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Fucked my slutty sister-in-law once 3 months ago, got herpes

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
he's hung
Bull headed bawdyhouse
  06/27/20
LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men&rdquo...
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  07/01/20
...
stubborn masturbator
  09/17/20
im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" li...
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  06/06/21
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Frisky heaven stock car
  07/02/20
...
comical mischievous mediation
  06/27/20
do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose yo...
Bronze Karate Native
  06/27/20
I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? H...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
under the bartell test court’s presume that the male g...
Bronze Karate Native
  06/27/20
wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven...
Bronze Karate Native
  06/27/20
the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original ma...
multi-colored pale nursing home personal credit line
  06/28/20
Lol wtf kind of “test” is that
histrionic business firm degenerate
  06/27/20
180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything. ...
Nofapping Telephone Immigrant
  06/28/20
Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
Lol
Heady Boltzmann
  07/01/20
...
galvanic theater
  11/29/22
You said you "just found out" though. You willing ...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise? ...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge ...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have s...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without h...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have ...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, ...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister
green abnormal striped hyena
  06/27/20
Wife’s sister
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Story?
Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig
  06/27/20
She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife ...
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Wtf, how big is your house?
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 s...
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
See above re: bathtime. Very well-established routine - ...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
180 May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she...
jet ticket booth dysfunction
  06/27/20
It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (bu...
Hairless Yarmulke
  06/27/20
Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml though for the r...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
you get a paternity test?
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
...
Red whorehouse partner
  06/06/21
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  06/27/20
Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like ...
Insecure Locus
  06/28/20
...
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  06/29/20
Can't lie, I'm impressed.
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the mast...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
...
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  06/27/20
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cracking feces set
  11/22/23
Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill scre...
Insecure Locus
  06/27/20
my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.
medicated hilarious dilemma
  06/27/20
My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
both thought about it though, eh.
opaque station codepig
  11/14/20
lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh ONE | WRONG | MOVE
puce regret
  06/27/20
This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sis...
Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig
  06/27/20
Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the sl...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
B O L D
comical mischievous mediation
  06/27/20
D A R I N G
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
...
Peach Abode
  06/27/20
High quality post, thank you
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  06/27/20
Might need to beat off to this later
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  06/28/20
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  06/28/20
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Concupiscible house
  06/28/20
Hngghhhhhhggghhhh
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  06/29/20
FAP
crystalline range
  07/01/20
incredible post
gaped yapping field
  11/11/21
...
puce regret
  04/27/24
in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet sea...
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/27/20
Cool story with zero pics
Burgundy Property Tank
  06/27/20
in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested c...
twinkling doobsian chapel ceo
  06/27/20
wtf have you no curiousity
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/27/20
...
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  06/27/20
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Internet-worthy Doctorate Becky
  06/27/20
Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don&rsqu...
orange forum tattoo
  06/27/20
what other stories do u have?
beady-eyed dead mother
  06/27/20
The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once,...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage whic...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but ...
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  06/28/20
...
opaque station codepig
  11/14/20
18000000000000
Concupiscible house
  06/28/20
Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, ...
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  07/03/20
two subpoenas
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  07/05/20
...
stubborn masturbator
  02/05/21
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Slimy indian lodge
  06/06/21
great post colt
Unhinged aphrodisiac lay old irish cottage
  06/27/20
thanks venkatesh
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
One of the beat flame threads in a while
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some po...
Big-titted Public Bath Jap
  06/27/20
...
Internet-worthy Doctorate Becky
  06/27/20
i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast
medicated hilarious dilemma
  06/27/20
...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/27/20
if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study...
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  06/27/20
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Ruby talented boistinker
  06/27/20
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Nofapping Telephone Immigrant
  06/28/20
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Concupiscible house
  06/28/20
He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread an...
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  06/29/20
sigh
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  06/30/20
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  06/30/20
Prescient
Blue Indirect Expression Office
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  07/01/20
Yep
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  07/03/20
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  07/06/20
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Crimson Stage
  06/11/22
Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?
primrose gaping
  06/27/20
My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herp...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/27/20
If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER...
stubborn masturbator
  06/27/20
Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune tim...
Charcoal chad
  06/27/20
Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then ...
Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig
  06/29/20
...
Fluffy swashbuckling useless brakes
  06/30/20
this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my s...
violet meetinghouse
  07/01/20
lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next availa...
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  06/27/20
...
Insecure Locus
  06/28/20
...
Poppy disgusting organic girlfriend
  07/05/20
lmao
medicated hilarious dilemma
  06/27/20
You're killing it ITT buddy.
Nofapping Telephone Immigrant
  06/28/20
Women are garbage
wonderful puppy
  06/28/20
ty i like it here btw
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/28/20
...
cerise boyish sanctuary new version
  06/28/20
"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite h...
idiotic brilliant school
  06/28/20
*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a rol...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get...
idiotic brilliant school
  06/28/20
...
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  07/03/20
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
this is a breathtakingly good post
gaped yapping field
  11/11/21
I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL
bespoke base dingle berry
  06/27/20
(Ryan Giggs)
histrionic business firm degenerate
  06/27/20
Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one
hairraiser address trust fund
  06/27/20
Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnan...
sadistic locale
  06/28/20
I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first t...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
