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The first and last time I tell the whole Halford story (epah)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don&rsqu...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Emotionally + Phys...
Puce site goyim
  01/01/26
? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan characte...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted so...
Titillating box office deer antler
  01/01/26
Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that ...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Why did he do this? https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thre...
Titillating box office deer antler
  01/01/26
Do what?
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halfo...
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  01/02/26
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Puce site goyim
  01/02/26
idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted und...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
I think that is exactly what occurred, and it's hilarious.
Titillating box office deer antler
  01/02/26
This is like a fucking Kurosawa movie. I'm 90% sure Tamir t...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
You have to go to Long Beach and find out. You should make a...
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  01/02/26
You are too mainstream of a poaster to do this stupid shit
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what prompted this OP
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Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking ab...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
You sent your strung out ex-wife on a one way ticket to see ...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulne...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarra...
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  01/02/26
recovering addicts are the best resource for current addicts...
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Idk. I don't have a crystal ball. I don't blame EPAH for som...
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  01/02/26
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spectacular orchid knife hissy fit
  01/02/26
What was his name?
Aphrodisiac Iridescent Crackhouse
  01/01/26
I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it ma...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call ...
Aphrodisiac Iridescent Crackhouse
  01/01/26
No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" whe...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at l...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
I don't know that answer either way.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Yeah but she does and you can text her right now. Say, did y...
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  01/02/26
That'd be weird coming out of left field. Maybe next time s...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always...
Big casino
  01/02/26
This story only makes sense if Tamara from the rehab clinic ...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
Damn, good point.
Big casino
  01/02/26
epah? your response?
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  01/02/26
Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need fo...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without kno...
Big casino
  01/02/26
I mean, I'm sure she knew his name, because he'd introduced ...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memo...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting wors...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to th...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
That was in Cleveland
Multi-colored theatre
  01/02/26
I think that's close to Minnesota
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota
Multi-colored theatre
  01/02/26
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  01/02/26
lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Should be "her and me" Jesus christ
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  01/02/26
Not every xo story arc needs to include you man. WTF did you...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
wtf where did that outburst come from?
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  01/02/26
That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too
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MY halfordthread
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Ok so you are boner police lol. Go back to rehab you potato ...
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  01/02/26
calm down, walter.
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  01/02/26
why didn't you lay this all out when people were speculating...
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  01/01/26
She and I were still together five years ago. And it just s...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?
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I haven't checked the mailbox for a while. I'm having that ...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
sounds like his involvement changed nothing
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  01/01/26
It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing...
deranged telephone
  01/01/26
that's a far too tendentiously naive perspective. he scor...
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  01/02/26
Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surf...
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  01/02/26
One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious ab...
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  01/02/26
Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave...
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  01/02/26
was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted s...
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Never met him but I didn’t doubt he really was a mu...
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  01/02/26
Do they start off on supplements, or go straight to the roid...
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  01/02/26
He was pretty yoked in a thick, solid way, not a 2% body fat...
Gaped Cerebral Clown
  01/02/26
He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.
vigorous range tattoo
  01/02/26
😢
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  01/02/26
especially since it's well known that halford was a heterose...
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  01/02/26
the whole purpose of him giving her a ride is so a former ad...
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  01/02/26
great argument, retard
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  01/02/26
Ok riddle me this Halford was stopping by rehab clinics mult...
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  01/02/26
(at that time just one) transkid TP
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  01/01/26
what you are saying is Halford was a character you created s...
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Trans kids, Costco deposition, Tamara, reborn salmon, Washin...
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  01/02/26
NONE of those groups are "marginalized" - you're l...
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  01/02/26
that makes no sense. if blacks and trannies aren't marginali...
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  01/02/26
