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why can't boner police get a job?

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Sienna site
  07/10/25
he's raging here 24/7
tan unhinged orchestra pit
  07/10/25
would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and no...
laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getti...
jet partner
  07/10/25
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laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh
brindle bateful business firm azn
  07/10/25
(cho-tier gookcel)
jet partner
  07/10/25
most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do an...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
hegemon is a short jew welfare queen
jet partner
  07/10/25
i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon wo...
laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after...
jet partner
  07/10/25
you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are...
laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
you're a short gay jew don't be mad at me about it go be ...
jet partner
  07/10/25
not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
"scrumprole methheads are scrappy" this is 100%...
Big Elastic Band
  07/10/25
its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his famil...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and wo...
laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass a...
jet partner
  07/10/25
odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted tu...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. x...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
simp
jet partner
  07/10/25
do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have...
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
"rinkedin?"
jet partner
  07/10/25
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Aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth hominid
  07/10/25
ride or die dickrider
Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/11/25
? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack
ruby ratface university
  07/10/25
Job interviewers hate him!
stimulating ebony office really tough guy
  07/10/25
Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police ...
tan unhinged orchestra pit
  07/10/25
indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with thei...
jet partner
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI
tan unhinged orchestra pit
  07/10/25
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laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
cool browncope man
jet partner
  07/10/25
https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y
Sienna site
  07/10/25
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tan unhinged orchestra pit
  07/10/25
LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this d...
laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
  07/10/25
wait. isnt he a cop?
frisky weed whacker
  07/10/25
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Peach bbw
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Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency
  07/10/25
GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok
trip cruel-hearted ticket booth pisswyrm
  07/10/25
do you think BP gets an allowance? probably lives with h...
brindle bateful business firm azn
  07/10/25
“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.” ...
jet partner
  07/10/25
I have a chill 180 life. Literally went on a hike in the...
brindle bateful business firm azn
  07/10/25
I hope you get over being korean one day
jet partner
  07/10/25
1) phenotype 2) stupidity 3) mental illness 4) and ...
Supple digit ratio
  07/10/25
That Tufts shit is too funny lmao
Cobalt hideous windowlicker address
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laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping
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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Sienna site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089636)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: tan unhinged orchestra pit

he's raging here 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089640)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping

would you hire him? i suspect he's maf and mental irl and not just on here.

if he got a job, he'd probably keep it for 3-4 weeks tops. his supervisor would notice something was off within a day or two but try to stick with it and rehabilitate him, to no avail. luckily for the business, the job he holds can be filled with an unskilled retard in 30 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089641)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: jet partner

(jew that got fired from several firms because he kept getting fucked by trannies instead of doing work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089649)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089655)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: brindle bateful business firm azn

he gives off incel school shooter vibes tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089664)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: jet partner

(cho-tier gookcel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089679)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

most neet incels do but 99.9% are far too timid irl to do anything. for example bp is raging at mpa here even though he could confront him irl.

all the actual tough guys i know dont act like it online. hegemon is a good example. he might comment calmly he'd destroy someone irl but theres no rage or emotion behind it. only people that are weak losers online seek tough guy validation online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089686)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: jet partner

hegemon is a short jew welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089692)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping

i've never seen either one of you, and it's clear hegemon would beat you worse than that former NHL player did that guy on the golf course a few days ago.

you'd have trouble beating benzo up, and that's if you didn't immediately try to back down and diffuse the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089704)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: jet partner

hegeheeb would be picking his teeth out of his asshole after about 30 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089711)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping

you're clearly an impotent pussy. i have no idea who you are irl or what your physique is but you are clearly a bitchmade fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089715)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: jet partner

you're a short gay jew

don't be mad at me about it go be mad at God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089732)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

not flame id put my money on benzo. scumproles methheads are scrappy and he's 2-0 against his grandmom and sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Big Elastic Band

"scrumprole methheads are scrappy"

this is 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089786)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

its also 100% true hes undefeated in bouts against his family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089800)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping

bp has, guaranteed, never been in a fight in his life and would probably cower like a bitch if someone got in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089699)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: jet partner

"I'm tough because I'm a jew that takes it up the ass and listens to gay music"

well put zurich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089706)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

odd case that all the internet tough guys that get outted turn out to be weak and non-threatening irl like spaceporn and bp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089712)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

according to gjr he's super sheepish, timid and aspie irl. xo is an outlet for his rage because he's so cucked, i doubt hes like this outwardly irl.

he's an indolent potato nigger and would get fired for getting drunk on the clock and not completing his work. then he'd go online and rage about indians taking jobs (i.e. the ones that actually do the work he is unable to do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089666)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: jet partner

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089677)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

do you have any successful siblings? and if not, do you have any shame that your parents invested and sacrificed so much for you and just for you to turn out this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089696)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: jet partner

"rinkedin?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089703)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49091717)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency

ride or die dickrider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49093229)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: ruby ratface university

? He's keeping busy planning a domestic terror attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089652)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: stimulating ebony office really tough guy

Job interviewers hate him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089653)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: tan unhinged orchestra pit

Interview Script: Indian Manager (Ravi) vs. Boner Police

Setting: A small office in a tech company. Ravi, a calm and professional Indian manager, sits across from Boner Police (BP), a red-faced, fuming white supremacist in a camouflage cap, here for a job interview.