did she make a lot of noise? still seems really risky to ...
beady-eyed dead mother
  06/28/20
Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your...
Grizzly hell pervert
  06/28/20
That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother. Answe...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
she didn't come because of him, exactly
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/28/20
A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is d...
cerise boyish sanctuary new version
  06/28/20
Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another t...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?
sadistic locale
  06/28/20
It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Chr...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
...
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/28/20
Lol why do we let women drive at all
saffron marvelous plaza
  06/28/20
(evan39 alt)
Gold Pit Skinny Woman
  06/29/20
...
puce regret
  06/29/20
been loling at this for 5 mins now
alcoholic costumed parlour
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  11/26/20
...
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  08/03/23
...
Cyan Glittery Knife Church
  06/30/20
God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s...
Passionate aqua national security agency cuck
  06/28/20
...
Concupiscible house
  07/01/20
I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at...
Appetizing Coffee Pot
  06/28/20
Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND ...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
Do you love your wife? 180 content creation for sure here...
Cruel-hearted drab legend
  06/28/20
She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be ...
stubborn masturbator
  06/28/20
smartphones are a disaster
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  06/28/20
my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about ...
sadistic locale
  06/28/20
This poast is toxic
bespoke base dingle berry
  06/28/20
this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really s...
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  06/29/20
the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believabl...
Supple Tripping Nibblets Selfie
  06/28/20
...
beady-eyed dead mother
  06/28/20
...
Gold Pit Skinny Woman
  06/29/20
...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=6...
excitant mad cow disease toaster
  07/02/20
how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's l...
sticky affirmative action
  06/29/20
No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/29/20
girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of...
Supple Tripping Nibblets Selfie
  06/29/20
The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/29/20
Basic instinct.
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/29/20
Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck ...
Nofapping Telephone Immigrant
  06/29/20
Yeah, that one
ivory parlor depressive
  06/29/20
Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other...
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo
bat shit crazy citrine foreskin spot
  06/30/20
180
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/30/20
What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again i...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/29/20
99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I...
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like i...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/30/20
With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod...
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of ...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/30/20
not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao
vivacious police squad brunch
  06/30/20
me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird s...
vivacious police squad brunch
  06/30/20
shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for t...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
TPD OP DONE HERE
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
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Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&a...
ivory parlor depressive
  06/30/20
OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmad...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread ...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
Day 1...no movement
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?
wonderful puppy
  06/30/20
DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 180000000000000000000000000000000000...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
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Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
something is seriously wrong with you
Big-titted Public Bath Jap
  06/30/20
Why are people still treating this thread like it’s no...
avocado idiot piazza
  06/30/20
Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the c...
stubborn masturbator
  06/30/20
Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental...
fragrant bisexual wrinkle sandwich
  06/30/20
cr if its flame who cares the OP is literally named tony ...
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  07/01/20
op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  06/30/20
You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spa...
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/30/20
GAPEGAPEGAPE when TMF calls you boring and there's even a...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retar...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. ...
Ruby talented boistinker
  07/01/20
(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autis...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up ...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont ...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
post what where? link?
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread i post fr...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
(dishonest gook loser)
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their wo...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang her...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
WHYSOSERIOUS
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
Day 1... no movement
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-tr...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of...
indigo home hominid
  07/01/20
180000000000
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t kill...
soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen
  07/01/20
180000000000000
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
Day 2... no movement.
soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen
  07/01/20
Day 3... no movement
indigo home hominid
  07/03/20
OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/03/20
link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active lin...
indigo home hominid
  07/03/20
they see me WGWAGin, they hatin
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/03/20
that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don&rsq...
indigo home hominid
  07/03/20
If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about yo...
Ruby talented boistinker
  07/01/20
oh u mad
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
you are such a lame Jesus bro
multi-colored pale nursing home personal credit line
  07/01/20
SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS http:...
Carmine Odious Internal Respiration
  07/01/20
It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeye...
Ruby talented boistinker
  06/30/20
different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one see...
Frisky heaven stock car
  07/01/20
makes me feel good about my sugar babbys
Stimulating casino azn
  07/01/20
in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was so...
Transparent Site Gunner
  07/01/20
Which, there were a few
onyx french chef
  07/01/20
classic tony ravioli detail
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  07/01/20
ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT
Misunderstood area
  07/01/20
with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.
Frisky heaven stock car
  07/01/20
go away spaceporn
Godawful lettuce half-breed
  07/01/20
why does anyone engage with him, ever
Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life
  07/01/20
Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't hel...
Ruby talented boistinker
  07/05/20
Update?
Ruby talented boistinker
  07/05/20
Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suici...
stubborn masturbator
  07/06/20
You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as h...
Ruby talented boistinker
  07/06/20
...
stubborn masturbator
  10/03/20
...
amber center water buffalo
  10/03/20
Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel
Swollen psychic
  11/13/20
SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jok...
Blathering fantasy-prone theatre
  11/13/20
...
primrose gaping
  11/14/20
Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I ...
out-of-control henna toilet seat
  11/13/20
Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot
Irradiated Claret Deer Antler Volcanic Crater
  11/14/20
Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content...
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  11/14/20
...
opaque station codepig
  11/14/20
My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while... ...
opaque station codepig
  11/14/20
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html

Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506007)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Bull headed bawdyhouse

he's hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506048)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen

LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531893)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40933219)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Red whorehouse partner

im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" literally have an average penis of 3.7 inches. half their population probably smaller than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#42582921)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: Frisky heaven stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40532619)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: comical mischievous mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: Bronze Karate Native

do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506063)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506085)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506094)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506109)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506182)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506206)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506222)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: Bronze Karate Native

under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506242)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506249)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Bronze Karate Native

it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506257)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM
Author: multi-colored pale nursing home personal credit line

the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508956)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: histrionic business firm degenerate

Lol wtf kind of “test” is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506254)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Nofapping Telephone Immigrant

180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.

This is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508321)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510576)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Heady Boltzmann

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525998)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 12:47 AM
Author: galvanic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#45557231)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506253)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?

(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.

Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.

So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506289)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506298)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507227)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507338)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507406)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: green abnormal striped hyena

is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506079)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Wife’s sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506087)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.

My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.

After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.

I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.

I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.

Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.

I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.

Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506416)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife and your kids were home? Just trying to make sure I understand this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506448)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506453)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Wtf, how big is your house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506467)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506493)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506642)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

See above re: bathtime.

Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.

(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)

My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506706)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: jet ticket booth dysfunction

180

May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506928)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: Hairless Yarmulke

It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (but equally hapless and equally destined to end up pwned by life) version of spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507028)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml

though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

you get a paternity test?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507244)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507362)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure I'll be a paternity testmo. I'm trying to figure out how I'd go about getting paternity tests done stealthily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507532)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:11 PM
Author: Red whorehouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#42582945)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: fuchsia bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507818)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Insecure Locus

Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like a slightly (or not-slightly) weaker and more beta version of Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro tp” and I still think that but your assessment is also spot on. Jfc at this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508188)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: mauve bateful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513320)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Can't lie, I'm impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507230)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.

