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curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  07/02/19
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curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
saffron factory reset button
  12/20/20
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beady-eyed hyperventilating depressive
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
aphrodisiac corn cake stage
  08/21/19
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Wild Bespoke Goyim
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
swashbuckling snowy keepsake machete
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
mahogany newt
  08/21/19
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mind-boggling stag film
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
irate metal temple
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
aphrodisiac corn cake stage
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
mahogany newt
  08/21/19
emergency money
aphrodisiac corn cake stage
  08/21/19
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Magical Becky
  09/01/19
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Hideous church cuck
  03/06/20
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Hideous church cuck
  09/10/21
You’re poor
fragrant hominid ticket booth
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Deep Ladyboy Half-breed
  09/01/19
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Magical Becky
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
swashbuckling snowy keepsake machete
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
mind-boggling stag film
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
ebony bawdyhouse
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
motley mint kitty cat
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
mustard deer antler telephone
  09/10/21
great thread
Olive wonderful location
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  04/10/23
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beady-eyed hyperventilating depressive
  04/10/23
i love men
Olive wonderful location
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Deep Ladyboy Half-breed
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Flatulent juggernaut sweet tailpipe
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
curious burgundy dopamine hospital
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Zero Income No Kids
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: saffron factory reset button

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac corn cake stage

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Wild Bespoke Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling snowy keepsake machete

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: mahogany newt

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: irate metal temple

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac corn cake stage

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: mahogany newt

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac corn cake stage

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Magical Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Hideous church cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Hideous church cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: fragrant hominid ticket booth

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Deep Ladyboy Half-breed

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Magical Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy keepsake machete

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling stag film

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: ebony bawdyhouse

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: motley mint kitty cat

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: mustard deer antler telephone

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Olive wonderful location

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Olive wonderful location

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Deep Ladyboy Half-breed

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Flatulent juggernaut sweet tailpipe

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: curious burgundy dopamine hospital

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/#49111460)