Ravi: (smiling warmly) Welcome, Mr… uh, Boner Police? Interesting name! I’m Ravi Sharma, HR manager. Let’s get started. Can you tell me about yourself?

BP: (scowling, arms crossed) Name’s Boner Police, and I ain’t here for your curry-slurpin’ nonsense. I’m a patriot, born and bred in the REAL America. I fix things, break things, and keep the riff-raff out. That’s all you need to know.

Ravi: (unfazed, jotting notes) Fascinating! So, you’re into… crowd control? Let’s talk skills. This is a software engineering role. Do you have experience with, say, Python or Java?

BP: (snorts) Python? Sounds like a snake, and I don’t trust snakes. Java? Ain’t that coffee? Look, I don’t need your fancy code. I got a computer once, deleted half the internet by accident. That’s power, Ravi. You hiring me or what?

Ravi: (chuckling lightly) Deleting the internet is… quite a feat! Let’s pivot. Can you describe a time you worked in a diverse team?

BP: (slamming fist on table) Diverse? I don’t do "diverse." I worked with my cousin Cletus and his dog, Freedom. Best team ever. No foreigners, no funny accents, just pure American muscle. You got a problem with that?

Ravi: (still smiling) No problem at all! Diversity can mean many things—like diverse skills. For example, our team loves spicy food Fridays. Do you enjoy a good biryani or perhaps some samosas?

BP: (eyes narrowing) Spicy food? That’s a globalist plot to burn out my taste buds! I eat hot dogs—American hot dogs—with ketchup only. None of your weird spices. You tryin’ to colonize my stomach?

Ravi: (laughing) Colonize? Oh, no, just trying to share the love of a good masala! Okay, let’s try this: how do you handle conflict in the workplace?

BP: (grinning menacingly) Conflict? I grab it by the throat and choke it out. Last guy who crossed me at the gas station got a face full of my patriotic fist. You got any snowflakes here need sortin’ out?

Ravi: (raising an eyebrow) We prefer… less physical solutions. Maybe a team meeting or a nice chai to cool tempers. Tell me, Boner Police, what motivates you to join our company?

BP: (leaning forward) I heard you got woke policies, and I’m here to fix that. I’ll make this place great again. No more of this “inclusive” garbage. Just hard work, guns, and glory. You with me, Ravi?

Ravi: (nodding thoughtfully) I see passion! We love passion. But our company values collaboration and respect. Maybe you could… channel that energy into, say, debugging code with a team?

BP: (sputtering) Debuggin’? Respect? I don’t respect nobody who ain’t from my zip code! And don’t you dare put me with some nerds who talk in binary. I’m Boner Police, not Boner Geek Squad!

Ravi: (grinning) Fair enough! One last question: where do you see yourself in five years?

BP: (puffing chest) Emperor of a pure, no-nonsense America. No offense, Ravi, but you’d probably be deported by then. Nothin’ personal.

Ravi: (laughing heartily) Oh, Boner Police, you’re a character! I think we’ll pass on the emperor vibe, but I’ll keep your resume for… crowd control openings. Thanks for coming in!

BP: (storming out) Your loss, Ravi! I’m takin’ my talents to the militia! mutters Curry-eatin’ corporate sellout…

Ravi: (calling after him) Best of luck! And try some naan—it’s life-changing!

End scene.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089721)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: jet partner

indians have fantasies like this and then go fight with their dad about stocking shelves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089744)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: tan unhinged orchestra pit

https://imgur.com/a/5qklyWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089745)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089748)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: jet partner

cool browncope man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089749)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Sienna site

https://imgur.com/u0Tjc5y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089756)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: tan unhinged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089762)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping

LMAO. again, imagine your bitch getting plucked up by this dude. good god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089831)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: frisky weed whacker

wait. isnt he a cop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089788)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Peach bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089904)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cruise Ship National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49090803)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: trip cruel-hearted ticket booth pisswyrm

GJR just isn’t a sexual person ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49089880)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: brindle bateful business firm azn

do you think BP gets an allowance?

probably lives with his parents, but where does he get his weed money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49090852)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: jet partner

“I’m a lazy seething gook. I hate life.”

Great poast gibberish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49090857)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: brindle bateful business firm azn

I have a chill 180 life.

Literally went on a hike in the alps today.

What did you do today besides angrily post all day you sad little man.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49090873)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: jet partner

I hope you get over being korean one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49091731)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Supple digit ratio

1) phenotype

2) stupidity

3) mental illness

4) and most importantly, TUFTS degree stain on resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49091718)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cobalt hideous windowlicker address

That Tufts shit is too funny lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49092194)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: laughsome cheese-eating institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49092944)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: tan unhinged orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748642&forum_id=2/#49093162)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Supple digit ratio



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