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  11/23/21
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  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
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prestigious
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  11/23/21
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Adventurous Base Roast Beef
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Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
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sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat
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  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
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  11/23/21
lmao
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comical blue hall weed whacker
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/24/23
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cowardly azure keepsake machete rehab
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  11/23/21
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Sick dun shrine
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
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appetizing whorehouse lettuce
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
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ruby foreskin
  11/24/21
jfc
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bateful indecent parlour
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/24/23
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Bossy fishy box office
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your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
lmao
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narrow-minded charismatic dopamine
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Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
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Coral Beta Persian Senate
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Sick dun shrine
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Hot dragon
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floppy cordovan pozpig
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Ungodly ticket booth
  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
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shimmering juggernaut
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
Claire TP
Brilliant Stage Stock Car
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galvanic menage regret
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Beady-eyed point
  11/25/21
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Shivering university
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
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  11/23/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
180
Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Razzmatazz House
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Navy set azn
  11/28/21
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Bespoke tan roommate
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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swashbuckling haunted graveyard dilemma
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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claret selfie meetinghouse
  11/23/21
180
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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sickened psychic
  11/25/21
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exciting newt range
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
LMAO
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
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bearded dog poop nibblets
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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nighttime corn cake macaca
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
lol
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  11/23/21
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Mewling Potus Messiness
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
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  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
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  11/25/21
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
Odious pit telephone
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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marvelous national
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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marvelous national
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
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  11/23/21
180
galvanic menage regret
  11/24/21
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Carnelian Temple
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poppy step-uncle's house
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
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  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Adventurous Base Roast Beef
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
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galvanic menage regret
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talented ocher spot
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your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
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sticky erotic community account
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infuriating filthpig field
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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bearded dog poop nibblets
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marvelous national
  11/23/21
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
Cracking pearly stage
  11/23/21
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sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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rebellious people who are hurt location
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
  11/23/21
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Sick dun shrine
  11/23/21
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judgmental alcoholic legal warrant
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
internet-worthy passionate property
  11/23/21
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vigorous misunderstood gunner resort
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judgmental alcoholic legal warrant
  11/24/23
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Mewling Potus Messiness
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
Mewling Potus Messiness
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
no ragrets
Mewling Potus Messiness
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
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  11/23/21
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galvanic menage regret
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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claret selfie meetinghouse
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
claret selfie meetinghouse
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
tyft
claret selfie meetinghouse
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
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  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
180
burgundy insanely creepy area
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Odious pit telephone
  11/23/21
lol
nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
180 billion
galvanic menage regret
  11/24/21
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Razzmatazz House
  11/24/21
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At-the-ready station sandwich
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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exciting newt range
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Vibrant bright stain hissy fit
  11/25/21
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Amber stead
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
mods
slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
exciting newt range
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug
  11/23/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
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  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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vigorous misunderstood gunner resort
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  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
pale massive locus
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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soul-stirring hell mad-dog skullcap
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
pale massive locus
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cyan effete abode depressive
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
pale massive locus
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Magenta fragrant nursing home
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you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
pale massive locus
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Magenta fragrant nursing home
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Supple Boltzmann
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
pale massive locus
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Puce forum
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
pale massive locus
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vigorous misunderstood gunner resort
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
great thread
Rose Concupiscible Gay Wizard Trailer Park
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
...
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
claret selfie meetinghouse
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
lmfao
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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Puce forum
  11/23/21
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orchid pocket flask
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burgundy insanely creepy area
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
lol
Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug
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Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
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apoplectic green coldplay fan garrison
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Hateful Partner Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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Hateful Partner Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
love these threads
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  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Lascivious degenerate tanning salon
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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Ebony philosopher-king
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug
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Razzmatazz House
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shimmering juggernaut
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
pale massive locus
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Puce forum
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
shimmering juggernaut
  11/23/21
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lilac library
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
pale massive locus
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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sticky erotic community account
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Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
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Sick dun shrine
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marvelous national
  11/23/21
180 sir
lilac library
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
...
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
Ungodly ticket booth
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
Puce forum
  11/23/21
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Sick dun shrine
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
pale massive locus
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Sick dun shrine
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
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Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
  11/24/21
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marvelous national
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
shimmering juggernaut
  11/23/21
...
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
lol
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
...
Kink-friendly flesh generalized bond
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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Kink-friendly flesh generalized bond
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
glittery self-centered goal in life mental disorder
  11/23/21
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unholy sneaky criminal center
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
TY
unholy sneaky criminal center
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
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sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
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Boyish Jet-lagged Goyim Plaza
  11/23/21
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
  11/23/21
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Naked Brunch Candlestick Maker
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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Naked Brunch Candlestick Maker
  11/23/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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orchid pocket flask
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
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bronze theatre
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
Dashing brass piazza
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
Dashing brass piazza
  11/23/21
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galvanic menage regret
  11/29/21
divisive af.
sticky erotic community account
  11/23/21
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sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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aqua 180 toilet seat cruise ship
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
aqua 180 toilet seat cruise ship
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sticky erotic community account
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sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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orchid pocket flask
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
oh god
sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat
  11/23/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
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Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug
  11/24/21
whoa boy
Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story
  11/24/21
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Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad
  11/24/21
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heady immigrant
  11/23/21
your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
heady immigrant
  11/23/21
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Diverse transparent address
  11/23/21
your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have ...
pale massive locus
  11/23/21
FUCK YES
Diverse transparent address
  11/23/21
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Contagious Drab Doctorate
  11/24/21
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electric cream public bath codepig
  11/24/21
the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfri...
pale massive locus
  11/24/21
this actually could happen
electric cream public bath codepig
  11/24/21
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aphrodisiac umber elastic band
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clear mischievous idiot
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: pale massive locus

hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: pale massive locus

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:45 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: pale massive locus

a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
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your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, looks like the fresh juice was a big hit", implying you drank more than your fair share

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: Bossy fishy box office

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

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Author: Shivering university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: Navy set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Bespoke tan roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: Bespoke tan roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling haunted graveyard dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: claret selfie meetinghouse

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: sickened psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: exciting newt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: pale massive locus

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: bearded dog poop nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: pale massive locus

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: nighttime corn cake macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: nighttime corn cake macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Mewling Potus Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Vibrant bright stain hissy fit

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Odious pit telephone

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: pale massive locus

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: burgundy insanely creepy area

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Carnelian Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: poppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: infuriating filthpig field

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: pale massive locus

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Base Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: talented ocher spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: infuriating filthpig field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: bearded dog poop nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Cracking pearly stage

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: rebellious people who are hurt location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Sick dun shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: judgmental alcoholic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy passionate property

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: judgmental alcoholic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Mewling Potus Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Mewling Potus Messiness

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: pale massive locus

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Mewling Potus Messiness

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: pale massive locus

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: claret selfie meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: claret selfie meetinghouse

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: pale massive locus

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: claret selfie meetinghouse

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: pale massive locus

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: burgundy insanely creepy area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: Odious pit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready station sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: exciting newt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Vibrant bright stain hissy fit

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Amber stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: exciting newt range

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: pale massive locus

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: pale massive locus

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Haunting locale alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: pale massive locus

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring hell mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: pale massive locus

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: cyan effete abode depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: pale massive locus

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Magenta fragrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta fragrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Supple Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: pale massive locus

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: pale massive locus

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: vigorous misunderstood gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: Rose Concupiscible Gay Wizard Trailer Park

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: pale massive locus

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: claret selfie meetinghouse

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: burgundy insanely creepy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Bossy fishy box office

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: apoplectic green coldplay fan garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Hateful Partner Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Hateful Partner Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate tanning salon

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Ebony philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: shimmering juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: shimmering juggernaut

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: lilac library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Sick dun shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: lilac library

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Ungodly ticket booth

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Puce forum

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Sick dun shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: pale massive locus

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Sick dun shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: shimmering juggernaut

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly flesh generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly flesh generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: glittery self-centered goal in life mental disorder

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: unholy sneaky criminal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: unholy sneaky criminal center

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Boyish Jet-lagged Goyim Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Naked Brunch Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: pale massive locus

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Naked Brunch Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: bronze theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Dashing brass piazza

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing brass piazza

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: aqua 180 toilet seat cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: pale massive locus

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: aqua 180 toilet seat cruise ship

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: nofapping mentally impaired coffee pot ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling corner kitty cat

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Stubborn motley church building antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse Background Story

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: heady immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: heady immigrant

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Diverse transparent address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Diverse transparent address

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: electric cream public bath codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: pale massive locus

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: electric cream public bath codepig

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: clear mischievous idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: sticky erotic community account

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: pale massive locus

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant crawly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: pale massive locus

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: sticky erotic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant crawly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Razzle-dazzle Home Clown

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Lavender Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: pale massive locus

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: Lavender Sex Offender

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: pale massive locus

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Puce forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: shimmering juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken High-end Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: House-broken High-end Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: onyx trip site associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: pale massive locus

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: pale massive locus

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: slap-happy khaki kitchen half-breed

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: excitant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: pale massive locus

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: Lavender Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Lime Hairraiser Market Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: pale massive locus

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Vibrant bright stain hissy fit

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: pale massive locus

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Hateful Partner Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: sticky erotic community account

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: Bossy fishy box office

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: underhanded voyeur

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Lascivious degenerate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: pale massive locus

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: floppy cordovan pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: pale massive locus

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: galvanic menage regret

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling vermilion principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: pale massive locus

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling vermilion principal's office

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: galvanic menage regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling vermilion principal's office

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: Contagious Drab Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling vermilion principal's office

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: marvelous national

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: galvanic menage regret

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: marvelous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: spectacular zombie-like stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: pale massive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: apoplectic green coldplay fan garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: pale massive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac umber elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: judgmental alcoholic legal warrant

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: pale massive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#48355177)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Creator and Destroyer of sexually traumatized boys (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2/#49427890)