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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Big Amber Associate
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Very tactful exciting principal's office
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Very tactful exciting principal's office

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Very tactful exciting principal's office

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stirring seedy theater stage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: french bull headed doctorate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: free-loading flickering state chad

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: free-loading flickering state chad

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: talented umber trailer park hunting ground

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: startled windowlicker dingle berry



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: crystalline dashing sandwich

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: brilliant insane foreskin plaza

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Spectacular filthpig kitty

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular filthpig kitty

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: brilliant insane foreskin plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: thirsty boiling water

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Greedy supple university affirmative action

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: thirsty boiling water

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic soggy athletic conference

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Angry Sapphire Center

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Snowy Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored impertinent boltzmann

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mentally impaired genital piercing scourge upon the earth

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic soggy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Olive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: mustard shaky location incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Out-of-control temple clown

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Snowy Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: big-titted legal warrant institution

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: mustard shaky location incel

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: violent heady immigrant area

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Marvelous chrome rigor old irish cottage

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine exhilarant alpha telephone

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: coiffed glittery cuck

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Snowy Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Olive office

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: startled windowlicker dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Startling Turdskin Brunch



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Very tactful exciting principal's office



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: violent heady immigrant area



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Sinister odious organic girlfriend



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Talking corner double fault

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Big Amber Associate

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: 180 Clear Volcanic Crater Psychic

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: stirring seedy theater stage

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)