystalline business firm potus

jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48768756)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

sure about that hoss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#49498373)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#49498388)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action Newt

How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shitting blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48768582)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: vibrant shrine goyim

very clean apparently

said cum back in 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48784194)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: chestnut slippery gas station corn cake

Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’s” advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48768640)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered famous landscape painting digit ratio

Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 38yo healthy white bros w no symptoms getting stage 4 ass cancer. "Doctors" have no idea what's causing it, and the flame recommended ages are still way too old. I'll be insisting my doctor dildo me later this year even though I'm not yet 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#48784310)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't sound like much fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#49498376)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it is the only fully reliable way to detect this type of cancer which has very good prognosis if caught early and terrible prognosis if caught late. also any precancerous polyps are removed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2/#49498421)