do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?
Irate parlor partner
  01/02/26
An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol
Irate parlor partner
  01/02/26
The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have ...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
No one high on heroin is much of an upholder of the honor co...
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Haunting therapy water buffalo
  01/02/26
heroin isn't a sex drug. it's more associated with declining...
contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>&...
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  01/02/26
Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.
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yes and it was cheap back then because they were operating a...
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  01/02/26
Huh.
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'But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, ...
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  01/02/26
Threads like this provide me with so much clarity on the rea...
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  01/02/26
should someone tell epah that mpm is over?
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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It was...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
someone needs to find you 11,000 votes.
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  01/02/26
He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026
honey-headed station
  01/02/26
Stupid boring flame I posted halfords actual obituary years ...
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  01/02/26
That was a fake obit, planted by people who had an interest ...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Wasn't there a local news article about the car accident? Al...
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  01/02/26
Thanks for the details.
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  01/02/26
I'm certain this is ~80% true and ~20% lies/made up because ...
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  01/02/26
Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie
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  01/02/26
If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ
Haunting therapy water buffalo
  01/02/26
so in addition to grooming and abusing your sons to the poin...
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  01/02/26
I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?
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  01/02/26
No one other than the addict can decide to pick up again. H...
honey-headed station
  01/02/26
Ty for telling. Don’t feel guilty. Addicts do stuff ...
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  01/02/26
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contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astor...
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  01/02/26
lmao so many poasters in this thread have CLEARLY never had ...
contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
I don't have experience with addicts but can imagine them fi...
peach heady cuck
  01/02/26
To be fair addicts view the world an entirely different way....
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
an addict will go through hell to get their fix. a snowy nig...
contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don'...
contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
I implied that like 50 subthreads ago. Also because Halfo...
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Haunting therapy water buffalo
  01/02/26
halford prob wanted to fuck, wifey said ok but you need to s...
underhanded kitty cat
  01/02/26
Also ljl at this whole thing about Halford being such an ama...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
you're the only one itt laser focused on that but it's specu...
contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman
  01/02/26
Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex
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  01/02/26
My niece is a recovered opioid addict. She was famous for al...
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  01/02/26
i don't think someone addicted to fentanyl would do somethin...
Ruddy Razzle Heaven
  01/02/26
1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that ...
Bearded Crotch
  01/02/26
I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his pos...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. A...
Bearded Crotch
  01/02/26
the legend of Halford only grows
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  01/02/26
grow it big, show it big
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Know it's big
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1) Your claim that you don't know his name is not credible. ...
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what did doobs say exactly? doobs's passion was exchanging p...
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1. Why's that? I've met 4-5 posters, and only learned the n...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
If you have his phone number can't you like giga law search ...
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.
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Why would you put her in the hands of some junkie. Of course...
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  01/02/26
Yeah who possibly could have foreseen this
Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge
  01/02/26
This was answered by gunnerattt above. In my experience, ap...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
January 14, 2014 the weather in portland was not snowy at al...
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  01/02/26
Oh yeah, it was March 2014 when she relapsed and Jan. 14, 20...
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  01/02/26
(Art Blank trying desperately to forget)
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I don't know what to say other than I hope your ex is clean....
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Ty man and thanks for the well wishes, but she's still using...
deranged telephone
  01/02/26
Terrible situation. What is she doing to where she can't mak...
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I'm guessing something like that, but I don't really care to...
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That's completely insane. I can't even imagine enjoying drug...
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they don't "enjoy it" per se. every one of them wi...
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I'm 100% sure I would not enjoy it
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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Emotionally + Phys...
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Looks like I'd misrecalled the dates a bit -- somehow he sta...
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This dude was popping into rehab clinics once a month? Track...
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More of the thread. It's weird though, maybe I didn't actua...
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I wonder if Louis is still out there trying to save lives. L...
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HAtp, or SHT?
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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Puce site goyim

