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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Beady-eyed brass abode
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
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Beady-eyed brass abode
  07/15/25
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Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Tan Floppy Property Azn
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
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Racy transparent deer antler milk
  07/15/25
should he not?
yellow people who are hurt
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
Mfcr
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
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vivacious wine filthpig ratface
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Appetizing pearly school
  07/15/25
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Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/15/25
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contagious offensive depressive public bath
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excitant clear stead pisswyrm
  07/15/25
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Rough-skinned Mahogany Resort
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
vivacious wine filthpig ratface
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
Unhinged Sticky Site Rigor
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Rough-skinned Mahogany Resort
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Curious clown fat ankles
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Mustard Roast Beef
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
laughsome field
  07/15/25
he crushed
Beady-eyed brass abode
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Brilliant electric hell
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/15/25
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chartreuse mind-boggling yarmulke forum
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Appetizing pearly school
  07/16/25
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Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Frum turquoise mexican
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Fluffy White Business Firm
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
vivacious wine filthpig ratface
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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Appetizing pearly school
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brass abode

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brass abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Tan Floppy Property Azn

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Racy transparent deer antler milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: yellow people who are hurt

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: vivacious wine filthpig ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Stirring Principal's Office

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: contagious offensive depressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: excitant clear stead pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Mahogany Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: vivacious wine filthpig ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Unhinged Sticky Site Rigor

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Mahogany Resort

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Curious clown fat ankles

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mustard Roast Beef

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: laughsome field

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brass abode

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Brilliant electric hell

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling yarmulke forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Appetizing pearly school

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Frum turquoise mexican

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Fluffy White Business Firm

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: vivacious wine filthpig ratface

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vivacious wine filthpig ratface

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Appetizing pearly school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2/#49107203)