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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
impertinent psychic native
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
high-end laser beams
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
impertinent psychic native
  07/14/25
100%
outnumbered garrison elastic band
  07/15/25
FAG
greedy motley depressive
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
comical startled lay
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Passionate garnet lettuce
  07/14/25
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Excitant cumskin
  07/14/25
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outnumbered garrison elastic band
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
coiffed dull office
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
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Spectacular Maize Place Of Business Box Office
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
coiffed dull office
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
coiffed dull office
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
coiffed dull office
  07/14/25
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Fragrant mildly autistic associate
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Provocative home
  07/15/25
Lol
coiffed dull office
  07/15/25
jfc 180
greedy motley depressive
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outnumbered garrison elastic band
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Amber corner dingle berry
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Excitant cumskin
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
impertinent psychic native
  07/14/25
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high-end laser beams
  07/14/25
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coiffed dull office
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
impertinent psychic native
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
wut
fishy turdskin messiness
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
arrogant round eye
  07/14/25
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Fragrant mildly autistic associate
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odious dun cruise ship
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Razzle-dazzle saffron internal respiration
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adventurous amethyst idiot
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Bright dysfunction
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
exciting therapy faggot firefighter
  07/15/25
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comical startled lay
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Pungent Casino
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Spectacular Maize Place Of Business Box Office
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coiffed dull office
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claret nighttime newt
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peach crotch
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Pungent Casino
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we all have brother
outnumbered garrison elastic band
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outnumbered garrison elastic band
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Fragrant mildly autistic associate
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
dark hairy legs
  07/14/25
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appetizing copper jap goyim
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
irradiated new version hell
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Fragrant mildly autistic associate
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Mind-boggling hunting ground
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Naked maniacal range
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Rusted roast beef wagecucks
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Jet mischievous trailer park cuckold
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
curious lime theater stage
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
crimson cracking incel deer antler
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Provocative home
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Lake deep codepig
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greedy motley depressive
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coiffed dull office
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outnumbered garrison elastic band
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
outnumbered garrison elastic band
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: impertinent psychic native

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: high-end laser beams

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: impertinent psychic native

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: greedy motley depressive

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: comical startled lay

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Passionate garnet lettuce

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Excitant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: coiffed dull office

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Place Of Business Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: coiffed dull office

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: coiffed dull office

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: coiffed dull office

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Fragrant mildly autistic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Provocative home

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: coiffed dull office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: greedy motley depressive

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Amber corner dingle berry

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Excitant cumskin

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: impertinent psychic native

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: high-end laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: coiffed dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: impertinent psychic native

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: fishy turdskin messiness

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: arrogant round eye

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Fragrant mildly autistic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: odious dun cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: exciting therapy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle saffron internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: adventurous amethyst idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Bright dysfunction

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: exciting therapy faggot firefighter

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: comical startled lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent Casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Maize Place Of Business Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: coiffed dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: claret nighttime newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: peach crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pungent Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fragrant mildly autistic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: dark hairy legs

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: appetizing copper jap goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: irradiated new version hell

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Fragrant mildly autistic associate

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hunting ground

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Naked maniacal range

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Rusted roast beef wagecucks

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Jet mischievous trailer park cuckold

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: curious lime theater stage

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: crimson cracking incel deer antler

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Provocative home

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Lake deep codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: greedy motley depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: coiffed dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: outnumbered garrison elastic band

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Charcoal Stirring Locale Pocket Flask

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2/#49104451)