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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/08/25
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lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
bossy appetizing sex offender
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Twisted Galvanic Giraffe Plaza
  12/12/25
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White Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
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purple diverse telephone generalized bond
  12/17/25
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balding ivory area travel guidebook
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Indigo hissy fit goyim
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Indigo hissy fit goyim
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Marvelous garnet nibblets
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Histrionic Sandwich
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/18/25
lol
Vigorous cruel-hearted sound barrier
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Histrionic Sandwich
  12/17/25
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lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
White Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Excitant maize public bath
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Vigorous cruel-hearted sound barrier
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
White Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Excitant maize public bath
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
White Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Supple double fault
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
aphrodisiac crusty faggotry marketing idea
  12/17/25
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kink-friendly ocher voyeur idiot
  12/17/25
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well-lubricated famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Aromatic stead
  12/17/25
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wine home
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
lascivious immigrant love of her life
  12/17/25
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razzmatazz pit
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
coral slimy regret stage
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Zippy stimulating dilemma halford
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Supple double fault
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Zippy stimulating dilemma halford
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Supple double fault
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Zippy stimulating dilemma halford
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
jet-lagged den
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Excitant maize public bath
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
coral slimy regret stage
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Excitant maize public bath
  12/17/25
...
jet-lagged den
  12/17/25
I am not!
coral slimy regret stage
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
vibrant kitty cat cumskin
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bossy appetizing sex offender

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Twisted Galvanic Giraffe Plaza

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: purple diverse telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: balding ivory area travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Indigo hissy fit goyim

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Indigo hissy fit goyim

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Marvelous garnet nibblets

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Histrionic Sandwich

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Vigorous cruel-hearted sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Sandwich

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Excitant maize public bath

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Vigorous cruel-hearted sound barrier

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Excitant maize public bath

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: White Keepsake Machete

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Supple double fault

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crusty faggotry marketing idea

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly ocher voyeur idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Aromatic stead

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: wine home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant love of her life

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: coral slimy regret stage

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Zippy stimulating dilemma halford

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Supple double fault

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Zippy stimulating dilemma halford

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Supple double fault

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Zippy stimulating dilemma halford

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged den

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Excitant maize public bath

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: coral slimy regret stage

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Excitant maize public bath

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: coral slimy regret stage

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: vibrant kitty cat cumskin

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2/#49518198)