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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: diverse misanthropic spot shitlib 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: diverse misanthropic spot shitlib Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: motley messiness set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: rough-skinned point the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: amethyst frum native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Irradiated gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: alcoholic degenerate stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: alcoholic degenerate stag film you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Coral high-end stage Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: amethyst frum native https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: rough-skinned point Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Irate Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: amethyst frum native 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: motley messiness set hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: bright ratface meetinghouse What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Aromatic Magenta Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Aromatic Magenta Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Coral high-end stage The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle deer antler 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: motley messiness set 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: adventurous partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Walnut locale How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Walnut locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: bossy hall becky just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac claret location mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Naked vigorous background story Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Coral high-end stage Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: alcoholic degenerate stag film congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: razzle-dazzle deer antler Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Coral high-end stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Galvanic Patrolman Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Coral high-end stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Naked vigorous background story Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Coral high-end stage Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: amethyst frum native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163) |