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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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rusted school
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Metal resort
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
rusted school
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Metal resort
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
rusted school
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Passionate Organic Girlfriend
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
rusted school
  07/06/25
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Fighting ruddy old irish cottage pistol
  07/06/25
18000000000000
shimmering chapel windowlicker
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Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
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Passionate Organic Girlfriend
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jet bull headed rigpig garrison
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startling saffron stage nowag
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Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Associate
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Unholy queen of the night
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bisexual roommate
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Slippery Becky
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insecure magical background story pit
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geriatric house deer antler
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Crimson degenerate
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French church building gaping
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stubborn step-uncle's house
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Brilliant Regret Psychic
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Metal resort
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
rusted school
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Metal resort
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
rusted school
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
buff stead sandwich
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
coral razzle-dazzle parlour puppy
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Crawly church wagecucks
  07/06/25
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Brilliant Regret Psychic
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
startling saffron stage nowag
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
mentally impaired adventurous personal credit line liquid oxygen
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Cracking kitty telephone
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Unholy queen of the night
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
rusted school
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
buff stead sandwich
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
rusted school
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
buff stead sandwich
  07/07/25
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Slippery Becky
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Cracking kitty telephone
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
buff stead sandwich
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Slippery Becky
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Slippery Becky
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Slippery Becky
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Carmine coiffed friendly grandma
  07/11/25
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startling saffron stage nowag
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Slippery Becky
  07/07/25
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rusted school
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
useless violet internal respiration locus
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Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold
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Slippery Becky
  07/11/25
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rusted school
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
smoky provocative state
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Crimson degenerate
  07/11/25
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rusted school
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
white multi-colored school cafeteria depressive
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: rusted school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Metal resort

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: rusted school

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Metal resort

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: rusted school

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Passionate Organic Girlfriend

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: rusted school

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Fighting ruddy old irish cottage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: shimmering chapel windowlicker

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: jet bull headed rigpig garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: startling saffron stage nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Trailer Park Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Unholy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bisexual roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Slippery Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: insecure magical background story pit



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: geriatric house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crimson degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: French church building gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: stubborn step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Brilliant Regret Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Metal resort

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: rusted school

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Metal resort

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: rusted school

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: buff stead sandwich

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle parlour puppy

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Crawly church wagecucks

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Brilliant Regret Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: startling saffron stage nowag

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired adventurous personal credit line liquid oxygen

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Cracking kitty telephone

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Unholy queen of the night

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: rusted school

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: buff stead sandwich

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rusted school

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: buff stead sandwich

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Slippery Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Cracking kitty telephone

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: buff stead sandwich

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Slippery Becky

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Slippery Becky

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Slippery Becky

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Carmine coiffed friendly grandma

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: startling saffron stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Slippery Becky

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: rusted school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: useless violet internal respiration locus

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Emerald Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Slippery Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: rusted school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: smoky provocative state

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crimson degenerate

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: rusted school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: white multi-colored school cafeteria depressive

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235)