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, Kaiya texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555540)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: deranged telephone

? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan character in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555547)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Titillating box office deer antler

Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted some time ago? (Which says he died in a single car accident in February 2019)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555551)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that wasn't him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Titillating box office deer antler

Why did he do this?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2692367&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555569)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555580)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Bull headed talented half-breed

Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halford who died at the same time "Halford" disappeared?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556357)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Puce site goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556576)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: deranged telephone

idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted under his IRL name? There have probably been 5,000 posters over the history of xo, and he'd be the first one. And your view is that that's likely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556708)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Titillating box office deer antler

I think that is exactly what occurred, and it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557112)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: deranged telephone

This is like a fucking Kurosawa movie. I'm 90% sure Tamir told me that he'd ODed *and died*, but it's conceivable that she only said he'd ODed, and I just assumed he'd died because he'd stopped posting and stopped replying to my emails. But it's weird that there's no mention in that dude's obits about any involvement in the sobriety community or whatever.

Also, Halford stopped posting for more than a year before that dude died.

Edit: Yeah, that can't be him. He would've mentioned something to me about having kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557154)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

You have to go to Long Beach and find out. You should make a trip next time you're on the mainland. Tons of people at PV ought to remember him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557192)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Puce site goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557240)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: comical dilemma rigor

You are too mainstream of a poaster to do this stupid shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555595)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Slate crawly background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555541)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: olive scourge upon the earth menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555554)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Orange fear-inspiring generalized bond fortuitous meteor

nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555560)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Gold excitant shitlib

what prompted this OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555564)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking about how Halford had really helped us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555574)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

You sent your strung out ex-wife on a one way ticket to see a recovering addict knowing she needed to score again before checking info rehab. Another one of your brilliant life decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555637)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: deranged telephone

It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555687)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulnerable person around HALFORD TP wasn't winning the genius prize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556294)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: 180 rusted institution laser beams

Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarranted extension on life by HIS Fully ERECT Phallus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556530)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

recovering addicts are the best resource for current addicts.

you're being awfully vicious to epah itt considering he made it to honor halford and you discovered an addict friend for your past passed away years after you lost contact.

what should epah have done? "sorry i'm going to decline your help because i don't want to risk my wife getting you hooked again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556115)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Idk. I don't have a crystal ball. I don't blame EPAH for some addict's behavior. My issue with EPAH is his lack of commitment to factual evidence and the truth. Also it's just fun and games I have a lengthy history of teasing facts out of him he didn't readily admit. This has been going on for many years. I just like cross examining the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556283)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: spectacular orchid knife hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556256)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Iridescent Crackhouse

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555565)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it makes him a bit more mythological.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555577)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Iridescent Crackhouse

Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call me Halford, baby” when they were on their road trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555582)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: deranged telephone

No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" when we talked about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555589)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at least got that nut before dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555638)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: deranged telephone

I don't know that answer either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555690)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Yeah but she does and you can text her right now. Say, did you ever fuck Halford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555724)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: deranged telephone

That'd be weird coming out of left field. Maybe next time she hits me up for a grand I'll say, "there's something from a long time ago that's always been bothering me..."

But I assume if they had, she'd just lie. And Halford was really cool to me, so I rather doubt he would have done that, especially at this particular juncture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555730)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in the airport bathroom, then flew to Portland. They were alone in Astoria. She wanted to score drugs. She would have done anything to get them. Now I don't know one way or another if they fucked but people who are alone together in a hotel room who like to do smack sometimes are attracted to each other. I'm not a rocket scientist. But drugs make a lot of people horny. I'm not saying it was Halford or anybody's fault. I'm just on a fact finding mission here. I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It's better to know than to not know. Secrets eat at you forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Big casino

I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always still knew him as Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555641)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

This story only makes sense if Tamara from the rehab clinic in Long Beach, WA also called him 'Halford'. She had to have known his real name. Doesn't add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555649)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Big casino

Damn, good point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555655)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Bipolar theater stage headpube

epah? your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555657)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: deranged telephone

Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need for she and I to discuss Halford himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555688)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Big casino

How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without knowing his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555691)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: deranged telephone

I mean, I'm sure she knew his name, because he'd introduced us. But I certainly didn't know his name, so I wouldn't have known who to inquire about. So I assume when I texted her I said something like, "hey trying to get in touch with my friend who introduced us."

Edit: Just checked my contacts, and her name was "Tamir" not Tamara btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555694)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure struggle to get your details straight.

"Our mutual friend tp"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555696)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: deranged telephone

All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memorize an ER, but even that only sticks for a month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting worse for you by the minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: deranged telephone

That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to this series of incidents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555703)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored theatre

That was in Cleveland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556066)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I think that's close to Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556712)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre

Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557061)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555718)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:26 AM
Author: deranged telephone

lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: vigorous range tattoo

Should be "her and me" Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556060)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: deranged telephone

Not every xo story arc needs to include you man. WTF did you and Halford have to talk about anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: bistre pistol gas station

wtf where did that outburst come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555697)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555699)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: brindle factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555705)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bonkers boltzmann halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555987)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Big casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556132)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Cyan new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556250)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: swollen misunderstood home

That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: hairraiser preventive strike

MY halfordthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555995)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Racy gay wizard

mfcr fuck faggot luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556022)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Translucent aromatic pit boistinker

Ok so you are boner police lol. Go back to rehab you potato eating dirt monkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557272)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Gold excitant shitlib

calm down, walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556448)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: White faggotry

why didn't you lay this all out when people were speculating and casting aspersions 5+ years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555576)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: deranged telephone

She and I were still together five years ago. And it just seemed kind of raw to go into it. He legit saved her and us, but then she kind of wasted his efforts by relapsing again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555578)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: balding khaki newt mad-dog skullcap

Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555590)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I haven't checked the mailbox for a while. I'm having that house re-built, and we've been living elsewhere for almost a year now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555593)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Bipolar theater stage headpube

sounds like his involvement changed nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555598)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: deranged telephone

It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing whether her sobriety would last for two months or for a lifetime. The point it that he really went out of his way to help a poster, and died as a result (although he may have died anyway).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555603)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Bipolar theater stage headpube

that's a far too tendentiously naive perspective.

