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*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

I'll do it, but fuck you *OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS ...
Bearded chest-beating tanning salon
  12/19/25
*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED *** HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POA...
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo
Irradiated swollen pisswyrm
  12/19/25
...
Bearded chest-beating tanning salon
  12/19/25
dont talk to richard clock like that
drunken rehab
  12/19/25
...
Bearded chest-beating tanning salon
  12/19/25
LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!
hateful mexican boistinker
  12/19/25
Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of th...
hateful mexican boistinker
  12/19/25
thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly w...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
This should be a final 4 matchup
brass sanctuary
  12/19/25
damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded a...
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time t...
drunken rehab
  12/19/25
This is already a disaster
Big Headpube Nursing Home
  12/19/25
...
drunken rehab
  12/19/25
...
Irradiated swollen pisswyrm
  12/19/25
kind of bs that I'm excluded
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
cr hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH
sepia bateful hunting ground
  12/19/25
...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
The fuck is going on ITT
indigo vivacious double fault
  12/19/25
speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsa...
Irradiated swollen pisswyrm
  12/19/25
...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not...
Rambunctious crusty voyeur
  12/19/25
My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the...
indigo vivacious double fault
  12/19/25
Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a ...
Rambunctious crusty voyeur
  12/19/25
I'm not included?
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. ...
drunken rehab
  12/19/25
I was literally in the list of monikers
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!
Boyish Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/19/25
Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is
drunken rehab
  12/19/25
...
sepia bateful hunting ground
  12/19/25
...
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy
sepia bateful hunting ground
  12/19/25
...
Mildly Autistic Stirring Feces
  12/19/25
...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five min...
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up
Rambunctious crusty voyeur
  12/19/25
you saying I can't sperg out?
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start wit...
Rambunctious crusty voyeur
  12/19/25
One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day u...
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
The contest is rigged and my decision is final.
yapping dashing house
  12/19/25
ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i...
Flatulent violent elastic band
  12/19/25
Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.
aromatic faggotry state
  12/19/25
It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just ch...
Rambunctious crusty voyeur
  12/19/25
Horrific seeding
beady-eyed casino
  12/19/25
?
sepia bateful hunting ground
  12/19/25
180
Odious Pistol Native
  12/19/25
lulz
electric high-end new version
  12/19/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Bearded chest-beating tanning salon

I'll do it, but fuck you

*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

MPM2025 starts tomorrow. It is officially called the Watchmen Memorial Megapoaster Madness Tournament of 2025.

Here are the seedings and brackets: https://challonge.com/j467rjsp

Inclusion in the final 64 was based on 2025 poasting volume (my perception of it). Soe beloved poster were excluded because they didn’t post much during the year.

Higher seedings are based on my sense of who might win. Lower seeds are meaningless, below 4th seeds it was essentially random. Group allocation and match-ups are totally random (challonge’s random function). Boom is a #1 seed because I loved that guy and he’s the most iconic poster of all time and I’m very upset that something might have happened to him, so I wanted to.

Dates:

Groups A + B: 2 days of voting: 12/20 and 12/21

Groups C + D: 2 days of voting: 12/22 and 12/23

Final 32: 3 days of voting over Christmas: 12/24-12/26

Sweet 16: 12/27 + 12/28

Elite 8: 12/29

Semi-Finals: 12/30

Final: 12/31

Winner announced during 1/1

Rules:

NO PUMO OR QUOTEMO VOTES WILL BE COUNTED UNLESS THEY ARE IDENTIFIABLE/A KNOWN MONIKER

I will try to have votes up by early morning Eastern on the day voting starts for that group. Voting strictly finishes at 6am Eastern the following day.

Please identify who you are voting for by the name they are using so I am clear who you are voting for. The test is objective not subjective. If I don’t know who you are voting for, I won’t count your vote.

No pumo or quotemo will be counted unless they are identifiable or known or have a consistent identifiable email tag. I reserve the right to determine this as I see fit. There are no appeals. Each known moniker/account is allowed one vote per matchup; if they vote twice, their first time-stamped vote counts. If someone is clearly attempting to cheat with pumo alts or spamming votes multiple times from the same account or something like that, I reserve the right to nullify their votes as I see fit.

There is no appeals procedure.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521911)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED ***

HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POASTERS OF SIZE WERE EXCLUDED BECAUSE OF THE HOST'S BIASES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522034)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Irradiated swollen pisswyrm

thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521921)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Bearded chest-beating tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521958)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: drunken rehab

dont talk to richard clock like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Bearded chest-beating tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521982)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: hateful mexican boistinker

LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521922)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: hateful mexican boistinker

Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of them belong in the final 16, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521926)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band

thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly who would spaceporn beat? rsf has a lot of haters and isnt an insurmountable match up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521943)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: brass sanctuary

This should be a final 4 matchup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522061)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band

damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521940)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded as fake and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522067)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: drunken rehab

MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time to grow a beard and go pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521946)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Big Headpube Nursing Home

This is already a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: drunken rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Irradiated swollen pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49521968)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

kind of bs that I'm excluded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522026)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: sepia bateful hunting ground

cr

hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522063)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522218)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: indigo vivacious double fault

The fuck is going on ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522000)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Irradiated swollen pisswyrm

speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsalt's new video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522005)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522056)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious crusty voyeur

Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not to do it at the last minute. I think gunner skipped this tradition but my dog was a pro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522006)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: indigo vivacious double fault

My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the last minute to do it after no one else volunteered. He still sucks.

More to the point, you are an epically shitty xo historian ohnoes. It’s hilarious how often you are dead wrong about stuff like this, yet you persist 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522015)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious crusty voyeur

Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a laughing crying emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522021)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

I'm not included?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522022)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: drunken rehab

why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. maybe u dont poast enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522024)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

I was literally in the list of monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522028)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Boyish Scourge Upon The Earth

this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522043)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: drunken rehab

Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522065)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sepia bateful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522086)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: yapping dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522091)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: sepia bateful hunting ground

RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522060)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stirring Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522074)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five minutes for the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522072)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Rambunctious crusty voyeur

nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522073)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

you saying I can't sperg out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522075)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious crusty voyeur

Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start with the pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522085)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day until New Year's. I will release a real name bracket of 64 on New Year's Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522090)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band

im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend. you didn't poast enough this year to advance very far so it hardly matters. why not use your powers for good and have the script spam spaceporn pedo threads again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522122)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: yapping dashing house

The contest is rigged and my decision is final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522144)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Flatulent violent elastic band

ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i win if you change your script to vote gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic faggotry state

Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522175)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Rambunctious crusty voyeur

It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just changes his name to TbfAlt420 for a couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49522197)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed casino

Horrific seeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49523328)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sepia bateful hunting ground

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49523350)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Odious Pistol Native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49523332)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: electric high-end new version

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2/#49523371)