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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
floppy charcoal dilemma philosopher-king
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Federal self-absorbed casino pisswyrm
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Pink mad-dog skullcap institution
  09/18/14
fair
chestnut razzle-dazzle stage persian
  09/18/14
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french topaz mexican
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Chest-beating library selfie
  02/26/16
No man
marvelous citrine crackhouse digit ratio
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Transparent Newt
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
vivacious vengeful half-breed step-uncle's house
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
White locus
  02/26/16
fuk u
Purple elite sex offender masturbator
  02/26/16
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Pink mad-dog skullcap institution
  09/28/21
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Chest-beating library selfie
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Sticky Tank Piazza
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adulterous rough-skinned telephone
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aromatic reading party senate
  02/26/16
Lol fags
Crystalline sandwich
  02/26/16
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aromatic reading party senate
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
doobsian property
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Walnut Dog Poop
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Fragrant blood rage
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Effete nursing home mediation
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Walnut Dog Poop
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Effete nursing home mediation
  03/08/16
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aromatic reading party senate
  09/28/21
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aromatic reading party senate
  02/15/22
Lul
Lascivious address
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Adventurous mauve national faggot firefighter
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floppy charcoal dilemma philosopher-king
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
motley bonkers death wish
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Sexy house ratface
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
motley bonkers death wish
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Sexy house ratface
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
judgmental low-t native pervert
  05/06/22
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Sexy house ratface
  05/06/22
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motley bonkers death wish
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aromatic reading party senate
  10/11/23
GOAT
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lfo
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: floppy charcoal dilemma philosopher-king

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Federal self-absorbed casino pisswyrm

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#26351095)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Pink mad-dog skullcap institution

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle stage persian

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: french topaz mexican



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating library selfie

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: marvelous citrine crackhouse digit ratio

No man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30007302)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Transparent Newt

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: vivacious vengeful half-breed step-uncle's house

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: White locus

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Purple elite sex offender masturbator

fuk u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925833)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Pink mad-dog skullcap institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#43191728)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating library selfie



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Sticky Tank Piazza



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: adulterous rough-skinned telephone



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925345)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Crystalline sandwich

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: doobsian property

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Walnut Dog Poop

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Fragrant blood rage

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Effete nursing home mediation

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Walnut Dog Poop

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Effete nursing home mediation

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Lascivious address

Lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#43970842)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Adventurous mauve national faggot firefighter



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: floppy charcoal dilemma philosopher-king



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: motley bonkers death wish

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Sexy house ratface

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: motley bonkers death wish

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Sexy house ratface

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: judgmental low-t native pervert

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2/#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Sexy house ratface



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: motley bonkers death wish



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Avocado dingle berry heaven

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: aromatic reading party senate



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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