Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld
| dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | idiotic meetinghouse | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | Cream Adulterous Chad Sound Barrier | 07/16/25 | | flesh ceo karate | 07/16/25 | | idiotic meetinghouse | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Bipolar menage yarmulke | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | Sexy Ticket Booth Athletic Conference | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | Cream Adulterous Chad Sound Barrier | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Greedy immigrant kitchen | 07/16/25 | | brass toilet seat resort | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Useless crystalline hunting ground | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | hateful ruby property | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Insane spot therapy | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | Bipolar menage yarmulke | 07/16/25 | | cobalt area kitty cat | 07/16/25 | | Hairraiser Yellow Place Of Business | 07/16/25 | | Indigo field filthpig | 07/16/25 | | dark center becky | 07/16/25 | | Insane spot therapy | 07/16/25 | | Greedy immigrant kitchen | 07/16/25 | | Cream Adulterous Chad Sound Barrier | 07/16/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: idiotic meetinghouse
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104890) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: flesh ceo karate
HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49104906) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Indigo field filthpig
*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105164) |
 |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Indigo field filthpig
it's a good book.
i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.
you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105177) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Insane spot therapy
Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*
They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105171) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Cream Adulterous Chad Sound Barrier
The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.
TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"
Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"
Tim Murphy nods yes.
Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"
Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2/#49105893)
|
|
|