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just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49226172) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 12:19 PM Author: spruce mexican Make the price higher than average to filter out minorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49226173) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Gaped hall what about a prominent sign "no kfc for 20 miles" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49226182) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad If I have to approve each booking will I get banned if I just don't approve niggers or turds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49226183) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:36 PM Author: spruce mexican Within seconds
You have to preemptively make them filter themselves |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad cant i just say "whoops didnt see my phone"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49226210) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Update: first booking is a nigger. LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229868) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:47 PM Author: spruce mexican did u seriously NOT listen to the ONE instruction i gave u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229892) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad theres like no nigs where i live and the closest major city is also very very not nig, so i figured i'd set a lower price to get some good reviews going and then jack it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229894) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:50 PM Author: spruce mexican god ur stupid
1st off nigs come in all colors so you have to shield your self from nigs no matter where you are
second i swear to god there is some government program where they will pay for any niggers "reasonably" priced airbnb
and they will bring like 50 fucking people to ur place and blast music and smoke weed and ur neighbors will call the cops and threaten to sue you |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad hmm that's no bueno but on the plus side i am in the countryside and there's not really any "neighbors" per se, maybe i can smoke weed with them lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229898) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 11:58 PM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold did you really base your plan on the idea that people would come from the nearby areas and not be travelling from far away to your airbnb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229910) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad well, yes, but also do niggers travel beyond vegas and various carnival cruises? i live in a small town that is mostly white that doesnt have any real major attractions for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229916) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:01 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold then why the fuck would people who live within driving distance book a stay at your shithole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229921) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad hey its not a shithole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229926) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold so people will want to come from some distance to stay there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229928) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:04 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad i dont wanna out myself here but theres a fair amount of semi local tourism to this area so i was thinking the majority of bookers will be from nearby city, i dont really think inner city teens will stay here and indeed i havent seen any such demographic when out and about here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229930) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold so you're renting out a country house with no tourist attractions and hoping for good guests? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229939) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad theres plenty of local attractions but nothing major to draw in guests from around the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229941) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold it is cheap and not in the city, that is what draws in guests (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229952) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad will you come stay at my house? i can be naked and on my knees upon checkin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229953) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold a/s/l (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229956) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:12 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad 16/f/cali (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229958) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM Author: Rebellious tanning salon cuckold 17/f/fl, teehee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229961) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad wanna trade boob pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229963) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM Author: Fuchsia violent space wrinkle lmao it's just some random fucking house in the middle of nowhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49229960) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:07 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad So the first booking (nig) just checked out. She booked it in advance and was actually the fourth guest I've had. They left the place in pretty good condition and I regret the racism. So far I am digging this - I much prefer texting ppl, washing sheets, and vacuuming to being a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49290249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Nubile trip bawdyhouse old irish cottage Lol ur gonna have a bad time if you ever honestly account for your expenses and time. The first time you have to spend a day unclogging the shitter after a bachelorette weekend you'll more than wipe out ur few hundred dollars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49290279) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad I don't collect things, I collect experiences tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49290341) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49290346) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:37 AM Author: gay pozpig gunner jfc u are a furking maid, i cld never do that shit just hire some furking beaner bitch jfc, cant u add some fraud cleaning fee on airbnb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49363448) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.
Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.
Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.
The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.
I am a licensed lawyer btw. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad so these fucking spics are gonna stiff me on that $20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49360868) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:30 PM Author: Grizzly maniacal library You sound like a good host. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49360872) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Ty Amanda Reckonwith, welcome to stay any time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49360883) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Electric nighttime headpube happy it's going well. lol at people leaving GLITTER everywhere jfc
edit: is this an investment property, or cottage or something? it's not your actual residence is it |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:20 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad It's my former residence, built a bigger home.
Those glitter spics that left the jewelry - I mailed it and it was delivered yesterday, no acknowledgment that they even received it and of course they haven't reimbursed my shipping expense. I think I will give them a couple more days then hit em with DAT ONE STAR |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Update: They ended up paying me $20. I spent it on a book about some birdshit that walked across Japan in the 70s (https://www.amazon.com/Roads-Sata-2000-Mile-Through-Japan/dp/1568361874) and am awaiting delivery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457218) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: honey-headed lascivious cuck stain Isn't that a risk because they will one star you back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457431) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:39 PM Author: excitant jet dragon codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49360888) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Ruddy Rough-skinned Native Are you still working as a lawyer?
Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Yeah - my target with this is only about $20-30k per year. It's too much work to scale this to have more properties and at that point I'd need to hire cleaners and I'd be at risk of a downturn, etc. Right now I wfh right next to it and I just pop over at check out to clean for the next guest, usually take lunch after that, then get back to poasting or billing. No easter eggs, suggestions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49360945) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Ruddy Rough-skinned Native The cabin is a great base for your adventures in Green Mountain National Forest, at Stratton, or pretty much wherever you want. It features a renovated kitchen, four big bedrooms, and two livings room. You'll be glad to stay here and see what unfolds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49362433) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 6:24 AM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49363437) |
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Date: November 18th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Just got a $10 cash tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49440755) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Autistic heady multi-billionaire i bet none of your law clients tip for shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457415) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Actually got my first LAW TIP of $150 this year lmao not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457985) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Just had my first Chinese guests. There were Chinese takeout containers at the top of the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49454380) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Apoplectic Orchid Police Squad Also forgot to add but I am now a super host and guest favorite. I have 22 5-star reviews. One faggot rated me 4 stars and gave me a "2" for communication, despite the fact he never once contacted me or anything. The fuck was he expecting? My stats show I always respond within an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457214) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Autistic heady multi-billionaire how do people become 'super hosts' and 'guest favorites'? i thought i saw some airbnb types bitching about superhosts not appearing as promenently in search results or smth like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457418) |
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Date: November 24th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Irradiated chest-beating plaza hunting ground After You get a lot of 5 star reviews you’ll become a super host. And no, It’s the opposite…super hosts will be more visible in searches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49457423) |
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Date: November 28th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona Check out time is 11 and I saw the guest leave from my peeking area in my house and I went over there and the house was cluttered with their shit. So I texted and it's a WGWBG couple and the guy said his mom "thought check out was at 1" and she just arrived at their house for breakfast. I have another guest checking in at 3, if this nig isn't packed up (LJL at them running on time) I'm just gonna bag her shit up and let her come grab it. When is check out ever at 1 anywhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49467839) |
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Date: November 28th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona FFS. This nig brought his momma and they stole all the complimentary water/tea bottles from the fridge and also the aveeno body wash; they LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN (granted it was like the drink door and not the full size door but it still allowed warm air into the entire fridge). I mean what the fuck. Are these niggas living in some apartment with the old school big ass white fridge, was this too complicated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2/#49468296) |