There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507601)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: cracking feces set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#47086207)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: Insecure Locus

Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill screech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508006)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: medicated hilarious dilemma

my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507712)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507740)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:00 AM
Author: opaque station codepig

both thought about it though, eh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363627)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: puce regret

lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh

ONE | WRONG | MOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506456)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig

This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sister under similar circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506604)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the slut if she has herpes first!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506665)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: comical mischievous mediation

B O L D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506608)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

D A R I N G

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506631)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Peach Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: trip self-centered senate

High quality post, thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507157)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: cerise boyish sanctuary new version

Might need to beat off to this later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509668)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: copper vigorous fat ankles wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510484)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible house

Might need to beat off to this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511964)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Deranged fortuitous meteor

Hngghhhhhhggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40515405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:56 AM
Author: crystalline range

FAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526975)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:42 AM
Author: gaped yapping field

incredible post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#43423216)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: puce regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#47613612)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet seats etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506307)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: Burgundy Property Tank

Cool story with zero pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506082)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: twinkling doobsian chapel ceo

in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506164)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

wtf have you no curiousity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506343)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: misanthropic azure sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506647)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Doctorate Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: orange forum tattoo

Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.

And find Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506484)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead mother

what other stories do u have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506723)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.

He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”

Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40506830)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507248)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.

Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.

I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507296)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.

As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx.

Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: curious trailer park

Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508601)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:02 AM
Author: opaque station codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363628)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible house

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40512302)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM
Author: cerise boyish sanctuary new version

Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.

On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?

Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539421)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

two subpoenas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40549670)



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Date: February 5th, 2021 1:17 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41889539)



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Date: June 6th, 2021 1:57 PM
Author: Slimy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#42582896)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Unhinged aphrodisiac lay old irish cottage

great post colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507292)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:44 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

thanks venkatesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507325)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

One of the beat flame threads in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507388)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Big-titted Public Bath Jap

I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507502)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Doctorate Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507698)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: medicated hilarious dilemma

i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507716)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: avocado idiot piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507718)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study verifying korean peepees are the tiniest in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507749)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: fuchsia bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507826)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507854)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Nofapping Telephone Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508405)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: Tan son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509663)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511995)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: vibrant spruce sex offender candlestick maker

He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.

Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518034)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Big-titted Public Bath Jap

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520255)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Unhinged aphrodisiac lay old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40524811)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:02 AM
Author: Blue Indirect Expression Office

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526283)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: bright hideous keepsake machete kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531857)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531884)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: indigo home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539478)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:05 PM
Author: shaky flickering halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40558557)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:42 AM
Author: Crimson Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#44664417)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: primrose gaping

Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507454)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507546)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.

(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)

Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.

So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.

Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.

While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.

So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507691)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Charcoal chad

Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.

However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508479)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Rigpig

Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then she can just say she gave it to you and tell you to drop trou right there lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518153)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Fluffy swashbuckling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40524989)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: violet meetinghouse

this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)"

he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531742)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: fuchsia bbw

lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next available opportunity IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507807)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Insecure Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508091)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: Poppy disgusting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40549260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: medicated hilarious dilemma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507831)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Nofapping Telephone Immigrant

You're killing it ITT buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508417)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: wonderful puppy

Women are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

ty

i like it here btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508977)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: cerise boyish sanctuary new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509654)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: idiotic brilliant school

"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."

*Stands up and salutes you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510222)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.

As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510364)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: idiotic brilliant school

Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511798)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: garnet coiffed menage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539405)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330089)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 5:47 AM
Author: gaped yapping field

this is a breathtakingly good post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#43423217)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: bespoke base dingle berry

I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507738)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: histrionic business firm degenerate

(Ryan Giggs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507762)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: hairraiser address trust fund

Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40507769)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508316)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: sadistic locale

could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508325)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.

At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.

This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508370)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed dead mother

did she make a lot of noise?

still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508426)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.

Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.

I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508502)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Grizzly hell pervert

you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508615)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.

Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):

Yes, yes, sort of, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508647)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

she didn't come because of him, exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40508978)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: cerise boyish sanctuary new version

A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509692)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???

I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.

The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”

It was dated two days earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510531)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: sadistic locale

was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510586)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510704)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510864)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: saffron marvelous plaza

Lol why do we let women drive at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511509)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Gold Pit Skinny Woman

(evan39 alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513132)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: puce regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40517986)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: alcoholic costumed parlour

been loling at this for 5 mins now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40933261)



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Date: November 26th, 2020 3:04 AM
Author: Sickened nighttime windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41439157)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46627822)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Cyan Glittery Knife Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520011)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: Passionate aqua national security agency cuck

God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.

Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511084)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40532312)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Coffee Pot

I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.

First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.

Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.

Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509714)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510472)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted drab legend

Do you love your wife?

180 content creation for sure here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40509731)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.

Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.

Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.

If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510327)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

smartphones are a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: sadistic locale

my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510594)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: bespoke base dingle berry

This poast is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510603)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: vibrant spruce sex offender candlestick maker

this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really scary to think about how this generation of young kids is going to turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513537)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: Supple Tripping Nibblets Selfie

the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believable. share some pics with face blurred out? bonus points for bikini or slutty outfit pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40510181)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40511925)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Gold Pit Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513129)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: indigo home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525994)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: excitant mad cow disease toaster

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40538486)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: sticky affirmative action

how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's like HPV. everyone has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513397)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash to me. Must have been a peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40513424)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: Supple Tripping Nibblets Selfie

girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40517488)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518147)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Basic instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518058)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Nofapping Telephone Immigrant

Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518071)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

Yeah, that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518133)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”

But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.

Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519733)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy citrine foreskin spot

https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519811)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519895)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: ivory parlor depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519815)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40518873)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money

(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519725)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519823)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:

Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519868)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of pleasure and pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519872)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519857)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519869)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519901)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:57 AM
Author: vivacious police squad brunch

What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519911)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519917)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:01 AM
Author: vivacious police squad brunch

Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird stalker creepshot of what appears to be a tranny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519926)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for that, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519931)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:07 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

TPD OP DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519951)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:12 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519961)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519973)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: ivory parlor depressive

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&forum_id=2#40507502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519981)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519983)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout

i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes

LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519994)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 3:01 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520040)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

Day 1...no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40524769)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: wonderful puppy

What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40524807)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531900)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:27 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520000)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520006)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:33 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520007)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:42 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520019)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519980)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:50 AM
Author: Big-titted Public Bath Jap

something is seriously wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40520259)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: avocado idiot piazza

Why are people still treating this thread like it’s not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519865)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the clubhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40519888)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: fragrant bisexual wrinkle sandwich

Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40524976)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

cr if its flame who cares

the OP is literally named tony ravioli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526799)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day

Op was terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525194)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spam the board all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525271)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

GAPEGAPEGAPE

when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525982)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526000)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. No one cares about the latest 6 you fucked or whatever. It isn't interesting or entertaining. The OP was actually amusing and entertaining to us and we don't need stupid pics or other peacock BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526039)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526063)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:16 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autistic gookbot virgin threads, i always see blank posts that allegedly contained "pictures" for about 5 minutes that you quickly deleted, presumably because (if they were ever there to begin with) you were afraid of getting caught making shit up and/or getting arrested.

you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526087)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526115)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up for himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526132)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont be mad at korean alpha getting more pussy than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526139)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

post what where? link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526141)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread

i post from 9am to 6pm seoul time

love you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526146)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

(dishonest gook loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526167)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526174)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526181)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

WHYSOSERIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526189)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

Day 1... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526198)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls

i enjoy every minute of this, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526202)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.

you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.

