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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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Embarrassed to the bone razzle church building keepsake machete
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
trip pearl theater jap
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Red demanding reading party national
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
trip pearl theater jap
  07/18/25
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very tactful nowag
  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
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Swollen space roommate
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Big toilet seat really tough guy
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Red demanding reading party national
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
dashing bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
aphrodisiac dilemma
  07/18/25
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bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
Territorial resort haunted graveyard
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
garnet meetinghouse
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Lake hall
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
unholy milk
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
yellow effete site
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Nighttime Contagious Coldplay Fan Fat Ankles
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
yellow effete site
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Judgmental crackhouse private investor
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
light laughsome gaming laptop
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Hilarious international law enforcement agency
  07/18/25
300k
Aromatic legend
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
bateful submissive stage codepig
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Hilarious international law enforcement agency
  07/18/25
is this a real question
bateful submissive stage codepig
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Razzle-dazzle Crawly Gas Station
  07/18/25
wow
Hilarious international law enforcement agency
  07/18/25
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bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
autistic supple chapel voyeur
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
very tactful nowag
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
House-broken comical orchestra pit
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
House-broken comical orchestra pit
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
floppy mexican abode
  07/18/25
saame
pea-brained center striped hyena
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
concupiscible sepia trailer park turdskin
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
histrionic twisted cuck
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
dark abusive quadroon
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
sadistic flatulent trust fund
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
Infuriating Zippy Garrison Foreskin
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
primrose doobsian marketing idea
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone razzle church building keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: trip pearl theater jap

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Red demanding reading party national

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: trip pearl theater jap

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: very tactful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: bateful submissive stage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Swollen space roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Big toilet seat really tough guy

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Red demanding reading party national

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: dashing bawdyhouse

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dilemma

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Territorial resort haunted graveyard

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: garnet meetinghouse

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: drab free-loading idea he suggested pisswyrm

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Lake hall

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: unholy milk

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: yellow effete site

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Nighttime Contagious Coldplay Fan Fat Ankles

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: yellow effete site

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Judgmental crackhouse private investor

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: light laughsome gaming laptop

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious international law enforcement agency

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Aromatic legend

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: bateful submissive stage codepig

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Hilarious international law enforcement agency

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: bateful submissive stage codepig

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Crawly Gas Station

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hilarious international law enforcement agency

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: autistic supple chapel voyeur

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: very tactful nowag

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: House-broken comical orchestra pit

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: House-broken comical orchestra pit

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: floppy mexican abode

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: pea-brained center striped hyena

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible sepia trailer park turdskin

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: histrionic twisted cuck

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: dark abusive quadroon

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sadistic flatulent trust fund

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Infuriating Zippy Garrison Foreskin

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: primrose doobsian marketing idea

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bossy chest-beating cruise ship karate

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2/#49115313)