he scored heroin for a woman he was supposed to be helping out, putting both himself and your wife at risk. really terrible judgment. he had no business getting involved.

your wife didn't need a ride from him. you could have paid for a car service or whatever.

and predictably, neither person was helped in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555625)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surfer wife, "so, whadda ya wanna do, hon? I haven't done heroin in years haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555648)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: Big casino

One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious about cucking and thought being a BULL would be both hilarious and 9827347722887. Though this might have already been apparent from some of his interests as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555661)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave him the last ride of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555666)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: exciting internet-worthy striped hyena lettuce

was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted some pics without face iirc but i can't recall if flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Big casino

Never met him but I didn’t doubt he really was a muscle stud . Not uncommon for young recovering addicts to go all in on the muscle stud lifestyle after getting clean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555689)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

Do they start off on supplements, or go straight to the roids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555741)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Gaped Cerebral Clown

He was pretty yoked in a thick, solid way, not a 2% body fat kind of way, so I assumed he was on something but not hardcore roids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556015)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: vigorous range tattoo

He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556065)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: spectacular orchid knife hissy fit

😢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556264)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Ruddy Razzle Heaven

especially since it's well known that halford was a heterosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557161)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

the whole purpose of him giving her a ride is so a former addict was there to help get her to intake. which was the whole point of having her go to rehab out of state. this isn't uncommon at all. she had a better chance getting to rehab being driven by a former addict familiar with junkie excuses than some uber driver who isn't going to resist if she's like "just drop me off in the sketchy part of spokane instead please :)"

of course the flip side is that she could tempt the recovering addict into relapse with "tee hee just one last hit before i get clean, hey you want some too :)" which i bet is what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556177)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Bipolar theater stage headpube

great argument, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557582)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Ok riddle me this Halford was stopping by rehab clinics multiple times per month and was deeply invested in recovery, helping former addicts, tracking them down, had a lot of friends who were in recovery. It seemed to be a huge part of his life. He seemed determined to save as many lives as he could and was actively involved in the process and was around other recovering addicts and people relapsing all the time. What was it specifically about Mrs. EPAH that caused him to throw it all away?

We still don't know her side of the story. She was with him in Astoria. What happened that night. They scored some dope. He helped her get it. After years and years in recovery he was like fuck it I'm gonna shoot that junk in my veins. Why now, vs any other time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557624)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired internal respiration state

(at that time just one) transkid TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555604)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: pearly sanctuary tank

what you are saying is Halford was a character you created so you could say all the things you really felt beneath the shitlib facade, but had to kill him when you and your black wife got back together?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555630)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: bateful sooty step-uncle's house milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556046)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Trans kids, Costco deposition, Tamara, reborn salmon, Washington... It's true... All of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555633)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: dashing space

NONE of those groups are "marginalized" - you're living in the 1950s Deep South



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555665)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Bipolar theater stage headpube

that makes no sense. if blacks and trannies aren't marginalized, why are they so vocal in clamoring for their rights in society and on university campuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555673)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Irate parlor partner

do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: deranged telephone

An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555702)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Irate parlor partner

good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555706)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: deranged telephone

The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have known that I was actually endangering *Halford.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria before and after they chased the dragon, leading Halford down a path of ecstasy and lust and pure harmony with the universe from which he would never recover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555727)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM
Author: deranged telephone

Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555732)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

No one high on heroin is much of an upholder of the honor code, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555737)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:58 AM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555742)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

heroin isn't a sex drug. it's more associated with declining libido and the ability to function sexually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556119)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: walnut vibrant kitchen

Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>>>>> magic Johnson's libido in 1985 after ingesting 50000k cc's of poppers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556133)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty

Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555717)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: transparent narrow-minded field

yes and it was cheap back then because they were operating at a loss in order to gain marketshare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:07 AM
Author: azure confused organic girlfriend

Huh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555707)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

'But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.'

LAWYERS ARE SCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555740)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

Threads like this provide me with so much clarity on the reality of my marriage. I'm never getting divorced now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555743)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: honey-headed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: nudist indian lodge legal warrant

should someone tell epah that mpm is over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555763)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: deranged telephone

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my contest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555764)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: copper sound barrier

someone needs to find you 11,000 votes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557118)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: honey-headed station

He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556077)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: sepia alpha sweet tailpipe

Stupid boring flame I posted halfords actual obituary years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555759)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: deranged telephone

That was a fake obit, planted by people who had an interest in concealing the truth. This is the real Halford. https://www.linkedin.com/in/rob-halford-7046bb260?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555765)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse library doctorate

Wasn't there a local news article about the car accident? Also some posters had noted that he had posted about getting into some horrible wrecks in the past because of his speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556180)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: trip tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556232)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal office

Thanks for the details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49555762)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: thriller hairless rehab

I'm certain this is ~80% true and ~20% lies/made up because you either think it's funny or just can't help yourself.

