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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: disgusting den faggotry

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: disgusting den faggotry



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: orange site



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: peach field



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: orange site



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Balding Henna Hell Foreskin

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Aggressive Judgmental Giraffe Business Firm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: peach field



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: curious fiercely-loyal gunner mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Shivering Psychic Dopamine

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Chocolate glittery coldplay fan idea he suggested

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: disgusting den faggotry

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Aggressive Judgmental Giraffe Business Firm

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle Stead Philosopher-king

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Floppy Tan Trailer Park



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Infuriating Burgundy Death Wish



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: peach field



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Yapping Set



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: peach field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Aggressive Judgmental Giraffe Business Firm

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Haunting Up-to-no-good Goal In Life Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: peach field



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: disgusting den faggotry



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Floppy Tan Trailer Park



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater Stage

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Aggressive Judgmental Giraffe Business Firm



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Arousing blue blood rage



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Arousing blue blood rage



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy Tan Trailer Park



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: diverse medicated tanning salon

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: disgusting den faggotry

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy Tan Trailer Park

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Arousing blue blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: disgusting den faggotry



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: cobalt friendly grandma



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: concupiscible sadistic area



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: disgusting den faggotry



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: contagious massive corn cake lay

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: curious fiercely-loyal gunner mad-dog skullcap

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: talented vermilion school cafeteria becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2/#49467431)