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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Violent blood rage pistol
  07/17/22
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hilarious burgundy den
  07/17/22
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bearded bat shit crazy lettuce theater stage
  07/17/22
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charismatic trailer park
  07/18/22
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Violent blood rage pistol
  09/29/22
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Violent blood rage pistol
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Impertinent point sneaky criminal
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Impertinent point sneaky criminal
  01/07/23
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charismatic trailer park
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
narrow-minded volcanic crater
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
narrow-minded volcanic crater
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Angry Underhanded Immigrant
  03/18/23
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Violent blood rage pistol
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
narrow-minded volcanic crater
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
aromatic know-it-all stage
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
razzle azure stag film
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Offensive light useless brakes spot
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/23/24
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Carnelian station ratface
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Carnelian station ratface
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Carnelian station ratface
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
nofapping odious casino tattoo
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
maniacal market gay wizard
  09/28/24
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Violent blood rage pistol
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Carnelian station ratface
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Carnelian station ratface
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Violent blood rage pistol

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: hilarious burgundy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: bearded bat shit crazy lettuce theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Violent blood rage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Violent blood rage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Impertinent point sneaky criminal

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Impertinent point sneaky criminal

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: narrow-minded volcanic crater

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded volcanic crater

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Angry Underhanded Immigrant

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Violent blood rage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: narrow-minded volcanic crater

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: aromatic know-it-all stage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: razzle azure stag film

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Offensive light useless brakes spot

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: nofapping odious casino tattoo

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: maniacal market gay wizard

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Violent blood rage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Carnelian station ratface

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2/#49932244)