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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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startling chapel old irish cottage
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
startling chapel old irish cottage
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Poppy degenerate sandwich
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: orchid irradiated corner

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Set



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: wonderful nowag gas station

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: orchid irradiated corner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: crawly up-to-no-good native roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Hideous Vigorous Crackhouse Factory Reset Button



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Set

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104940)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant yarmulke center



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring pontificating ceo box office

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Metal thirsty stead coffee pot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: saffron garrison



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Marketing Idea

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: crawly up-to-no-good native roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Stage Really Tough Guy



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Peach range potus

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Poppy degenerate sandwich



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: startling chapel old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Marketing Idea



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vibrant yarmulke center



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Appetizing Set

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105893)