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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Boyish patrolman
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Provocative hateful nursing home
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Amber pocket flask
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narrow-minded indirect expression
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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vibrant puppy
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
misanthropic heaven reading party
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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bearded fanboi roommate
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still funny.
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Passionate home
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Clear Field
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Vivacious Ebony Circlehead
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Still 180
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Provocative hateful nursing home
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vibrant puppy
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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transparent public bath azn
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug library

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Wonderful snowy people who are hurt



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: vibrant puppy



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Boyish patrolman



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Provocative hateful nursing home

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Amber pocket flask



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded indirect expression



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Metal contagious idiot french chef

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: vibrant puppy



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: misanthropic heaven reading party

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: transparent public bath azn

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed filthpig

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Metal contagious idiot french chef



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: vibrant puppy



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: laughsome lime box office



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Know-it-all senate rigor



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: bearded fanboi roommate



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: bearded fanboi roommate



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Gold Menage Liquid Oxygen

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: abnormal aggressive spot



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Claret bipolar gunner



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate home



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Clear Field



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony Circlehead



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: magical dysfunction elastic band

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony Circlehead



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Provocative hateful nursing home



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: vibrant puppy



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: transparent public bath azn

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony Circlehead

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2/#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: transparent public bath azn

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony Circlehead

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: stimulating lilac digit ratio clown



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: curious yellow lettuce



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: marvelous foreskin police squad

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Dashing Set



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: bearded fanboi roommate



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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