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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Supple orchestra pit
  12/29/15
b!
provocative at-the-ready tanning salon
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C
cracking stage corn cake
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Pea-brained hissy fit stead
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c
Boyish Forum
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a
exciting lodge
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a
seedy party of the first part
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
provocative at-the-ready tanning salon
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Supple orchestra pit
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...
Pea-brained hissy fit stead
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
provocative at-the-ready tanning salon
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Crimson Unholy Pit
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Pea-brained hissy fit stead
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?
Crimson Unholy Pit
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Pea-brained hissy fit stead
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Supple orchestra pit
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Pea-brained hissy fit stead
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c for sure
Crimson Unholy Pit
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C
seedy party of the first part
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c
diverse institution
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Xo
cracking stage corn cake
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chaturbate
Mustard Hairy Legs
  12/30/15
C!
provocative at-the-ready tanning salon
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
provocative at-the-ready tanning salon
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Nubile Vigorous Round Eye
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Pea-brained hissy fit stead
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cracking stage corn cake
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
diverse institution
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
navy voyeur resort
  12/29/15
lol ouch
shaky station dingle berry
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Crimson Unholy Pit
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...
Appetizing Theater
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...
Pea-brained hissy fit stead
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Bespoke abode travel guidebook
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Supple orchestra pit
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2
shaky station dingle berry
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Bespoke abode travel guidebook
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police
Mustard Hairy Legs
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1
seedy party of the first part
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
cracking stage corn cake
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cracking stage corn cake
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4 and 180
diverse institution
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
diverse institution
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cracking stage corn cake
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready tanning salon

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: cracking stage corn cake

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Boyish Forum

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: exciting lodge

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: seedy party of the first part

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready tanning salon

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready tanning salon

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Crimson Unholy Pit

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Crimson Unholy Pit

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Crimson Unholy Pit

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: seedy party of the first part

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: diverse institution

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: cracking stage corn cake

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Mustard Hairy Legs

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready tanning salon

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: provocative at-the-ready tanning salon

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Nubile Vigorous Round Eye

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: cracking stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: diverse institution

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: navy voyeur resort

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: shaky station dingle berry

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Crimson Unholy Pit

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Appetizing Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Pea-brained hissy fit stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Bespoke abode travel guidebook

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Supple orchestra pit

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: shaky station dingle berry

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Bespoke abode travel guidebook

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Mustard Hairy Legs

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: seedy party of the first part

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: cracking stage corn cake

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: cracking stage corn cake



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: diverse institution

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: diverse institution

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: cracking stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: onyx bateful casino death wish

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: erotic avocado garrison



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: heady den

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2/#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: red black woman



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