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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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https://condenaststore.com/featured/a-lawyer-is-seen-holding...
Bateful pervert
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lake heaven stock car
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mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
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costumed range
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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Fighting indian lodge
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these links still work 180
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cyan point water buffalo
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Navy motley party of the first part
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Galvanic mustard center
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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indigo senate liquid oxygen
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
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Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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Bateful pervert
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puce beta site
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Honey-headed Supple Associate Hospital
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nudist godawful pocket flask
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burgundy school cafeteria filthpig
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vermilion fantasy-prone philosopher-king
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
exciting chapel
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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Magical brindle school juggernaut
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
Chest-beating aphrodisiac hell sound barrier
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Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
Chest-beating aphrodisiac hell sound barrier
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wild love of her life patrolman
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indigo senate liquid oxygen
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Sadistic Irradiated Stain
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground
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fucking lol
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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Bistre alcoholic doctorate useless brakes
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Coiffed Area Tank
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Navy motley party of the first part
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
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180000
Charismatic insanely creepy business firm
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Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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Carnelian pisswyrm codepig
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Galvanic mustard center
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Navy motley party of the first part
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1800000
Chest-beating aphrodisiac hell sound barrier
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legit
Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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Cheese-eating Cerebral Lodge Hominid
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Spectacular Locale Shitlib
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Navy motley party of the first part
  03/12/16
lmfao
Comical coral brunch
  10/28/16
LOL
Crystalline private investor
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lol
Big-titted Disrespectful House
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flesh medicated black woman
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lime forum
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Salmon Hairless Theater Dysfunction
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curious domesticated university ladyboy
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Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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nudist godawful pocket flask
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Filthy native
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burgundy school cafeteria filthpig
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Doobsian International Law Enforcement Agency Antidepressant Drug
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French Flatulent Set Twinkling Uncleanness
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learning disabled nibblets jewess
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
passionate office
  03/12/15
Moar!
Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
claret judgmental mood
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cyan point water buffalo
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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Flickering legal warrant laser beams
  03/25/15
Lol 1800
Salmon Hairless Theater Dysfunction
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curious domesticated university ladyboy
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flesh medicated black woman
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burgundy school cafeteria filthpig
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saffron adventurous queen of the night genital piercing
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cyan point water buffalo
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thriller rehab idea he suggested
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cyan point water buffalo
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Doobsian International Law Enforcement Agency Antidepressant Drug
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio
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anal mad cow disease idiot
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
exciting chapel
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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Chartreuse space
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Maize sanctuary generalized bond
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Maize sanctuary generalized bond
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Maize sanctuary generalized bond
  03/11/15
Shit
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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anal mad cow disease idiot
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fishy abnormal preventive strike stead
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Soggy Theatre
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Charismatic insanely creepy business firm
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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cyan point water buffalo
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/18/22
still going strong
cyan point water buffalo
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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anal mad cow disease idiot
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
exciting chapel
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
exciting chapel
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Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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lemon newt
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Chartreuse space
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thriller rehab idea he suggested
  12/06/21
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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ungodly heady hissy fit
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mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Drunken Mediation
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Provocative Maniacal Jew Dilemma
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio
  03/11/15
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Bateful pervert
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Indecent friendly grandma
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
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Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio
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Galvanic mustard center
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puce beta site
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Bateful pervert
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Charismatic insanely creepy business firm
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anal mad cow disease idiot
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Tan useless gay wizard
  03/12/15
*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Navy motley party of the first part
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mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground
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Cowardly Idiotic Garrison Tattoo
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Appetizing geriatric temple cuckold
  03/12/15
Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
passionate office
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Histrionic electric furnace mental disorder
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Bossy whorehouse
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
rose box office
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Buff principal's office
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Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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lmao
talented ultramarine parlour
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Fragrant duck-like travel guidebook
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nudist godawful pocket flask
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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aquamarine round eye
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Filthy native
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Filthy native
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Filthy native
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primrose location
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thriller rehab idea he suggested
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cyan point water buffalo
  12/09/21
!!!
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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Racy indirect expression
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cyan point water buffalo
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
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Sepia concupiscible stage
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Excitant state
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bespoke chrome locus
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marvelous selfie jap
  03/12/15
skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Brass step-uncle's house
  03/12/15
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stimulating hall athletic conference
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Soggy Theatre
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Lascivious station
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Red razzle old irish cottage multi-billionaire
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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!
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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180
Razzmatazz well-lubricated stag film cumskin
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Sadistic Irradiated Stain
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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cyan point water buffalo
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Bonkers dashing roommate
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
  03/12/15
great thread
at-the-ready frozen corner karate
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
passionate office
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Navy motley party of the first part
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Blathering carmine casino
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
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Sepia concupiscible stage
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
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Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
hateful orchestra pit
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exhilarant rigor alpha
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
cyan point water buffalo
  02/18/22
180
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Odious dingle berry
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
indigo senate liquid oxygen
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
henna cuck
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
henna cuck
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anal mad cow disease idiot
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Chartreuse space
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claret judgmental mood
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Honey-headed Supple Associate Hospital
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
hateful orchestra pit
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Flushed stirring sandwich shrine
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internet-worthy potus prole
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
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ruh roh
Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Bossy whorehouse
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
painfully honest zombie-like persian
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  04/02/15
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fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Nofapping mind-boggling trailer park
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
anal mad cow disease idiot
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Buff principal's office
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sexy dull fortuitous meteor
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Greedy Soul-stirring Nowag
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Navy motley party of the first part
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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Violent beady-eyed police squad
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thriller rehab idea he suggested
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Titillating meetinghouse halford
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
talented ultramarine parlour
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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180 new version
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Filthy native
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translucent haunted graveyard masturbator
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bespoke chrome locus
  10/31/19
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thriller rehab idea he suggested
  12/06/21
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
cyan point water buffalo
  02/22/22
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/22/22
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Ebony crackhouse goyim
  04/05/15
180
Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  04/24/15
180^180
Histrionic electric furnace mental disorder
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Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
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Maize sanctuary generalized bond
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Fuchsia church building
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
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cyan point water buffalo
  12/06/21
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  12/10/21
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cyan point water buffalo
  10/12/25
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Buff principal's office
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Red razzle old irish cottage multi-billionaire
  05/08/15
underrated
Electric Parlor Milk
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Buff principal's office
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles
  06/03/15
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Transparent aromatic piazza faggot firefighter
  06/03/15
Ouch
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
stimulating hall athletic conference
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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anal mad cow disease idiot
  06/10/15
180
hyperactive messiness
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Sadistic Irradiated Stain
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anal mad cow disease idiot
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  07/21/15
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Buff principal's office
  08/26/15
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lake heaven stock car
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
insecure boyish sex offender kitty
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
  10/09/15
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
vivacious community account puppy
  03/20/16
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  12/10/21
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
maroon swashbuckling mexican
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Wonderful boistinker kitchen
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Wonderful boistinker kitchen
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Big Disgusting Pozpig
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Filthy native
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Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage
  07/15/16
CR.
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  12/10/21
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  07/27/16
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  12/10/21
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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Filthy native
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Filthy native
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Wonderful boistinker kitchen
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Multi-colored Pink Ape Address
  10/09/16
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  10/13/16
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contagious shaky knife
  12/25/16
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floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
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Filthy native
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Vigorous nighttime dragon abode
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Big Disgusting Pozpig
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Filthy native
  12/25/16
BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
magenta field
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
  01/06/17
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Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency
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Buck-toothed purple pistol weed whacker
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Filthy native
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: exciting chapel

