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Why did Nintendo release a Console with No Games?
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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour https://www.reddit.com/r/fucknintendo/comments/1om0w6s/why_did_nintendo_release_a_console_with_no_games/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393685) |
Date: November 1st, 2025 7:06 PM Author: flickering balding stage Have they improved the new Mario Kart since launch? I can see dumping some $$ into whatever lets you play Mario Kart right now, unless the latest version is a clusterfuck. In that case, get a Switch 1 at a discount (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393701) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour They raised the switch 1 price bc of the republican caucus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393707) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 7:18 PM Author: flickering balding stage Naw chips got more expensive across the board. Chips that cost $109 six months ago cost $300+ right now. I got one I want to sell but the replacements are all expensive af now too. No one is selling cheap silicon in Trump's America this Christmas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393718) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 7:18 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Tariffs imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393720) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: flickering balding stage Fuck yeah. Either you got silicon or you don't right now. It's crazy what became unobtainable all of a sudden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393721) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 8:16 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393785) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393854) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:04 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode That GameMask guy really got gaped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393860) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Surprised I didn’t get downvoted too badly in that exchange. That sub is full of Nintendo fanboys who are mad about “prices” and “DLC” and little else. The gamers who complain about DLC are the ones who actually buy all of that lame shit lmao. The prices bother them because 1.) they’re poor and 2.) they’re going to buy like 500 games so an extra $20/ea adds up. Oh and they shit on Pokemon bc they apply their western AAA design sensibilities to Eastern-made handheld games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393876) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:13 PM Author: cobalt library faggotry what is your beef with the switch 2 ffs. give it a year or two. Sony can't even make a Game in six years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393880) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour They are just frustratingly Eastern sometimes. TotK was so utterly The Same. It should’ve launched with Switch 2, and been Different. Now we’re getting no Zelda until 2031 😔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393884) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:17 PM Author: cobalt library faggotry they also made Link's Awakening and Echoes of Wisdom. there has never been this much Zelda afaik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393890) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Those don’t count bc they have animal crossing graphics and one was a remake the other was something they made to appease western feminists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393893) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:20 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode Echoes of Wisdom is horrible. I tried to slog through it, it's made by western devs, total shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393899) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode What a huge letdown TOTK was. Honestly cruel to release that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393891) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:23 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour It had the Same Story somehow too. “Black sludge is everywhere… it’s bad. Fix it.” Also….. these fucking losers…. https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/1fvhxz7/totk_the_depths_are_so_much_fun/ |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: peach kitchen therapy You can’t compare eras! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393886) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour And I say why the fuck not? Why is it some accepted truth that it’s better now? Because they sell more Consoles to Losers and aren’t losing the gen ignominiously? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393913) |
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Date: November 1st, 2025 9:24 PM Author: brilliant giraffe because Losers will buy them imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49393910) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour FDR-Enjoyer • 1h ago Thought OP had a point, started scrolling the comments and saw him talking about exclusives being worth 3 points or some shit to explain how he’s still right and then compared a modern day console launch to the Sega Dreamcast launch 20 years ago like the industry isn’t a completely different beast now.
What a joke.
driley97 • 1m ago It feels like OP’s whole account is a joke, apparently he’s been banned from nearly every other gaming subreddit and blamed it on liberalism, low karma, and other reasons instead of just admitting he’s the problem, and it seems like he’s doing much of the same here blaming Nintendo for him just not liking the games that have released (which is okay to admit, not every game is for every person. I like Nintendo games but that doesn’t mean I like every Nintendo game and see them never doing wrong at all) and stating non-factual information or really poor comparisons to 20-30 year old console launches that are nowhere close to what we experience now to fit his own narratives. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:40 AM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode Why is there no mainline zelda and mario games for this system? They refuse to answer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395182) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:50 AM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour and this is literally on r/fucknintendo. If you get to the heart of the problem - the lack of games - they'll bend over backwards to defend nintendo. They'll insist "we eatin' good." Brown zoomers in the comments talking about Dreamcast like it was 100 years ago. They all think that Consoles all launch without Games when it's not the norm at all. Shitcube had Pikmin, Luigi's Mansion, Super monkey ball, Wave Race, animal crossing, and more. Nothing has changed. They think something has changed but it hasn't. All that's changed is that Nintendo realized they diminish themselves by releasing Games. They want to sit back like Valve. They want to torture their fans with Droughts because it makes them all the more dedicated. Every time another quarter passes without a Game being released, it's like a blacksmith folding the Samurai's sword one more time. Nintendo fans' mettle has been forged in the flames of Lost Gens.
