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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Kink-friendly Psychic
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Comical Gaped Karate
  10/24/16
...
twinkling fighting jew toaster
  01/03/17
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slate patrolman hospital
  02/20/18
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Sexy house-broken base
  06/03/19
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peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  10/14/20
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abusive thriller travel guidebook
  01/25/16
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glassy mexican
  01/25/16
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mentally impaired house
  01/25/16
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Umber Nubile Faggotry
  01/25/16
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french copper property reading party
  01/25/16
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mentally impaired house
  01/25/16
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Umber Nubile Faggotry
  01/25/16
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wine volcanic crater
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
adulterous pozpig
  01/25/16
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very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
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Flesh location goal in life
  01/25/16
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Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
...
boyish scarlet university circlehead
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Milky at-the-ready chapel tank
  01/25/16
...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  01/25/16
...
Kink-friendly Psychic
  01/26/16
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titillating soggy toilet seat
  01/26/16
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supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
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Drunken Appetizing Mediation
  11/27/16
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adulterous pozpig
  06/13/17
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Crimson arrogant main people
  12/19/17
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Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/24/18
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flushed spectacular resort boltzmann
  06/10/24
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Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
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wonderful gaping
  10/24/16
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twinkling fighting jew toaster
  11/27/16
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adulterous pozpig
  01/23/17
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irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
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adulterous pozpig
  04/20/17
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adulterous pozpig
  02/20/18
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adulterous pozpig
  05/24/18
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deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol
  09/26/21
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Opaque slippery spot police squad
  03/12/22
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flushed spectacular resort boltzmann
  05/15/22
...
flushed spectacular resort boltzmann
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Violet rehab rigpig
  01/25/16
Brutal
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
provocative wild dopamine
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Odious turdskin milk
  01/25/16
toxic
Cream range water buffalo
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
charismatic genital piercing set
  01/25/16
...
glassy mexican
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
...
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/25/16
damnit
Plum Half-breed
  01/25/16
...
mentally impaired house
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
jfc
adulterous pozpig
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mentally impaired house
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
adulterous pozpig
  01/25/16
Cr
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
hm
Histrionic electric furnace bbw
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
wait
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/25/16
...
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
charismatic genital piercing set
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic therapy blood rage
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Violet rehab rigpig
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
adulterous pozpig
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Violet rehab rigpig
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/25/16
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  01/25/16
...
Sticky vivacious marketing idea
  01/25/16
...
Plum Half-breed
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/25/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Impertinent mad cow disease becky
  01/25/16
...
light arousing foreskin
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Exhilarant flatulent old irish cottage
  01/25/16
...
Odious turdskin milk
  01/25/16
...
boyish scarlet university circlehead
  01/25/16
damn
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/25/16
...
Elite trailer park
  01/25/16
O LORD
Self-absorbed Flirting Church Building
  01/25/16
jfc
Well-lubricated passionate shrine
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  01/25/16
...
mentally impaired house
  01/25/16
Lmao
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
...
sienna stead incel
  01/25/16
...
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/26/16
...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  02/15/16
...
razzle rose church
  07/08/17
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Fantasy-prone Maize Forum
  07/08/17
...
pearly lettuce
  07/08/17
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  10/27/17
...
Translucent razzmatazz degenerate
  12/26/17
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  05/24/18
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  03/16/20
...
bull headed roommate
  02/18/22
...
Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Milky at-the-ready chapel tank
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Plum Half-breed
  01/25/16
ouch
amethyst national
  01/26/16
poison
exciting den
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping Personal Credit Line
  01/26/16
180
Kink-friendly Psychic
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Vigorous gay wizard windowlicker
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
black organic girlfriend
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
salmon temple
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Fragrant lime really tough guy sound barrier
  09/27/16
...
Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account
  12/26/17
...
supple native affirmative action
  08/12/19
180
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Onyx address regret
  01/27/16
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  01/27/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Awkward kitty cat
