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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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floppy free-loading karate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Walnut razzmatazz quadroon
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
floppy free-loading karate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Walnut razzmatazz quadroon
  05/01/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
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outnumbered indecent hall police squad
  04/29/26
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floppy free-loading karate
  04/29/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Titillating Crackhouse Bbw
  04/29/26
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Glittery area haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
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Gay talking gas station
  04/30/26
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Fluffy parlor goal in life
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Fluffy parlor goal in life
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Glittery area haunted graveyard
  05/02/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
floppy free-loading karate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Titillating Crackhouse Bbw
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
floppy free-loading karate
  04/29/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  04/29/26
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Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch
  04/29/26
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obsidian corn cake fortuitous meteor
  04/29/26
180!
Glittery area haunted graveyard
  04/29/26
hell yeah
outnumbered indecent hall police squad
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
floppy free-loading karate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
nighttime garrison
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
floppy free-loading karate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Khaki big resort
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Khaki big resort
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
buff sex offender
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Khaki big resort
  05/01/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
buff sex offender
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Khaki big resort
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
180
Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
outnumbered indecent hall police squad
  05/01/26
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Sapphire pisswyrm forum
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Underhanded know-it-all travel guidebook
  04/30/26
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Underhanded know-it-all travel guidebook
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Infuriating laughsome corner nowag
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Khaki big resort
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
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Khaki big resort
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Demanding Histrionic Heaven Yarmulke
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
congrats!
Fluffy parlor goal in life
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch
  05/01/26
180
Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
floppy free-loading karate
  05/01/26
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Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Demanding Histrionic Heaven Yarmulke
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma
  05/01/26
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Glittery area haunted graveyard
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Walnut razzmatazz quadroon

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Walnut razzmatazz quadroon

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: outnumbered indecent hall police squad



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Titillating Crackhouse Bbw

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Glittery area haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Gay talking gas station



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Fluffy parlor goal in life



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fluffy parlor goal in life

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Glittery area haunted graveyard

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Titillating Crackhouse Bbw

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: obsidian corn cake fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery area haunted graveyard

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: outnumbered indecent hall police squad

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: nighttime garrison

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Khaki big resort

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Khaki big resort

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: buff sex offender

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Khaki big resort

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: buff sex offender

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Khaki big resort

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: outnumbered indecent hall police squad

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Sapphire pisswyrm forum



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Underhanded know-it-all travel guidebook

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Underhanded know-it-all travel guidebook



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Infuriating laughsome corner nowag

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Khaki big resort

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Khaki big resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding Histrionic Heaven Yarmulke

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Fluffy parlor goal in life

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Smoky Mind-boggling Jewess Brunch

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: floppy free-loading karate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding Histrionic Heaven Yarmulke

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Judgmental legal warrant friendly grandma

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery area haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163)