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CIA officer arrested with $40M in gold bars. Fucking wild

Rush requested from the government 'a significant quantity o...
naked flesh cuckold university
  05/28/26
He faked getting two degrees to get hired & now he's doi...
naked flesh cuckold university
  05/28/26
ok first of all
fantasy-prone newt legend
  05/28/26
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180 theater filthpig
  05/28/26
lmao at him faking having gone to Clemson if youre gonna ...
Gay stirring dingle berry
  05/28/26
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180 theater filthpig
  05/28/26
After the 2015 OPM hack, everyone freaked out and the system...
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
sir, i'll have you know that clemson is a fine school - damn...
vibrant dun halford
  05/28/26
Fake diplomas are not an avenue of exploitation and they wer...
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
This is the public sector version of pay $5000 to go to law ...
Narrow-minded Piazza Pisswyrm
  05/29/26
up his ass
vermilion aggressive black woman dysfunction
  05/28/26
“small fortune” lol @ 2026
White institution
  05/28/26
A middle class haul
autistic carnelian temple
  05/28/26
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Aphrodisiac office alpha
  05/28/26
This is an even wilder story than this description makes it ...
sepia racy coffee pot
  05/28/26
that's actually not necessarily an indictment of their selec...
Frisky lay pervert
  05/28/26
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Galvanic sanctuary faggotry
  05/28/26
Going to Clemson is as good as never going to college at all
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
Seems pretty crazy to store 600lbs of gold at home. Your fre...
naked flesh cuckold university
  05/28/26
In a small suitcase?
Irradiated toaster crotch
  05/28/26
For context, if you were to turn 600lbs of gold into a singl...
Bespoke doobsian parlor idea he suggested
  05/28/26
It's not per se the size (although that does sound a bit sma...
naked flesh cuckold university
  05/28/26
that's crazy. had no idea gold is almost 3x as dense as iron
Narrow-minded Piazza Pisswyrm
  05/29/26
(Goy who does not count gold coins all night)
Irradiated toaster crotch
  05/29/26
Good friend of mine who's a perfectly upstanding (White) guy...
Bespoke doobsian parlor idea he suggested
  05/28/26
They didn't believe him when he said he never did drugs. Not...
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
"between November 2025 and March 2026,"
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
Looks like he did not make it to Argentina. He is not Peter...
Irradiated toaster crotch
  05/28/26
"Rush, who is described as a 'Senior Executive Service ...
slimy hospital
  05/28/26
Hilarious thread. He got arrested because he did not pay of...
Irradiated toaster crotch
  05/28/26
...
Razzle-dazzle magenta corn cake
  05/29/26


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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: naked flesh cuckold university

Rush requested from the government 'a significant quantity of foreign currency and tens of millions of dollars in gold bars for work-related expenses' between November 2025 and March 2026, the court papers say.

Rush, who is described as a 'Senior Executive Service level' employee, received the currency and gold bars.

The affidavit does not reveal why Rush would need such a large quantity of gold and money.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15856029/cia-david-rush-gold-bars-virginia.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905429)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: naked flesh cuckold university

He faked getting two degrees to get hired & now he's doing basically the dirtiest ops that our government is behind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905435)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone newt legend

ok first of all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905458)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: 180 theater filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905488)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Gay stirring dingle berry

lmao at him faking having gone to Clemson

if youre gonna lie, why not go big

also a TS/SCI isn't that rigorous compared to background checks in the private sector. the DCSA is just slow and bureaucratic.

a private organization could do it in a few weeks and be more rigorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905530)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: 180 theater filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905553)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: slimy hospital

After the 2015 OPM hack, everyone freaked out and the system slowed to a crawl for like five years. I think they were literally just scared to put certain info in the computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905653)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: vibrant dun halford

sir, i'll have you know that clemson is a fine school - damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905711)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: slimy hospital

Fake diplomas are not an avenue of exploitation and they were never looking for reasons to ding you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905652)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Piazza Pisswyrm

This is the public sector version of pay $5000 to go to law school then become a biglaw partner in 6 years billing 1400 hours hanging around an office of all-male attorneys with all-female support staff. Really gets me how much the ladder has been pulled up. Current entrants in the job market could NEVER hope to do a 40mm gold bar government fraud. And AI is only going to pull the ladder harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49906113)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: vermilion aggressive black woman dysfunction

up his ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905491)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: White institution

“small fortune”

lol @ 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905555)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: autistic carnelian temple

A middle class haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905590)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac office alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905643)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: sepia racy coffee pot

This is an even wilder story than this description makes it sound. It sounds like the guy lied his way into the CIA which makes our CIA look ljl levels of incompetent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905587)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Frisky lay pervert

that's actually not necessarily an indictment of their selection process considering how much CIA agents need to lie to do their jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905588)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Galvanic sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905608)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: slimy hospital

Going to Clemson is as good as never going to college at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905726)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: naked flesh cuckold university

Seems pretty crazy to store 600lbs of gold at home. Your freedom is worth more than the money.

At the same time, not sure where I'd hide 600lbs of gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905619)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster crotch

In a small suitcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905639)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Bespoke doobsian parlor idea he suggested

For context, if you were to turn 600lbs of gold into a single cube shaped bar, it would be 9.5" x 9.5". Literally smaller than most of my dildos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905655)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: naked flesh cuckold university

It's not per se the size (although that does sound a bit smaller that what I mentally envisioned).

It's more that if you you put it anywhere with your name on it and they search it, you're fucked for life.

So maybe you do something goofy like rent a storage unit under an assumed name. Prepay the lease for as long as possible, set up some kind of monitoring. Or simply just bury it in the woods.

Even that could get tricky. $40M is a ton of money. Every day, there's a chance you may just die in a sudden manner. You practically owe it to your heirs to somehow notify them that there's something valuable buried somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905802)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Piazza Pisswyrm

that's crazy. had no idea gold is almost 3x as dense as iron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49906116)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster crotch

(Goy who does not count gold coins all night)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49907301)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Bespoke doobsian parlor idea he suggested

Good friend of mine who's a perfectly upstanding (White) guy who never did drugs and very mentally normal / stable spent years getting turned down from various fed jobs because he kept failing the background checks and he could never figure out why. (This is after he spent 4 years or whatever as an officer in the military, reaching captain before moving to reserves and now I think he may be whatever rank is above captain in the reserves).

Was def rejected by the FBI, and at least 2-3 other agencies, but not sure which ones. If I recall correctly, each time it was when he made it through the normal hiring process and was in the final background check / psych testing stages.

Really makes the situation with this guy seem even more insane.

(Ended up getting an MBA and now is a product manager or something similar at a big tech company) Edit: Fuck it, its Amazon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905644)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: slimy hospital

They didn't believe him when he said he never did drugs. Not flame this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905658)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: slimy hospital

"between November 2025 and March 2026,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905650)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster crotch

Looks like he did not make it to Argentina. He is not Peter Thiel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905661)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: slimy hospital

"Rush, who is described as a 'Senior Executive Service level' employee,"

You're either SES or not. What else is there? Did Trump appoint him directly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905696)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Irradiated toaster crotch

Hilarious thread. He got arrested because he did not pay off whom he should have payed off. That’s your banana republic government, and your “intelligence agencies”, get used to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49905912)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869668&forum_id=2/#49906080)