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Awkward kitty cat
  02/02/16
...
lemon hissy fit locale
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Diverse anal gunner crotch
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
crawly vibrant area
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
shaky electric center
  02/24/16
18000000
chocolate startling sanctuary stock car
  03/04/16
165
racy haunted graveyard
  03/04/16
...
big smoky rigor stage
  05/19/16
chilling
Razzle-dazzle Private Investor Round Eye
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
fishy piazza
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Talented bawdyhouse
  01/03/17
oh my.
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  01/23/17
toxic
laughsome feces cuck
  03/13/17
...
irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
...
Sticky vivacious marketing idea
  04/02/17
...
Nighttime theatre
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Coiffed Fanboi New Version
  07/08/17
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  10/27/17
mother of god
Fantasy-prone Maize Forum
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
dead station laser beams
  10/27/17
JFC
beady-eyed gas station
  10/27/17
...
mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king
  12/26/17
...
contagious magenta lodge
  12/26/17
ouch
Federal Hell
  02/20/18
...
Blue zippy national security agency
  02/20/18
...
Demanding Sex Offender
  01/16/19
...
cracking dark telephone son of senegal
  08/09/19
...
deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
indecent knife
  07/28/25
...
Cerise boiling water parlour
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
marvelous brunch
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Soul-stirring sapphire home idiot
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
boyish scarlet university circlehead
  01/25/16
...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  01/25/16
...
shimmering pontificating point
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
toxic
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/25/16
TY bro
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Glittery love of her life principal's office
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
provocative wild dopamine
  10/27/17
...
ruddy excitant institution
  10/27/17
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  05/24/18
...
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
pale hideous field
  10/27/17
credited advice
Federal Hell
  05/24/18
even more toxic
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
bright dysfunction
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Aromatic stain dilemma
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
lol
Canary Motley Macaca
  06/01/17
...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Kink-friendly Psychic
  01/26/16
...
Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Lmao
Garnet double fault fat ankles
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
adulterous pozpig
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/25/16
lmao true
black organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account
  12/26/17
Haha
Stimulating iridescent lay brethren
  03/19/20
...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Glittery love of her life principal's office
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
heady charcoal trump supporter
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
coral sneaky criminal useless brakes
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
pale hideous field
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Fragrant lime really tough guy sound barrier
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
180 brilliant casino
  06/03/19
oh no
salmon temple
  08/08/19
LOL
Costumed Olive Deer Antler French Chef
  03/16/20
JFC
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  03/19/20
Update?
bull headed roommate
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
stirring cruise ship hominid
  01/25/16
...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  05/19/16
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
Cr
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
...
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
...
marvelous brunch
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Ungodly Galvanic Messiness
  01/26/16
...
Ungodly Galvanic Messiness
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
abusive thriller travel guidebook
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
razzle rose church
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Kink-friendly Psychic
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
abusive thriller travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
mahogany coffee pot pervert
  01/16/19
...
Stimulating iridescent lay brethren
  03/16/20
...
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/26/16
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  03/28/16
...
cracking dark telephone son of senegal
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
multi-colored persian crackhouse
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Comical Gaped Karate
  10/24/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Aromatic stain dilemma
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
lascivious tan school cafeteria
  04/04/16
...
irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
*applause*
Irradiated navy headpube
  10/27/17
...
deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
pale hideous field
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
...
transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate
  01/26/16
...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Describe
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
hairless nudist heaven
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
Fuck
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/26/16
cq's!
black organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  03/19/20
...
irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Bateful Massive Internal Respiration Sandwich
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/26/16
except for your autism
marvelous brunch
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
...
Federal Hell
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
hairless nudist heaven
  01/26/16
...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
...
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/26/16
...
Trip hyperventilating ratface
  01/23/17
...
irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
...
razzle rose church
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
impressive corn cake
  01/26/16
underrated
Comical Gaped Karate
  01/26/16
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  02/15/16
...
twinkling fighting jew toaster
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
cerebral swollen cuckold
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
jfc
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Topaz death wish stage
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
do u love it
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
Purple bossy voyeur newt
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
adulterous pozpig
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
jet aphrodisiac indian lodge
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
brass jap
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Plum Half-breed
