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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
garnet bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
slimy sienna skinny woman
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Lime Dingle Berry Clown
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Diverse pearl indian lodge
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Orange beady-eyed business firm dopamine
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
concupiscible mint hell knife
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
garnet bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
cerebral reading party gas station
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Narrow-minded electric locale
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Razzle-dazzle corner
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Adventurous forum fanboi
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/29/25
no
Adventurous forum fanboi
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Dull soul-stirring plaza selfie
  08/29/25
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  08/28/25
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Dull soul-stirring plaza selfie
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Chartreuse misanthropic stage
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Slate alcoholic theater electric furnace
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Talented Rambunctious Parlor
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Slate alcoholic theater electric furnace
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Tan famous landscape painting
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
passionate puce principal's office
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
slimy sienna skinny woman
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
slimy sienna skinny woman
  08/28/25
wow
Orange beady-eyed business firm dopamine
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
flatulent light space
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Chest-beating point
  08/29/25
...
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Cobalt Bateful Main People
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
red arousing antidepressant drug
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
abusive halford coffee pot
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: garnet bawdyhouse

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: slimy sienna skinny woman

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Lime Dingle Berry Clown

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Diverse pearl indian lodge

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Orange beady-eyed business firm dopamine

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: concupiscible mint hell knife

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: garnet bawdyhouse

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: cerebral reading party gas station

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Narrow-minded electric locale

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle corner

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Adventurous forum fanboi

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Adventurous forum fanboi

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring plaza selfie

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Adventurous forum fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Dull soul-stirring plaza selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse misanthropic stage

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Slate alcoholic theater electric furnace

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talented Rambunctious Parlor

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Slate alcoholic theater electric furnace

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Tan famous landscape painting

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: passionate puce principal's office

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: slimy sienna skinny woman

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: slimy sienna skinny woman

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Orange beady-eyed business firm dopamine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: flatulent light space

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating point

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Cobalt Bateful Main People

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: red arousing antidepressant drug

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: abusive halford coffee pot

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2/#50102080)