\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Wonderful burgundy mad cow disease
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Wonderful burgundy mad cow disease
  05/01/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
...
Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater
  04/29/26
...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
insecure range old irish cottage
  04/29/26
...
Charismatic shrine athletic conference
  04/29/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
...
Jade Area Reading Party
  04/30/26
...
Provocative hairy legs locus
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Provocative hairy legs locus
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Charismatic shrine athletic conference
  05/02/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
insecure range old irish cottage
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/29/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  04/29/26
...
Heady national boiling water
  04/29/26
...
Hairraiser clear wagecucks fanboi
  04/29/26
180!
Charismatic shrine athletic conference
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Sapphire hilarious personal credit line box office
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Orange Nowag
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Orange Nowag
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
180
Heady national boiling water
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater
  05/01/26
...
khaki vivacious theatre
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
canary maniacal senate community account
  04/30/26
...
canary maniacal senate community account
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Mauve Low-t Bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
...
big principal's office rigpig
  05/01/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Demanding floppy library gaping
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
congrats!
Provocative hairy legs locus
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Heady national boiling water
  05/01/26
180
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Bearded Stead Toilet Seat
  05/01/26
...
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Demanding floppy library gaping
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine
  05/01/26
...
Charismatic shrine athletic conference
  05/02/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851221)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Wonderful burgundy mad cow disease

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Wonderful burgundy mad cow disease

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857978)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851269)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851296)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858174)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: insecure range old irish cottage

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857979)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Jade Area Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854597)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative hairy legs locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858147)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative hairy legs locus

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine athletic conference

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860142)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860161)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: insecure range old irish cottage

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Heady national boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852307)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear wagecucks fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852622)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine athletic conference

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854517)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Sapphire hilarious personal credit line box office

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: big principal's office rigpig

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856848)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: big principal's office rigpig

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Orange Nowag

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: big principal's office rigpig

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Orange Nowag

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: big principal's office rigpig

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Heady national boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Thirsty smoky pisswyrm volcanic crater

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: khaki vivacious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854604)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: canary maniacal senate community account

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: canary maniacal senate community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856799)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Mauve Low-t Bawdyhouse

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856919)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: big principal's office rigpig

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: big principal's office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding floppy library gaping

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative hairy legs locus

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Heady national boiling water

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Bearded Stead Toilet Seat

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Demanding floppy library gaping

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Plum aromatic giraffe dopamine

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic shrine athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163)