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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
Red trust fund
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
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Concupiscible area
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
hideous comical spot
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
hideous comical spot
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
hideous comical spot
  07/16/26
good at computer
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
slippery circlehead
  07/16/26
sand nigger
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
Slap-happy salmon kitchen
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
hideous comical spot
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
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Umber Private Investor Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
Sticky foreskin
  07/16/26
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balding box office
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
insecure temple
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
hideous comical spot
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
Slap-happy salmon kitchen
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
Slap-happy salmon kitchen
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
vigorous splenetic step-uncle's house coffee pot
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
vigorous splenetic step-uncle's house coffee pot
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
jade appetizing legend
  07/16/26
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Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
...
hideous comical spot
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
Bronze mental disorder
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
Bronze mental disorder
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
Lascivious Slate Property Son Of Senegal
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
Cheese-eating flirting theater jew
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
Slap-happy salmon kitchen
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
Mustard mind-boggling menage goal in life
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma
  08/10/26
trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday,...
shekky abramowitz
  08/14/26
trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but th...
shekky abramowitz
  08/18/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004522)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Red trust fund

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

you are into lobsters huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004534)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible area



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: hideous comical spot

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004527)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004536)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: hideous comical spot

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004545)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: hideous comical spot

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

good at computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004551)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: slippery circlehead

i'm gonna vomit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004573)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

sand nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004575)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy salmon kitchen

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: hideous comical spot

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Umber Private Investor Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Sticky foreskin

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: balding box office



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: insecure temple

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: hideous comical spot

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy salmon kitchen

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Slap-happy salmon kitchen

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: vigorous splenetic step-uncle's house coffee pot

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous splenetic step-uncle's house coffee pot

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: jade appetizing legend

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: hideous comical spot



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze mental disorder

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Bronze mental disorder

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Lascivious Slate Property Son Of Senegal

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Cheese-eating flirting theater jew

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Slap-happy salmon kitchen

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Mustard mind-boggling menage goal in life

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Striped Hyena Friendly Grandma

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50057616)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained))

trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday, which was really cool, and then a ghost tour at night. today, we did a whale watching boat (kind of a bust - we saw some porpoises and a huge sun fish but no whales - 3.5 hours), then a trolly tour that was about 2 hours that took us to a lighthouse.

going to old orchard beach tomorrow, which has rides and stuff, then maybe this wildlife preserve. canobie lake park came highly recommended, but i got outvoted on that. too much time.

sunday we're driving to boston, then monday we will do one of those duck tours, and i guess some other shit. we fly home monday evening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50068647)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained))

trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but that's the risk you take.

saturday, we went to old orchard beach and rode rides. got in the water for like 5 minutes and it was insanely cold.

sunday, we drove to boston and on the way stopped at a huge chinese restaurant called Kowloon for lunch. did a duck tour (which was actually pretty awesome), then went to the top of the prudential tower then italian for dinner.

yesterday, we did this optical illusion museum (i feel like every city has one of these), which the kids liked, then the paul revere house and then the boston tea party boat/museum, which was much better than i thought it would be. then we walked to boston common, then came home. flight was 1.5 hrs delayed because a bunch of air traffic controllers apparently called out or some shit.

definitely going back next year but will stay longer and go farther north and make our way down south. maybe bangor/acadia to portland to boston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2/#50076048)