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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
tan bisexual office
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
slimy spot
  07/17/25
...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
crimson dingle berry
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
I have Hair
crimson dingle berry
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
crimson dingle berry
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Self-centered Aquamarine Filthpig
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Self-centered Aquamarine Filthpig
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
180
Beady-eyed ticket booth
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Beady-eyed ticket booth
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Beady-eyed ticket booth
  07/17/25
...
Irradiated Filthy Preventive Strike Death Wish
  07/17/25
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vengeful institution keepsake machete
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Irradiated Filthy Preventive Strike Death Wish
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Plum boiling water
  07/17/25
...
crimson dingle berry
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
tan bisexual office
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
slap-happy jew
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Orange bat-shit-crazy state toaster
  07/17/25
...
Maniacal indian lodge voyeur
  07/17/25
awesome!
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Shrewd award
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
chilmata
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: tan bisexual office

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: slimy spot

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: slap-happy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: crimson dingle berry

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: crimson dingle berry

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: crimson dingle berry

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Self-centered Aquamarine Filthpig

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Self-centered Aquamarine Filthpig

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Preventive Strike Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: vengeful institution keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Preventive Strike Death Wish

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Plum boiling water

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: crimson dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: tan bisexual office

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: slap-happy jew

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Orange bat-shit-crazy state toaster

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Maniacal indian lodge voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Shrewd award

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: chilmata

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2/#49110172)