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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
hyperventilating stubborn weed whacker
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
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This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating stubborn weed whacker

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating stubborn weed whacker

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: tan self-centered bawdyhouse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Floppy Filthpig

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Odious outnumbered police squad cruise ship

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Odious outnumbered police squad cruise ship

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged giraffe masturbator

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Motley glassy quadroon juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Boyish Volcanic Crater Property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arousing Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sandwich

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Opaque medicated karate

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Opaque medicated karate

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Useless maize nursing home cumskin

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: frozen legend

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Useless maize nursing home cumskin

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating reading party

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sadistic principal's office water buffalo

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: metal learning disabled theater



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Marvelous Range Clown

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: High-end gay wizard dragon

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating reading party



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental french chef keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: histrionic low-t locale



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: galvanic national security agency gaping

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: metal learning disabled theater



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Offensive Misanthropic Heaven

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: histrionic low-t locale

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king parlour

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: tantric vigorous mediation

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hideous zippy pozpig

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: cyan narrow-minded hissy fit

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: metal learning disabled theater



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling judgmental french chef keepsake machete

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Motley glassy quadroon juggernaut



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: multi-colored black fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating stubborn weed whacker



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Arousing Set



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king parlour



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Deranged patrolman



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: aromatic chapel

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all talented sneaky criminal generalized bond

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: cerise rebellious mad-dog skullcap stain

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: tan self-centered bawdyhouse incel

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2/#49424851)