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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Blue crotch
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Bat-shit-crazy Grizzly Depressive
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
floppy silver den
  08/30/25
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marvelous kitty cat
  09/05/25
, he lisped
adventurous violent step-uncle's house wrinkle
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Shivering community account
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Shivering community account
  08/31/25
...
Flatulent 180 roast beef
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Talented Slippery Set
  08/31/25
delusional take
Flatulent 180 roast beef
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
fighting gaped stain gaming laptop
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Talented Slippery Set
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Talented Slippery Set
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Talented Slippery Set
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Talented Slippery Set
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  09/05/25
...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Cowardly peach theatre becky
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  09/05/25
...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Carnelian Police Squad
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Carnelian Police Squad
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/05/25
Kenny
Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/06/25
...
ruddy titillating school cafeteria
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/06/25
...
ruddy titillating school cafeteria
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Odious jew
  09/07/25
Explain
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Laughsome Box Office
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Sickened Nowag Quadroon
  09/07/25
...
fighting gaped stain gaming laptop
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Talented Slippery Set
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Talented Slippery Set
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Talented Slippery Set
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Talented Slippery Set
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Talented Slippery Set
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Talented Slippery Set
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Blue crotch

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Grizzly Depressive

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: floppy silver den

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: adventurous violent step-uncle's house wrinkle

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Shivering community account

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Shivering community account

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Flatulent 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Flatulent 180 roast beef

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fighting gaped stain gaming laptop

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Cowardly peach theatre becky

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Police Squad

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Police Squad

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Unhinged fantasy-prone tattoo

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy titillating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy titillating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Odious jew

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Sickened Nowag Quadroon

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fighting gaped stain gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Talented Slippery Set

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49438939)