  01/26/16
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  01/26/16
...
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
hairless nudist heaven
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim
  01/26/16
JFC
underhanded elastic band
  01/26/16
180
Wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
ultramarine digit ratio
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
...
brass jap
  01/26/16
...
brass jap
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
180 twist
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
THIS
Aromatic stain dilemma
  01/26/16
...
Mauve Quadroon Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
wine volcanic crater
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
wine volcanic crater
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
black organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
supple native affirmative action
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Claret floppy library ape
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
black organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
bat shit crazy cordovan scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Plum Half-breed
  01/26/16
...
boyish scarlet university circlehead
  01/26/16
180
senate alpha
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/27/16
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Awkward kitty cat
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
blathering parlor
  05/19/16
repost please
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
blathering parlor
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
jet aphrodisiac indian lodge
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Aromatic stain dilemma
  01/26/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  01/26/16
...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  01/27/16
180.
Crimson arrogant main people
  01/27/16
...
Mauve Quadroon Striped Hyena
  01/29/16
...
fishy piazza
  01/31/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
frum place of business
  02/02/16
brave
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  02/03/16
...
bull headed roommate
  02/22/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Carmine Pisswyrm
  02/22/16
...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig
  03/08/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  09/27/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  03/04/16
...
adulterous pozpig
  04/04/16
...
Sticky vivacious marketing idea
  04/04/16
cr
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  04/20/16
...
bull headed roommate
  05/11/16
...
Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night
  05/11/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  06/17/16
...
lilac indirect expression locus
  09/27/16
...
adulterous pozpig
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
black organic girlfriend
  10/24/16
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  10/24/16
i really like it here
blathering parlor
  10/24/16
...
fishy piazza
  10/27/16
...
white meetinghouse chad
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Buff Nowag Box Office
  01/23/17
... ...
pale hideous field
  01/23/17
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  07/08/17
Lol
Carmine Pisswyrm
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Aggressive indigo menage shitlib
  01/16/19
...
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  02/11/17
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  03/13/17
...
adulterous pozpig
  03/15/17
...
irate grizzly prole corner
  03/15/17
...
fishy piazza
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Immigrant
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Primrose Ticket Booth
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  06/01/17
...
Cheese-eating Mad-dog Skullcap School
  06/01/17
...
Crimson arrogant main people
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Sick Pocket Flask
  06/13/17
...
Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
red people who are hurt idea he suggested
  07/08/17
...
Angry dog poop
  08/18/17
...
adulterous pozpig
  09/25/17
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  10/27/17
...
mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
disrespectful pit
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
disrespectful pit
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
white meetinghouse chad
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
brindle naked space tattoo
  05/24/18
...
very tactful garrison antidepressant drug
  07/25/18
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  05/17/18
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
poppy stag film boistinker
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  07/25/18
...
titillating soggy toilet seat
  07/25/18
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/16/19
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Aggressive indigo menage shitlib
  01/16/19
Jfc
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
honey-headed nibblets
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
wine volcanic crater
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Puce jewess nursing home
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Puce jewess nursing home
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Puce jewess nursing home
  01/17/19
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  04/08/19
...
Tantric potus public bath
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king
  04/09/19
...
Puce jewess nursing home
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Puce jewess nursing home
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
green step-uncle's house halford
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  06/03/19
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
crawly vibrant area
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Puce jewess nursing home
  06/03/19
...
peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Puce jewess nursing home
  08/08/19
...
Puce jewess nursing home
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
associate faggot firefighter
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
orange office hairy legs
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
associate faggot firefighter
  08/12/19
...
associate faggot firefighter
  03/16/20
...
effete abode
  02/02/20
...
adulterous pozpig
  03/14/20
...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  03/16/20
...
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  09/30/20
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tanning salon
  08/27/21
...
adulterous pozpig
  09/13/21
...
Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry
  09/26/21
...
bistre up-to-no-good mother
  10/11/21
...
deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol
  10/11/21
bump
snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike
  03/12/22
...
adulterous pozpig
  01/05/23
...
bull headed roommate
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Jade site selfie
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Pink juggernaut legal warrant
  10/13/23
...
Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon
  01/03/24
...
High-end aquamarine business firm mood
  08/09/24
...
bull headed roommate
  07/28/25
...
flickering ceo black woman
  12/29/25
...
Startled cumskin
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Gay codepig
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Psychic