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating aphrodisiac hell sound barrier

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating aphrodisiac hell sound barrier

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Navy motley party of the first part

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Navy motley party of the first part

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Crystalline private investor

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: passionate office

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: claret judgmental mood

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: exciting chapel

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: fishy abnormal preventive strike stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Soggy Theatre

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Charismatic insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: exciting chapel

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: exciting chapel

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: lemon newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: thriller rehab idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: ungodly heady hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Drunken Mediation

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Provocative Maniacal Jew Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Bateful pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Indecent friendly grandma

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Hot Iridescent Base Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Galvanic mustard center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: puce beta site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Bateful pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic insanely creepy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Tan useless gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Navy motley party of the first part

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Cowardly Idiotic Garrison Tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Appetizing geriatric temple cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: passionate office

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic electric furnace mental disorder

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Bossy whorehouse

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: rose box office

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Buff principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: talented ultramarine parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Fragrant duck-like travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: nudist godawful pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: aquamarine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: primrose location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: thriller rehab idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Racy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Sepia concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Excitant state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: bespoke chrome locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: marvelous selfie jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: stimulating hall athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Soggy Theatre

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Lascivious station

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Red razzle old irish cottage multi-billionaire

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz well-lubricated stag film cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Sadistic Irradiated Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Bonkers dashing roommate

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready frozen corner karate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: passionate office

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Navy motley party of the first part

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Blathering carmine casino

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Sepia concupiscible stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: hateful orchestra pit

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: exhilarant rigor alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Odious dingle berry

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Stubborn Sweet Tailpipe Tanning Salon

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: indigo senate liquid oxygen

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: henna cuck

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: henna cuck

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse space

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: claret judgmental mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed Supple Associate Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: hateful orchestra pit

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Flushed stirring sandwich shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy potus prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bossy whorehouse

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: painfully honest zombie-like persian

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal arousing internal respiration market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Nofapping mind-boggling trailer park

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Buff principal's office

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: sexy dull fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Greedy Soul-stirring Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Navy motley party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Violent beady-eyed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: thriller rehab idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: talented ultramarine parlour

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: 180 new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: translucent haunted graveyard masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: bespoke chrome locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: thriller rehab idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Ebony crackhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Histrionic electric furnace mental disorder

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Maize sanctuary generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Buff principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Red razzle old irish cottage multi-billionaire

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Electric Parlor Milk

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Buff principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cobalt bearded cruise ship fat ankles

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Transparent aromatic piazza faggot firefighter

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: stimulating hall athletic conference

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: hyperactive messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Sadistic Irradiated Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: anal mad cow disease idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Buff principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: lake heaven stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: insecure boyish sex offender kitty

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Diverse Hideous Macaca Candlestick Maker

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious community account puppy

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: maroon swashbuckling mexican

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Big Disgusting Pozpig



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Filthy native

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Walnut adulterous hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Filthy native

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pink Ape Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: contagious shaky knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Vigorous nighttime dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Big Disgusting Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: magenta field

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed purple pistol weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Filthy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: flesh medicated black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed purple pistol weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Crystalline private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy Out-of-control Lay

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Swollen Elite Gas Station Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: primrose location

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded toaster ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Underhanded Light Theater Stage Volcanic Crater

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: white cracking corn cake cuckoldry

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: glittery mentally impaired background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: impressive laughsome psychic ceo



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: bespoke chrome locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Big Disgusting Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Wonderful boistinker kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Doobsian International Law Enforcement Agency Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage National Security Agency

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating cocky coffee pot church



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Trip Plaza

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  Nursing Home Clown

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: self-centered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  trust fund windowlicker



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Bateful pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Bateful pervert

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: self-centered home

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Bateful pervert

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Cerise den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: jet quadroon



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Gaped Public Bath Elastic Band



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: exhilarant rigor alpha



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: thriller rehab idea he suggested



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2/#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: cyan point water buffalo



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Doobsian International Law Enforcement Agency Antidepressant Drug



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