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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
chestnut turdskin
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: electric violent striped hyena personal credit line

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: electric violent striped hyena personal credit line

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: titillating indian lodge party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: supple sanctuary

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: turquoise drunken kitty

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: turquoise drunken kitty

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: irate corn cake theater

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: hairraiser salmon haunted graveyard affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: underhanded prole base

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mewling Roast Beef Hissy Fit

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible forum rigor

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: saffron concupiscible forum rigor

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mewling Roast Beef Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: chestnut turdskin

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: mint rigpig

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: chestnut turdskin

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Tantric Psychic

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Coiffed filthpig

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Rose disgusting nursing home milk



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Racy Shaky Organic Girlfriend Feces

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: 180 locus international law enforcement agency

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Tantric Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Low-t mustard sandwich ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: exhilarant onyx station



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Erotic community account goal in life

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Rose disgusting nursing home milk



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Diverse gaming laptop

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx station

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered Walnut Heaven Newt

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: startling location

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bateful overrated tank stage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Sable locale blood rage

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Rose disgusting nursing home milk



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Low-t mustard sandwich ape

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: hairraiser salmon haunted graveyard affirmative action



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic up-to-no-good weed whacker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: electric violent striped hyena personal credit line



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlour



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Walnut Heaven Newt



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: laughsome set

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Opaque Autistic Kitchen Hairy Legs

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Chrome Trip Principal's Office Persian

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: titillating indian lodge party of the first part

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)