God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.

xoxohth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526222)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526245)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen

nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531908)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531910)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen

Day 2... no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531919)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

Day 3... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539470)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?

or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539489)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

they see me WGWAGin, they hatin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539503)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM
Author: indigo home hominid

that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40539510)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526098)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

oh u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526116)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: multi-colored pale nursing home personal credit line

you are such a lame Jesus bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Carmine Odious Internal Respiration

SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531657)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40525278)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Frisky heaven stock car

different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526227)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Stimulating casino azn

makes me feel good about my sugar babbys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526233)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM
Author: Transparent Site Gunner

in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526237)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: onyx french chef

Which, there were a few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531531)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

classic tony ravioli detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40531540)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM
Author: Misunderstood area

ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526316)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: Frisky heaven stock car

with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526324)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM
Author: Godawful lettuce half-breed

go away spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526707)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Know-it-all Space Love Of Her Life

why does anyone engage with him, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40526803)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40551107)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40551110)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: stubborn masturbator

Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.

Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.

Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40557680)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: Ruby talented boistinker

You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#40558552)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 1:06 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41037823)



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Date: October 3rd, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: amber center water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41042853)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Swollen psychic

Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41358618)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: Blathering fantasy-prone theatre

SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jokes after 5 glasses of wine while airing out herpes-infected cooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41358830)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: primrose gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363493)



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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: out-of-control henna toilet seat

Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I want to read the twist ending again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41358839)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Claret Deer Antler Volcanic Crater

Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363485)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:45 AM
Author: racy erotic jew newt

Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363605)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: opaque station codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363643)



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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: opaque station codepig

My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while...

If evil exists it would be a threesome with SIL and Perky Parisienne Mistress jfc [- -]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#41363644)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:20 AM
Author: onyx french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#42543330)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 2:57 AM
Author: Swollen psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#43423076)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:41 AM
Author: Chrome provocative pistol point

I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#44664415)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 1:26 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant persian international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#45557333)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Chrome provocative pistol point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46092795)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: lascivious roommate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46092803)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant persian international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46092869)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: puce regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46093365)



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Date: November 26th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: violent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#45545491)



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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: stirring preventive strike state

I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantasy to fuck their slutty sister in law but there's always that whisper of "this will blow up your life" that keeps you in check. Wonder what happened in this case.

Here's my best guess just extrapolating: He had mind-blowing sex with the SiL several more times. It eventually came out. His marriage was already heading toward a divorce and this was the needle that broke the camel's back. The divorce happened. He and the SiL decided to break things off sometime as the divorce was happening because she met a chad and it was no longer some forbidden passion shit but they are still "friends" which means he's always a backup option if the (ex)-SiL's latest relationship goes to shit, but it'll never be anything serious. He's currently a single dad with a broken marriage and child support payments. How close am I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46093417)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: stubborn masturbator

OP here. It’s sort of like the whole thing never happened at this point which I guess from my end is 180 as fuck

-yes I did get herpes as since confirmed by a doctor, but it has not been seen since early 2021 and according to doctor good chance it will never be seen again

-this remains the one and only time i fucked my SiL. she is in grad school now 1250 miles away for some bullshit and supposedly has joined the Catholic Church lmao

-marriage still sucks, has gradually and slowly decayed further along the lines of my earlier descriptions ITT. but we are still together, kids are 180, and afaik my wife still knows nothing of this fiasco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46235894)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: Pontificating exhilarant persian international law enforcement agency

How have you not given herpes to your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46236001)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

they both have asymptomatic herpes now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330054)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: crystalline range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46236422)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: gay patrolman kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46627778)



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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring buff crackhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#46627818)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: Diverse ungodly potus prole

GOAT SiL thread imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#47085936)



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Date: February 29th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Chrome provocative pistol point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#47450245)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: puce regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#48387277)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Bumping for that idiot who ran the lazy Alicia Silverstone flame today.

while this does not involve an A-list celebrity it is still a masterclass in how to write and develop a sex-related tale.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330026)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

need to bump the columbus day thread too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330056)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Yes that one is the all-time GOAT. Almost in a class by itself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330058)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))

i d0on't remember this one. pls bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330067)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister on tinder and it has 800+ posts

Op was A Game of " (inches) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330074)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))

oh man, i remember that one now. classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2/#49330081)