However I have no idea which 20% is made up. that's how I know EPAH has an extremely high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556017)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: peach heady cuck

Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556196)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed soggy abode karate

so in addition to grooming and abusing your sons to the point that they mutilated themselves and enabling your drug addict wife past the point of no return, you also are responsible for the death of a good poaster because you were too busy (probably suing yet another small business) to drive your crackwhore wife to rehab yourself?

you're just an all around great guy! seems like ditching the whole mormon thing and becoming a west coast faggot has worked out really well for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556021)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: underhanded kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556037)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: bateful sooty step-uncle's house milk

I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556049)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: honey-headed station

No one other than the addict can decide to pick up again. Halford should have known better than to do a 12th step call alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556079)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: honey-headed station

Ty for telling. Don’t feel guilty. Addicts do stuff like this and I know for me that when I am often on the verge of a relapse my urge to 12th step (help a stranger) goes into overdrive, so I would do aggressive service work, but then the relapse was always 100 percent on me. Halford should have coordinated with a friend to go pick her up. One rule of service calls is that you never do them alone for exactly this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556064)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556120)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Flickering provocative twinkling uncleanness

So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astoria, WA (population 10,000) and somehow in the middle of the night in the middle of this snow storm in the middle of nowhere they are able to find a place to buy heroin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556075)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

lmao so many poasters in this thread have CLEARLY never had any experience with addicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556178)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: peach heady cuck

I don't have experience with addicts but can imagine them finding creative ways to get their fix. Pls elaborate on how you think this might have gone down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556194)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

To be fair addicts view the world an entirely different way. They can sniff it a mile a way. There's people doing drugs hidden in plain sight everywhere. And they have secret ways of signaling one another. It's obviously covert and you and I aren't gonna know what street corner to walk to. But addicts have ways of knowing their whole life revolves around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556220)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

an addict will go through hell to get their fix. a snowy night in a small town isn't going to get in the way of that. plus he picked her up from fucking portland and knew the area so ljl at this quotemo questioning the ability to score to doubt the truth of this tale.

the tale seems true at least from epah's POV. i suspect that they scored in portland and went to the hotel to specifically to get high, rather than losing their will while at the hotel they were forced to shelter at. epah's wife likely just added the hotel sheltering part to avoid some accountability for relapsing (and likely tempting halford to fatally relapse).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556242)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556251)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don't do a whole lot of fucking. and if they were mutually relapsing, they would be way more excited about getting high than getting their rocks off.

kike kabal's theory below is plausible one where the former mrs. epah tempted halford into scoring for her with sex. that happens all the fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

I implied that like 50 subthreads ago.

Also because Halford hadn't relapsed yet he was probably hornier than he was fiending. He was thinking about brown sugar not the needle. I can see him being reluctant about getting high but after some good lovin being like ah fuck it, the moment is too perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556299)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557062)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: underhanded kitty cat

halford prob wanted to fuck, wifey said ok but you need to score some dope first, and they hooked up in the portland hotel. halford gave his life for board content. what a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556262)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Also ljl at this whole thing about Halford being such an amazing friend to EPAH he was willing to do all this all for the wife free of charge. Like heaven forbid he was going to mix in a little 13 steppin. But oh, no, he was such a good guy, Halford tp, he would never be thinking about a little extra on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556391)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

you're the only one itt laser focused on that but it's speculation and unknowable. of course anyone reading this story would think it's possible they fucked. but halford is dead and epah's wife didn't cop to it, so what's the point?

ime recovering addicts are *VERY* motivated to help current addicts, and addicts relapsing on dope are *WAY* more interested in dope than sex. so the story seems plausible and if i had to bet i'd put my money on not fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556483)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556489)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty

My niece is a recovered opioid addict. She was famous for always being able to score drugs when she was visiting a new town. One of her friends quoted her as saying, "Go to a sketchy part of town and look for a black dude hanging out on the street doing nothing for a long time." Today she denies ever saying that. Who knows?

Regardless, it is very easy to believe that an opioid addict managed to score drugs in an unfamiliar city. I have seen this happen many times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557124)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Ruddy Razzle Heaven

i don't think someone addicted to fentanyl would do something as dangerous as going outside when it snows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557168)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Bearded Crotch

1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that night in the hotel?

2. Did you ever get to surf in Long Beach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556184)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his posting schtick, and gunnerattt is right that addicts like drugs way more than they like sex.

