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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
i gave my cousin head
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
40-50x more gay and autistic than you
  07/28/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
40-50x more gay and autistic than you
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
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  07/28/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
hank_scorpio
  07/28/25
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'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
Afghan HDI charts
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: 40-50x more gay and autistic than you

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138619)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: 40-50x more gay and autistic than you

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49139130)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138654)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Afghan HDI charts

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2/#49138657)