\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/08/25
...
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Splenetic Circlehead Goal In Life
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Sickened menage
  12/12/25
...
purple medicated windowlicker hominid
  12/17/25
...
Deep Charismatic Stag Film
  12/17/25
...
Yellow mind-boggling tanning salon sound barrier
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
diverse beta chapel mother
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
diverse beta chapel mother
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
laughsome senate
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
spruce pozpig locale
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/18/25
lol
Sapphire Stage Generalized Bond
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
spruce pozpig locale
  12/17/25
...
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
purple medicated windowlicker hominid
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Metal gas station useless brakes
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Sapphire Stage Generalized Bond
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
purple medicated windowlicker hominid
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Metal gas station useless brakes
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
purple medicated windowlicker hominid
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Confused Forum Background Story
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Dark Razzle Puppy Affirmative Action
  12/17/25
...
Amber giraffe
  12/17/25
...
Canary startling hall telephone
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
gay soul-stirring location
  12/17/25
...
Wonderful plum bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency
  12/17/25
...
Pea-brained Gaming Laptop Set
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
shimmering stimulating field
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Salmon house ratface
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Confused Forum Background Story
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Salmon house ratface
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Confused Forum Background Story
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Salmon house ratface
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Wine Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Metal gas station useless brakes
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
shimmering stimulating field
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Metal gas station useless brakes
  12/17/25
...
Wine Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/25
I am not!
shimmering stimulating field
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
razzmatazz coiffed milk abode
  12/17/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Splenetic Circlehead Goal In Life

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Sickened menage

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: purple medicated windowlicker hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Deep Charismatic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Yellow mind-boggling tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: diverse beta chapel mother

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: diverse beta chapel mother

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: laughsome senate

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: spruce pozpig locale

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage Generalized Bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: spruce pozpig locale

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: purple medicated windowlicker hominid

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Metal gas station useless brakes

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Sapphire Stage Generalized Bond

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: purple medicated windowlicker hominid

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Metal gas station useless brakes

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: purple medicated windowlicker hominid

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Confused Forum Background Story

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Dark Razzle Puppy Affirmative Action

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Amber giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Canary startling hall telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: gay soul-stirring location

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Wonderful plum bawdyhouse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring bat shit crazy step-uncle's house national security agency

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained Gaming Laptop Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: shimmering stimulating field

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Salmon house ratface

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Confused Forum Background Story

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Salmon house ratface

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Confused Forum Background Story

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Salmon house ratface

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Wine Mad-dog Skullcap

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Metal gas station useless brakes

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: shimmering stimulating field

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Metal gas station useless brakes

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Wine Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: shimmering stimulating field

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed milk abode

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)