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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Swashbuckling market nibblets
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Swashbuckling market nibblets
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
razzle harsh shitlib
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
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House-broken nudist quadroon
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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Amber gas station feces
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razzle harsh shitlib
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fragrant low-t trump supporter dilemma
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slippery multi-colored piazza
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snowy trust fund
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Thriller sex offender
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startling dopamine heaven
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Aphrodisiac Mother
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Heady big-titted hospital
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stimulating kitchen roast beef
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doobsian whorehouse death wish
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Amber gas station feces
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Swashbuckling market nibblets
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Amber gas station feces
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Amber gas station feces
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Swashbuckling market nibblets
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Amber gas station feces
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
indecent mediation
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Amber gas station feces
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
mind-boggling church building
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Arousing library fat ankles
  07/06/25
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doobsian whorehouse death wish
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
slippery multi-colored piazza
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
excitant disrespectful friendly grandma
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap resort
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
snowy trust fund
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
indecent mediation
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
indecent mediation
  07/07/25
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supple personal credit line faggotry
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap resort
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
indecent mediation
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
supple personal credit line faggotry
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
supple personal credit line faggotry
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
supple personal credit line faggotry
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Cowardly sanctuary
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Cowardly sanctuary
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slippery multi-colored piazza
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
supple personal credit line faggotry
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Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Up-to-no-good Office Skinny Woman
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Amber gas station feces
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supple personal credit line faggotry
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Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Dead pozpig property
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Aphrodisiac Mother
  07/11/25
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Carnelian cracking macaca
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
hairraiser mood
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling market nibblets

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling market nibblets

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: razzle harsh shitlib

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: House-broken nudist quadroon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: salmon sweet tailpipe toilet seat

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Amber gas station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: razzle harsh shitlib



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: fragrant low-t trump supporter dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: slippery multi-colored piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: chestnut new version masturbator



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: snowy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: lavender dog poop principal's office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Thriller sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: startling dopamine heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Heady big-titted hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: stimulating kitchen roast beef



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: doobsian whorehouse death wish



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling market nibblets

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling market nibblets

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: indecent mediation

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling church building

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Arousing library fat ankles

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: doobsian whorehouse death wish



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: slippery multi-colored piazza

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: excitant disrespectful friendly grandma

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap resort

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: snowy trust fund

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: indecent mediation

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: indecent mediation

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mad-dog skullcap resort

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: indecent mediation

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cowardly sanctuary

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: slippery multi-colored piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Office Skinny Woman

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Amber gas station feces



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: supple personal credit line faggotry



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Dead pozpig property

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Carnelian cracking macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: hairraiser mood

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235)