Lol, never surfed there. I only visited twice -- once before the Costco depo, and then again with the kids on our way to a family reunion in Stehekin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556660)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Bearded Crotch

I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. Arguably more intimate tbqh.

Long Beach isn’t particularly a good place to surf but it’s about as good as it gets up there. Everyone from Seattle to Portland heads there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: trip tripping sandwich

the legend of Halford only grows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556205)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Gold excitant shitlib

grow it big, show it big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556505)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: trip tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Ruby Property Jewess

Know it's big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557677)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: trip tripping sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557858)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling indirect expression travel guidebook

1) Your claim that you don't know his name is not credible. If this was a trial you would get destroyed under cross-examination on that statement alone and probably impeached

2) Doobs said you were lying about this the last time he posted here. Your response?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556239)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Drab splenetic ape

what did doobs say exactly? doobs's passion was exchanging pics and personal information about posters so i'd believe him over epah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556426)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: deranged telephone

1. Why's that? I've met 4-5 posters, and only learned the names of two of them. We exchanged maybe 10 emails and talked on the phone either once or twice, but don't you think it would be weird to be like, "Hey man, thanks for coordinating this. Just one thing though: I need to know your name."

2. I don't remember that, but why would doobs know shit about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556672)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

If you have his phone number can't you like giga law search his name and info and poast it, please? Surely you have access to one of those gay terminals that pulls up everything about everybody's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing amber people who are hurt ratface

Why would you put her in the hands of some junkie. Of course they scored heroin the second they got together lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556258)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Yeah who possibly could have foreseen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: deranged telephone

This was answered by gunnerattt above. In my experience, approximately 98% of the people who work in the sobriety industry are recovering addicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: sepia alpha sweet tailpipe

January 14, 2014 the weather in portland was not snowy at all https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/portland-or/historic?month=1&year=2014

There was nor a single day of snow the entire month

But maybe its a typo and he means 2017. There wasn't any snow then either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556271)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Oh yeah, it was March 2014 when she relapsed and Jan. 14, 2017 when she flew to Portland, iirc. I'm not the one who witnessed snow either way, that's just what I was told.

Edit: I'll tell you when there was a huge snowstorm though -- on Superb Owl Sunday that year. That's when I flew into Portland and drove up to Long Beach. It was so heavy it brought down a tree across the road in front of me. But this dude in a sedan popped his trunk and whipped out a chainsaw and bucked it up in 5 mins and we dragged it off the road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556685)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

(Art Blank trying desperately to forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Shimmering shaky bawdyhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556290)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Sapphire brunch volcanic crater

I don't know what to say other than I hope your ex is clean. You did the right thing, too. I can't imagine what that addiction is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556297)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556486)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Ty man and thanks for the well wishes, but she's still using something. Like my two oldest are home from college on their break, and she keeps making plans to see them but then the plans always fall through. Poor things, but they know they can't really count on her to do the things she aspires to do, so they get by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Terrible situation. What is she doing to where she can't make time for her kids like what's her day to day life like. Like is she just sitting on the couch doing drugs and that's why she can't show up? What an extremely fucked up situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556733)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: deranged telephone

I'm guessing something like that, but I don't really care to inquire. FWIU, dopeheads' lives primarily revolve around either getting dope, or getting money for dope. It's a full-time job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556755)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

That's completely insane. I can't even imagine enjoying drugs let alone making my whole life about it.

How cum Watchmen and Halford are det but Mrs. EPAH can do drugs every day and still survive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556760)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

they don't "enjoy it" per se. every one of them wishes they never started, which is why they frequently go through the painful process of trying to quit.

imagine you woke up and your life was utterly fucked. you're poor, jobless, have alienated all your friends and family, have no opportunities, and you're the sickest you've ever felt and so hungry you feel like you haven't eaten in a week. and there's a piece of cake on the table that if you eat it everything will be fixed -- you'll feel the best *anyone* has ever felt *ever*. that's a hard thing to resist, especially when the path to getting your life back to ordinary is insanely difficult. how hard would it be for a non-addict who found himself in that situation to get any job, mend fences, live without any joy or luxuries until he scratched out a modest yet strenuous way of life like being a roofer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556940)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

You would think sanity would prevail at some point. It only makes sense if you assume that for addicts the feeling of being high is better than it would be for any of us. If Trump were strapped down and went on the heroin ride of his life you can guarantee that he wouldn't go down that path. For 99% of people the high of hard drugs isn't better than lots of things in their life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556978)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: startling azn

We just had an entire shift where huge swaths of lower/working class decided that checking out and getting high was more attractive than working a shitend job. Once that decision its made hard as fuck to reverse. That just so happened during the first time in US history people reported being worse off than their parents, drop in life expectancy, etc. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557027)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman

it's really not a hard thing to make sense of for anybody except you apparently. if you feel that way you should go shoot up a couple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557109)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

I'm 100% sure I would not enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557125)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty

You need to understand that opioid withdrawal is the most agonizing experience known to humankind. Childbirth is a fucking walk in the park by comparison. I have known several women who have done both, and they all said, "Yeah, given the choice, I would go into labor again rather than withdrawing. No hesitation whatsoever." I have heard it described as having every square millimeter of your body covered in severe paper cuts while you run a 105 degree fever. It is literally hell on earth.