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Comical Gaped Karate

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Umber Nubile Faggotry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Milky at-the-ready chapel tank

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: twinkling fighting jew toaster



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440018)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120413)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Violet rehab rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Author: Odious turdskin milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Cream range water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: charismatic genital piercing set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678509)



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Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678702)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Plum Half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mentally impaired house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678964)



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Author: Histrionic electric furnace bbw

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: charismatic genital piercing set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic therapy blood rage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Violet rehab rigpig

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Violet rehab rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



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Author: transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Impertinent mad cow disease becky

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: light arousing foreskin



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Author: Exhilarant flatulent old irish cottage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Odious turdskin milk



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated passionate shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680340)



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Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680420)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Plum Half-breed

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: amethyst national

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Author: exciting den

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Author: Kink-friendly Psychic

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: black organic girlfriend

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: salmon temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Awkward kitty cat

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Awkward kitty cat

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740482)



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Author: crawly vibrant area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: shaky electric center

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: racy haunted graveyard

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Private Investor Round Eye

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: fishy piazza

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Talented bawdyhouse

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: laughsome feces cuck

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: irate grizzly prole corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Sticky vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Nighttime theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Coiffed Fanboi New Version

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Maize Forum

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: dead station laser beams

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: contagious magenta lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Federal Hell

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Blue zippy national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Demanding Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: cracking dark telephone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: indecent knife

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Cerise boiling water parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous brunch

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sapphire home idiot

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: boyish scarlet university circlehead

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering pontificating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Glittery love of her life principal's office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: provocative wild dopamine

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: ruddy excitant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: pale hideous field

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Federal Hell

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bright dysfunction

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic stain dilemma

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Canary Motley Macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Psychic

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling state multi-billionaire

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Garnet double fault fat ankles

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Insecure Drab Friendly Grandma Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating iridescent lay brethren

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery love of her life principal's office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: heady charcoal trump supporter

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: coral sneaky criminal useless brakes

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: pale hideous field

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Fragrant lime really tough guy sound barrier

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: 180 brilliant casino

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: salmon temple

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Costumed Olive Deer Antler French Chef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: bull headed roommate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stirring cruise ship hominid

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Crimson arrogant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: impressive corn cake

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: impressive corn cake

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: impressive corn cake

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: marvelous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Ungodly Galvanic Messiness

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Ungodly Galvanic Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: abusive thriller travel guidebook

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: razzle rose church

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Psychic

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: abusive thriller travel guidebook

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: mahogany coffee pot pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating iridescent lay brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Crimson arrogant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: cracking dark telephone son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: multi-colored persian crackhouse

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Comical Gaped Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic stain dilemma

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: lascivious tan school cafeteria

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: irate grizzly prole corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Irradiated navy headpube

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: pale hideous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: impressive corn cake

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: impressive corn cake

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: transparent pea-brained masturbator doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: impressive corn cake

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: impressive corn cake

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: irate grizzly prole corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful Massive Internal Respiration Sandwich

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous brunch

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Federal Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: irate grizzly prole corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: razzle rose church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: impressive corn cake

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Comical Gaped Karate

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Crimson arrogant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: twinkling fighting jew toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: cerebral swollen cuckold

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Topaz death wish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Purple bossy voyeur newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: jet aphrodisiac indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  brass jap

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Plum Half-breed

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: hairless nudist heaven

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Curious Kitty Goyim

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: underhanded elastic band

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  Wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: ultramarine digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  brass jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  brass jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Aromatic stain dilemma

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Mauve Quadroon Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: wine volcanic crater

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: wine volcanic crater

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Gaming Laptop Theater

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: supple native affirmative action

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Claret floppy library ape

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: black organic girlfriend

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cordovan scourge upon the earth

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Plum Half-breed

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: boyish scarlet university circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  senate alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Awkward kitty cat

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  blathering parlor

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian twinkling uncleanness

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  blathering parlor

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: jet aphrodisiac indian lodge

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Aromatic stain dilemma

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Crimson arrogant main people

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Mauve Quadroon Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: fishy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  frum place of business

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bull headed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Carmine Pisswyrm

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Sticky vivacious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: bull headed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: lilac indirect expression locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: black organic girlfriend

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  blathering parlor

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: fishy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: white meetinghouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  Buff Nowag Box Office

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: pale hideous field

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Carmine Pisswyrm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Aggressive indigo menage shitlib

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: irate grizzly prole corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: fishy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Immigrant

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Primrose Ticket Booth

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Cheese-eating Mad-dog Skullcap School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Crimson arrogant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sick Pocket Flask

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Puppy Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: red people who are hurt idea he suggested

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Angry dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: disrespectful pit

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: white meetinghouse chad

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: brindle naked space tattoo

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: very tactful garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  poppy stag film boistinker

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: titillating soggy toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Aggressive indigo menage shitlib

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  honey-headed nibblets

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: wine volcanic crater

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Tantric potus public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: mewling sinister whorehouse philosopher-king

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: green step-uncle's house halford

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: crawly vibrant area

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: peach concupiscible skinny woman orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Puce jewess nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  associate faggot firefighter

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: orange office hairy legs

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  associate faggot firefighter

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  associate faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  effete abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: bistre up-to-no-good mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: deranged adventurous liquid oxygen pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: snowy haunting athletic conference preventive strike

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: adulterous pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: bull headed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Jade site selfie

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Pink juggernaut legal warrant

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing Lavender Coldplay Fan Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: High-end aquamarine business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: bull headed roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: flickering ceo black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Startled cumskin



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Gay codepig

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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