And if you make criticisms which basically amount to complaining about you being poor and Nintendo being rich, everyone cheers. Nintendo fans are just Liberal. They're mad that they don't spend $270,000,000k making every Pokemon game like they're fucking Ubisoft lol. They're mad that games cost money. But tell them the truth, that there are no games, and watch them recoil. Gradually I began to hate them. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode Nintendo adults don't want to play games imo, their backlogs are full, they just want Nintendo to succeed and keep making movies and theme park shit. They want to be Disney adults but with Mario and Pikachu. You can easily watch a Nintendo film in 2 hours and be satisfied. They can buy amiibos too and they dint even have to open them. A game free console is their platonic ideal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395230) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour If you could measure their actual brain wave responses at the release of a new 3D Mario they’d probably show feelings of dread. A galaxy re-release gives them something familiar, plus 8 year olds can play it for the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395258) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:01 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Btw did you see the one acting like Hyrule Warriors is a major release?
Yeah_IGoon • 15h ago I mean to be fair this isn’t the 90s they can’t dump the mag on every big release. That said we have like 3 major games (legends of zelda,Metroid, and Kirby) that are gonna be exclusive this year. Thats not really that bad considering that covers almost every major ip.
cowgod180 OP • 14h ago Hyrule warriors isn’t major imo
driley97 • 55m ago If it wasn’t a major title, why is it getting a third entry. I get that it may not be a title for you, but if there was no audience for it they wouldn’t be making a third entry.
TippedJoshua1 • 10h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter It's still Zelda, so it's at least something |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode That game is horrible its some same game since ps2 where you mash buttons and kill hordes of identical enemies, just reskinned with zelda characters. Probably took a day or 2 to make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395238) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395471) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: White University Internal Respiration The Sega subs banned me after like a year+ of 32X threading where, at times, I implied that it was inexorably intertwined with the white working class and that it was a cherished childhood console among eventual victims of fentanyl overdoses above all others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395220) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Bronze sneaky criminal abode Lol. I had a lot of prole friends with chain link fences and never saw a 32x IRL. Maybe it was a regional thing. Pacific NW was strong Nintendo territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395234) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour You had to find kids with single moms who never lived in the sane place for more than like 11 months. The 32x was the perfect gift for a child of divorce or out of wedlock birth with no contact with their father. It was a bit like what they did with Sega CD but to an EXTREMELY downmarket cohort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49395487) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM Author: excitant fluffy stain [–]Regular_Use1868 -6 points 7 hours ago
Seems like not understanding is a you problem. Maybe play a real video game for once and and let the adults talk while you're learning to enjoy our media. Or stick with the kid stuff your call.
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lol this seems to be an actual reddit poster agreeing with cowgod and not just an xo burner. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49396050) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:36 PM Author: cerebral coral public bath cumskin Nintendo has No Game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792478&forum_id=2/#49396053) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Longjumping_Sea_8119 • 53m ago No. You’re just busy trying to hate on something for whatever reason. Don’t want a switch 2? Don’t buy one. The biggest issue with this subreddit is that so many people seem to care what other people spend their money on enough to bitch about it every day.
cowgod180 OP • 51m ago Console Wars have consequences though. If people let Nintendo off easy, Gaming will suffer.
Longjumping_Sea_8119 • 20m ago I’m not saying don’t criticize them for certain practices. I’m saying that when you have a post like this that’s not based in fact but in feelings that it isn’t helpful.
Objectively the switch 2 with backwards compatibility and many first and 3rd party titles since launch is pretty much right where the switch was at launch if not even positioned a little better.
Sure we can criticize not a full Zelda and the cost of an upgrade but really. Can you honestly tell me that breath of the wild isn’t worth 70 bucks if you didn’t own it?
You’ll get 100 plus hours out of it easy.
So it’s objectively worth the money.
Maybe some things aren’t great and I would agree they aren’t perfect and we should criticize real stuff and certainly some business practices but let’s not kid ourselves.
The switch 2 first 6 months is a good launch window.
cowgod180 OP • 1m ago We aren’t getting Zelda until 2031. This is another Wii U in terms of software. BOTW released after the Wii U had been on the market for 5 years. We aren’t getting Games. Nintendo released a console with No Games. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac purple parlour Longjumping_Sea_8119 • 1h ago That’s objectively false.
Mario Kart. Kirby. Super Mario Party Jamboree. Donkey Kong Pokémon.
That’s what’s been released so far as first party games.
Nintendo is releasing one a month at a minimum.
Now whether or not you like the games is irrelevant. To say they don’t have games is just not accurate.
Plus they have 3rd party support they did not have during the Wii U days.
That plus the sales of the console will create more support from devs.
We have madden for the first time on a Nintendo console in over 12 years ago. Plus a current FIFA or FC. Without it being the previous tech.
Apex was fully updated and is a great version, plus WWE 2K that works and I don’t even play most of these
These are just off the top of my head.
So come on dude. To say there’s “no games” is just inaccurate.
cowgod180 OP • 1m ago Mario Kart is worse than Mario Kart 8 according to everyone
2 of the games you listed are Switch 1 games. You listed 3 Switch 2 games that aren’t on Switch 1.
N64 had, in the same span of time:
Super Mario 64
Pilotwings 64
Wave Race 64
Wonder Project J2
International Superstar Soccer 64
Shadows of the Empire
Mario Kart 64 (JP release)
Killer Instinct Gold
And it was said to have No Games. What does that say about Switch 2? |