The saddest part is that once you have a tolerance for opioids, you don't even get high any more. You have to get a hit just to fell normal again. This is why really hardcore addicts will do insane stuff like take super high doses of fentanyl or mix it with benzos or whatever, because they don't feel anything otherwise.

And there is really no way to quit without being sick for a while. If you do it at an inpatient detox, they can give you some medications to make it a little less agonizing, but it's still pretty hellish. So, quitting is a pretty scary proposition.

The other thing to keep in mind is that when you are a hardcore opioid addict, you know what you are going to do every day: Find money to get drugs, and then get drugs. All of your social relationships revolve around these two things as well. Aside from the horrifying withdrawals, getting sober and staying sober basically means that you have to find a new job and a completely new set of friends.

TLDR: There are lots of reasons why an opioid habit is really hard to kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557137)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Watchmen told me he had a whole drug cocktail recipe for kicking opioids. He would buy a bunch of different drugs and get high for a week while kicking. He did say it was pretty bad, but was also 'proud' of how he could do it more easily than others. He always claimed to be a weekend warrior who wasn't addicted.

I never personally saw him do heroin but I never saw him sober. He was always on *something*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557197)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Overrated Plaza Kitty

Several people have told me that benzos make opioid withdrawal much more bearable. The problem is that while opioid withdrawal feels like absolute hell, it's not dangerous at all, whereas adding benzos to the mix can kill you. There's also apparently some kind of mushroom that is amazing for withdrawal symptoms, but it's illegal in the U.S. A number of detox places in Mexico use it, apparently. But if you go to a regulated detox in the U.S., basically all they can do is give you clonidine and then put you on buprenorphine after a couple days. That will take the edge off, but it will still be pretty miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557531)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Don't they put everyone on methadone? Methadone clinics be absolutely poppin off imo. Long lines for junkies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Shimmering shaky bawdyhouse stain

Halford was entirely created in your mind. Truly 180 craftwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556316)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: charismatic chestnut masturbator private investor

Just another vignette to illustrate life is pretty shit no matter one's circumstances. But also that shit can be enjoyable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556318)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

Halford's last words to nude Mrs. EPAH before throwing it all away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556394)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: 180 rusted institution laser beams

Lord PiddleSnout, the Goutiest, Girthiest, Most-Fully ERECT Poaster

EVER

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556524)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: sadistic double fault locale

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2#49555537)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556684)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Sienna pervert goal in life

Yes thank you for being the 4th person ITT to copy and paste OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556795)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Looks like I'd misrecalled the dates a bit -- somehow he started trying to help as of Dec. 10, then she randomly called on Christmas saying that she was done running. Here's his first email:

Dec 10, 2016, 8:29 PM

to me

http://www.puravidarecovery.org/

This place is rad, I know the people in charge, 180 dudes. There is something similar in CO, if that's better. Phoenix recovery. I visit both once a month or so. If she wants in I can speak to the head and get her set up. These guys don't give up on people, been out many a night tracking down people with the founder. Let me know if you want more info. I have seen miracles at these places my friend.

-Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556725)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

This dude was popping into rehab clinics once a month? Tracking people down with the founder? Damn with so much time around addicts it makes you wonder why he didn't relapse sooner. His whole life was hanging out with junkies but only Mrs. EPAH caused him to make the dumbest decision of his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556744)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: deranged telephone

More of the thread. It's weird though, maybe I didn't actually ever talk to him on the phone, maybe it was only this "Louis" fellow:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 25, 2016, 8:27 PM

to Bobert

Brah I'm sure you know how addicts lie all the time, but she finally says she's done and will try a new path. If she's fuckin ready to go to Spokane, what are our next steps? 650-799-[xxxx].

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 28, 2016, 10:31 PM

to me

I am sorry it took so long to see this brother. I will get the number for Louis, he is a 180 brother. He can help you with the rest. I will have it tomorrow around noon. I hope I didnt miss a window. I know how crazy this shit is and can be. I will do whatever possible to help brother.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 10:45 AM

to me

Brother,

Spoke to Louis and Sean, they are the main bros over there. They will give you a call. Who should they ask for?

