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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
puce effete parlor
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Electric Messiness Garrison
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Startling spot
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
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His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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Abusive brass stage
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
adulterous iridescent goyim regret
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
adulterous iridescent goyim regret
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Aphrodisiac startled corner newt
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Light Sadistic Yarmulke
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Height?
useless step-uncle's house
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5'7" - 5'8"
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
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Flickering Galvanic Weed Whacker University
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
glittery rigor range
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shots fired
haunting puppy
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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honey-headed dilemma hairy legs
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
beady-eyed theatre prole
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Irradiated trump supporter
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
swashbuckling cruise ship french chef
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Electric Messiness Garrison
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Stubborn vengeful resort
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Purple school cafeteria
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: puce effete parlor

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Electric Messiness Garrison

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Pontificating heaven

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Startling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Electric Messiness Garrison

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Garnet titillating filthpig pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: floppy lime market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: slimy base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate bonkers codepig

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: adulterous iridescent goyim regret

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Abusive brass stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: adulterous iridescent goyim regret

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: adulterous iridescent goyim regret

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac startled corner newt

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Light Sadistic Yarmulke

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: useless step-uncle's house

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood boiling water pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Flickering Galvanic Weed Whacker University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: glittery rigor range

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: haunting puppy

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Navy excitant legal warrant

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Purple school cafeteria

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed theatre prole

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Irradiated trump supporter

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling cruise ship french chef

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Electric Messiness Garrison

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Stubborn vengeful resort

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Purple school cafeteria

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: greedy principal's office queen of the night

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Electric Messiness Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Cowardly School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: multi-colored state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: topaz ratface marketing idea

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: honey-headed dilemma hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/#50114491)