On Sunday, December 25, 2016, xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com> wrote:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 3:55 PM

to Bobert

Brother I'm grateful for all your diligence here. I'm Mark, and should be free to answer whenever.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 8:21 PM

to me

Great brother. I will have Louis call you tomorrow hopefully. We will get something figured out. Just let me know the best time to have them call.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Jan 3, 2017, 10:07 PM

to me

sorry, apparently shit has been crazy around pv with he holidays and relapses. I will be on Louis to call you tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated brother, personally I am pissed it has taken this long, but I can only do so much from here, but I will do whatever I can and as soon as possible before another one is lost. I know a few long term brothers lost it on new years, but, instead of showing them the door Sean and Louis have done everything to get them back, these guys don't give up easily, but that takes time. If they are busy tomorrow, I will give you a call. Take care brother.

xoxolawyer <xolawyer@gmail.com>

Jan 5, 2017, 5:53 PM

to Bobert

Man, thank you. I'm happy to hear possibilities from these guys whenever they have a minute. I'm hopeful [she] will be ready to go at whatever convenient time. I've taken her to around seven places in the Bay Area, but once she catches her breath after 2-3 days, she just walks right out. Of course I recognize that it takes a personal spiritual change to really get there, but I feel like the geographical barrier of being in a far-removed place would be helpful.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556771)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

I wonder if Louis is still out there trying to save lives. Lots of holiday ODs apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556811)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: trip tripping sandwich

strange twist. now you think Louis was the guy who picked her up and did drugs with her and not Halford? but then Halford still OD'ed in an unrelated incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557106)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

There is a screenplay in here somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557127)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: deranged telephone

Nah, I'm sure it was him that picked her up. Otherwise she and I wouldn't have been calling him "Halford" this whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557149)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Histrionic nursing home

Heroin addiction, which doesn't exist anymore- they've all moved on to fentanyl- is 100% a full time job. We're talking youre either robbing Walgreens to sell shit to a "fence" or sucking dick off the street for $20, constantly, or youre the gf of a dealer or a guy who is doing the above things. Every last fucking detail about fetty addiction is anti-society, including how you live (homeless, or taxpayer subsidized apartment) what you eat (handouts or food stolen from Safeway), your frequent medical needs (but not too frequent, cant afford to be hospitalized or you wont get your fatty, therefore you let small infections fester to the point that only IV antibiotics will help)... this shit is 100% Satanic and if you don't believe that Satan is real, spend a week in the Tenderloin and you will believe in the battle of angels and demons like never before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556779)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

It sounds like a living nightmare. I just can't understand why people do this. I'm an alcoholic with 3 years sobriety but I quit alcohol because I kept getting arrested. I never came close to living like Tenderloin or Kensington or what have you. As much as I love booze it was never worth throwing my life away for. I can't even imagine the high of drugs bein that good. It can't be better than booze and pussy like no way. That's the ultimate high imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556800)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: honey-headed station

Same, I’m an alcoholic who has ruined my life multiple times and I look at my heroin and crack friends and am mad & jelly at how good that shit must feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556930)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

As a veteran of whatever they give you at this hospital I can honestly say I can't imagine heroin being that much better. Got the tingles or whatever on the nerfed stuff. Never went ooh this is amazing. Watchmen told me heroin was the Cadillac of drugs. He said it made him fell one with the universe and shrouded in love for all living things. Idgi. I'm just not that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557010)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

HAtp, or SHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557018)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge

You remember him saying that right? Did he ever send you that song by James Brown? He used to talk about King Heron and functional heroin addicts and shit. Maybe you are the real Whok shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557033)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

He was obsessed with that song, lmao after I sent it to him.

Are you HAtp? or SHT?

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Haunting therapy water buffalo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557548)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Citrine Thirsty Main People Lodge



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: contagious massive keepsake machete patrolman



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: trip tripping sandwich



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: honey-headed station

Was he an actual truck driver? Going to Colorado and Washington once per month…he really did want to fuck peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49556937)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Razzle Heaven

cliffs: epah got in the ultimate one shot kill after a tranny joke

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: gay alcoholic dopamine

Viva la Halford

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: bright genital piercing faggot firefighter

Damn that’s really cool but sad. I figure he would have eventually relapsed anyway. Bummer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557185)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: Stirring french filthpig trailer park

Positing in a historic thread

Also not correcting that just so all can see how much autocorrect sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49557932)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ben franklin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2/#49575921)